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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



StrugglingHoneybun posted:

At what point does shitposting about egging on a war become treason? Like, i pronably shouldn't tweet at the iranian dude who is dunking on tmrmyp and tell him to nuke jkush, right? That's prob too far?

it's impossible to treason unless you're against the war

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Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Not a world war, but only because no other country has our back because we were so god drat stupid

didn't macron kinda say he had our backs lol

even fuckin israel backed down but now that they're getting blamed anyway they'd probably jump in

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
Welp I'm having 20 year old flashbacks from the Iraq War with all these maps and experts bullshitting

Iraq War 2: Now it's Real Stupid

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Vim Fuego posted:

How obese do you have to get to be undraftable? Asking for a friend

More weight!

*eats a pound of bacon*

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

in 2003, I was a high as poo poo freshman in college and it was easy to hate bush. now I am a sober old man and this just sucks.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

campfire posted:

chill and wait for more information folks

but i'm impatient!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
lol my girlfriend being all "don't talk like that" just because I said "well i'm in san diego so if i get missiled, we'll meet again don't know where don't know when"

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
does this mean i need to fill my gas tank today or what

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
:(

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

i thought japan and germany said they were in

Lol, so two allies without a functioning military.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





unsure if you've heard, but: people are saying im a stable genius

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/vermontgmg/status/1214702040817061888

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Fallen Hamprince posted:

don't worry about a draft folks. the US military has more than enough people to send to die horribly in the desert already, there's no need for conscription

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Iran failed to account for the US's crack Giant News Anchor Corps

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

campfire posted:

chill and wait for more information folks

ahahahahaha

that's good, that's a really good one

ty for raising my spirits in these trying times

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEE141IC4Q8

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

stuffed crust punk posted:

im sorry sir youve tested q positive

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



fits my needs posted:

does this mean i need to fill my gas tank today or what

oil's probably gonna skyrocket again and even if it doesn't every service station will jack the price by 10 cents anyways, may as well before they get the memo

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Thanks OBAMA!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

War happenin now dude, troops dead

Holy poo poo

Vermain posted:

iran launched a bunch of rockets at a couple US bases and all of the pentagon officials were sent home early because of the threat of like half an inch of snow falling

Holy poo poo

Fix posted:

War were declared.

Lmaooooooo

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

meanolmrcloud posted:

in 2003, I was a high as poo poo freshman in college and it was easy to hate bush. now I am a sober old man and this just sucks.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Pancakes posted:

I assumed it was something like that but am an uncultured swine who only speaks English, some Russian and some Spanish.

Number structure names are weird even in french so it's really common to see odd translations like this in the context of counting

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





so fuckin so fuckins tbaleo

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

the funniest outcome would have been if the conflicting reports of wtf the US was doing regarding troops in iraq was done on purpose to make the US seem too stupid to hit, like trying to discipline a vegetable

but no, trmplx

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Vim Fuego posted:

How obese do you have to get to be undraftable? Asking for a friend

Tell Ted Nugent that the same thing he did last time will still work.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


campfire posted:

chill and wait for more information folks

no

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lol I love them, we hate movies, and Mister movies

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Blackchamber posted:

Thanks OBAMA!

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1214702845532033024?s=20

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Fallen Hamprince posted:

don't worry about a draft folks. the US military has more than enough people to send to die horribly in the desert already, there's no need for conscription

well not if we also have to go back and re-occupy iraq!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1214703909647921152

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Also for three years I've only watched children's movies

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




also everyone in charge is an insane qanon freak or a death cultist that believes the rapture will start happening with a war in iran

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


gently caress YOU ITS JANUARY

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol I love them, we hate movies, and Mister movies

its loving terrible when they have that home alone guy on

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



lol

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





It's tragic they will never get their hands on that drone operator

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

At what point does shitposting about egging on a war become treason? Like, i pronably shouldn't tweet at the iranian dude who is dunking on tmrmyp and tell him to nuke jkush, right? That's prob too far?

18 USC 2381:

"Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States."

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