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Krakkles
May 5, 2003

I just dealt with those on a buddy's F150. They're stupid. I made him replace them with Gorilla lugs

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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I've bought very few used cars where I didn't have to replace at least one of the lug nuts. Can't imagine doing that on a new car.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

STR posted:

I should put a glasspack on Brokeback. :haw:

I had one on mine for like 2 years, it's hardly noticeable. I needed a whole exhaust when I got the car so I bought the cheapest mid pipe and muffler off eBay and one or both must have been for an impreza cause it didn't fit at all. I just hacked off the muffler and all I had was a glass pack laying around so I welded that bitch on and went on with my day. It finally fell off over the summer so I went scorched Earth and replaced everything front to back. Only thing I hate about Subarus is loving with the exhaust loving CONSTANTLY

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Ford "two piece" lugnuts. gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you. I had no idea this was a thing until today.

GF curbed her fiesta and blew the tire but thankfully it was only a few hundred feet from the house so it made it to the driveway. OE lug wrench doesn't fit...wtf. Find ye ol' 4-way and see that 19 is the size of her OE wrench butdoesn't fit but 21 is too loose...wtf. Actually look at the lug nuts and three of the 4 are insanely swollen. I've never seen this in my life but a quick google search says i'm so not alone and people have tried to sue before on this.

At this point i know i have to hammer something on there but there is no way a 19 is getting on these fatty nuts and 20 isn't a normal socket in sets but is going to be easier to massage on there than a 19. Head to the store and they have exactly 1 20mm 6 point. hammer that bitch on there and the lug breaks loose no problem. jam a punch through the socket to hammer out the lug and it just punches through the lug. what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk





I wail on the side of the lug while its stuck in the socket but its deep enough that its a lost cause and I dont feel like fighting this stupid poo poo anymore. I just buy 2 more 20's (which took 2 different stores) and a set of ONE PIECE nuts for that wheel. rinse and repeat. I eventually got that first one out of the socket by wailing on it enough with a sledge to get the neighbors to check on me. I dont care enough to free the other two and they were all crappy duralast sockets anyways. Told the gf she needs to think about replacing all of them and I checked my Escape and yup it has them too (not swollen though). Oh yeah I'm changing those loving things out because I can't imagine finding that poo poo out with a flat on the interstate or some poo poo.

3 god drat hours to change out a tire

I discovered this on my wife's 08 Focus. Thankfully I only had to hammer the socket on one, and when I brought the wheel to my mechanic to deal with, I also brought him my poor socket. He took care of both, and said that's why they stock them and usually replace 1-2 at a time when people come in. Thanks Ford. :mad:

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Maker Of Shoes posted:

Ford "two piece" lugnuts. gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you. I had no idea this was a thing until today.

GF curbed her fiesta and blew the tire but thankfully it was only a few hundred feet from the house so it made it to the driveway. OE lug wrench doesn't fit...wtf. Find ye ol' 4-way and see that 19 is the size of her OE wrench butdoesn't fit but 21 is too loose...wtf. Actually look at the lug nuts and three of the 4 are insanely swollen. I've never seen this in my life but a quick google search says i'm so not alone and people have tried to sue before on this.

At this point i know i have to hammer something on there but there is no way a 19 is getting on these fatty nuts and 20 isn't a normal socket in sets but is going to be easier to massage on there than a 19. Head to the store and they have exactly 1 20mm 6 point. hammer that bitch on there and the lug breaks loose no problem. jam a punch through the socket to hammer out the lug and it just punches through the lug. what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk





I wail on the side of the lug while its stuck in the socket but its deep enough that its a lost cause and I dont feel like fighting this stupid poo poo anymore. I just buy 2 more 20's (which took 2 different stores) and a set of ONE PIECE nuts for that wheel. rinse and repeat. I eventually got that first one out of the socket by wailing on it enough with a sledge to get the neighbors to check on me. I dont care enough to free the other two and they were all crappy duralast sockets anyways. Told the gf she needs to think about replacing all of them and I checked my Escape and yup it has them too (not swollen though). Oh yeah I'm changing those loving things out because I can't imagine finding that poo poo out with a flat on the interstate or some poo poo.

3 god drat hours to change out a tire

Sounds like what you needed was a 13/16" socket :911:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Finger Prince posted:

Sounds like what you needed was a 13/16" socket :911:

I did have one of these and it sorta started but it was a 12 point and i wasn't about to hammer a 12 point on there

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

shy boy from chess club posted:

Only thing I hate about Subarus is loving with the exhaust loving CONSTANTLY

Sounds like somebody who've never replaced a rear hub on a suby.

Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA

When I worked Express lane at Ford everyone had a 19.5mm and 20mm impact socket because we saw so many swollen lugnuts. They really are the worst. I changed out the ones on my FoST before I had that problem thankfully.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Motronic posted:

Sounds like somebody who've never replaced a rear hub on a suby.

I can get the BABs out in one piece and it's not too bad of a job off the car. However if I were to take my hourly rate into account it would be a huge money loss. I won't do them for a customer. It's actually the reason I got the free Outback

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

shy boy from chess club posted:

it's not too bad of a job off the car

Right....which makes it a complete nightmare time wise. And then you run into some like I just did where a 20 ton press can't even get them out.

Exhaust is exhaust. Take it down, put it back up. Put on the right hangers so it doesn't keep breaking. Hubs rust welded into uprights is a completely different level of hell in my opinion. The worst is can get is dealing with studs on the headers/collectors. If that's the issue you may be in the same circle of hell. But it probably needs head gaskets anyway you you aren't wasting much time pulling the heads.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

I don't mean replacing exhaust it's the rattling heat shield, donut gasket blow out, rusty hanger breaks so it bangs on stuff, a different heat shield rattling, converter flange rots off, crotch in the manifold on the head blows a hole, different heat shield hanging off so it rattles constant machine gun blasts of annoying weekly fixes that never end that waste my free time fixing. I'll take a pain in the rear end rear wheel hub job over the Chinese water torture exhaust fixes any day. That's why I finally bought all new stuff last time. If I get a year without having to touch it I'll be pissing myself happy with it.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
So you guys are saying that Subaru is the terrible car stuff? :allears:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


coupedeville posted:

So you guys are saying that Subaru is the terrible car stuff? :allears:

In that case, sounds more like Rust Belt is terrible stuff.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Imagined posted:

You would think a drug dealer would want like the quietest, most nondescript, boring, least attention drawing vehicle possible. Something like my Hyundai Elantra, a car naturally protected by a SEP field. Yours eyes just slide right off it.

The only time I have ever seen this is the protagonist of Clockers (the book, never saw the movie)

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



A long time ago there was a guy who was a weed dealer who lived down my street who drove a super riced out Honda with custom matching interior, super flashy and noticeable. He used to occasionally make a shitload of money driving a brick of cocaine ~150 miles to a different market, but he'd do it in the Honda and said every time he did it it took years off his life due to stress. I never got why he wouldn't borrow someone's Toyota, rent a boring car, or just buy a cheap high mileage but not too beat up Honda/Toyota to drive for those trips.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Motronic posted:

Right....which makes it a complete nightmare time wise. And then you run into some like I just did where a 20 ton press can't even get them out.

Oh, like when I tried to replace a front halfshaft on my Brokeback. We couldn't hammer it out, it laughed at the air chisel, so I took the knuckle out and threw it into a press.

We bent the press. Then we took oxy flames to it. Then hammered. Then threw it back in the press, cranked down on the press (bending it more), and hit it with more oxy fire. It finally went POW after entirely too long. ... for some reason, the wheel bearing on the RF is howling now, after being heated enough to glow white hot. No clue why. v:v:v

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jan 8, 2020

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

Am I remembering right that the Brokeback is a southwest car? It's surprising that so much stuff is so stuck if so. drat.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Not sure what to make of this:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Ford "two piece" lugnuts. gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you. I had no idea this was a thing until today.

GF curbed her fiesta and blew the tire but thankfully it was only a few hundred feet from the house so it made it to the driveway. OE lug wrench doesn't fit...wtf. Find ye ol' 4-way and see that 19 is the size of her OE wrench butdoesn't fit but 21 is too loose...wtf. Actually look at the lug nuts and three of the 4 are insanely swollen. I've never seen this in my life but a quick google search says i'm so not alone and people have tried to sue before on this.

At this point i know i have to hammer something on there but there is no way a 19 is getting on these fatty nuts and 20 isn't a normal socket in sets but is going to be easier to massage on there than a 19. Head to the store and they have exactly 1 20mm 6 point. hammer that bitch on there and the lug breaks loose no problem. jam a punch through the socket to hammer out the lug and it just punches through the lug. what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk






The Garage I worked at back in the late 90s had a plethora of lovely late 80s, early 90s gm poo poo come in there with the two piece lugs too. Usually cavaliers and sunbirds. I guess I kinda got lucky because most of the time the chrome caps were so swollen up I could just chisel them off and use whatever size smaller socket would fit on the lug nut. It would still get jammed on there, but usually not too badly.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Humphreys posted:

Not sure what to make of this:

Hilarious.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Night Danger Moose posted:

When I worked Express lane at Ford everyone had a 19.5mm and 20mm impact socket because we saw so many swollen lugnuts. They really are the worst. I changed out the ones on my FoST before I had that problem thankfully.

Incredible.

This is the kind of quality I only expect in Chrysler products.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Platystemon posted:

Incredible.

This is the kind of quality I only expect in Chrysler products.

Never underestimate the power of a cost accountant surrounded by middle management MBAs. They can take billion dollar corporations down in mere days.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Humphreys posted:

Not sure what to make of this:

I wonder if its low enough to just drive under the parking garage entrance arm.

:allears:

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

That Works posted:

I wonder if its low enough to just drive under the parking garage entrance arm.

:allears:

The car might be short enough, but he still could hit his head on it.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Yeah, the part where you have to drive it with your head sticking out of the roof, and the top of the windshield level with your eyes is a bit of a no-go for me.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
It looks like a video game car clipping through the environment, even down to the lazy texturing.

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Ford "two piece" lugnuts. gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you. I had no idea this was a thing until today.

Krakkles posted:

I just dealt with those on a buddy's F150. They're stupid. I made him replace them with Gorilla lugs
Also, holy gently caress, I just realized these are what I took off my wife's Focus and replaced with Gorillas. I was saving them in a bag in the garage but fuuuuuck that, they're trash.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Krakkles posted:

Am I remembering right that the Brokeback is a southwest car? It's surprising that so much stuff is so stuck if so. drat.

It's an all-over-the-drat-place car. Purchased new in New Mexico, then went to the pacific northwest, then 8 years in BC, then a few more in the pacnw, then Texas (with a South Dakota registration, so I'm assuming active duty military), then sold to someone else in TX that only kept it 6 months, and I know it's at least been road tripped to Mexico in the past year (found several ATM receipts in Spanish from Banorte, some peso coins under the back seat, and all the labeling on the battery is in Spanish). There's some surface rust on fasteners, but even southwest cars get that. Still running the original exhaust with no rust on it, though I think I might have a small leak where the crossover pipe connects to the driver's side manifold.

That's the only stuck thing I've run into - but the RF headlight and complete RF suspension (knuckle, rotor, control arm, etc) have junkyard pen on them, and it came with some damage to the right side of the front bumper (also a new foglight on that side). It's probably safe to say the axle came with the suspension; all the other bolts broke free easily, and the roll pin popped right out. There's no corrosion on the factory wheels either; the body is in really good shape for its age aside from the RR quarter panel being a little bashed in (probably from the same incident that resulted in the damage to the RF) and the front bumper. Paint still looks pretty good (it'd look fantastic with a buff), and it's the notoriously hard to match "white frost pearl". It has factory mudflaps (well, 3 of them anyway), and there's no rust hiding behind those either.

It's a good car, and it's obvious the first 2 owners took good care of it. It just has some poorly done work by the last owner (like the missing roll pin on the LF axle, or the pad slap with trashed rotors done by a brake shop 15 minutes from me, or the trans flush with likely the wrong fluid and left 2 quarts low [I did a basic drain/fill yesterday with store brand Dexron, and it shifts much better], or the cooling system flush that left it half a gallon low... it hasn't lost any since I topped it off... or the bar stock welded to the fender and battery hold down instead of replacing the battery tray).

e: I need to tear back into the front brakes soon. I threw new rotors at it, but kept the pads (since they were less than 1/4 worn), but I'm now getting two creaking noises with every revolution of the LF wheel while braking (I can also feel it in the brake pedal). I'm betting I didn't get one of the shims in quite right, but I'm getting so much brake dust on both front wheels that I'm just going to go ahead and throw new pads on it. It's only been a couple of weeks, and my front wheels are brown instead of looking like brushed alloy now.

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Jan 10, 2020

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Humphreys posted:

Not sure what to make of this:

It looks like a game glitch where half the car is clipping through the floor :stare:

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

BOOTY-ADE posted:

It looks like a game glitch where half the car is clipping through the floor :stare:

As this seems to be a park deck, the question is: will he make the ramp?

e: then again, could also be level to the street, all the airducts threw me off

tuo fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Jan 14, 2020

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
I've seen car mods like that before, they usually have some kinda airbag setup to raise/lower the body for clearance. I've just never seen one *that* low before, good gravy

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

BOOTY-ADE posted:

It looks like a game glitch where half the car is clipping through the floor :stare:

Bethesda! :argh:

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


Regardless of whether or not we're all in a simulation at least we can know for sure we're, fortunately, not in gamebyro.

morethanjake32
Apr 5, 2009
Whelp, making the annual trip to Barrett Jackson tomorrow. Other than boomers ( and people willing to finance for the next 50 years) driving the price of mediocre cars through the roof, I’ll report back on any craziness.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/SFYhfk6.gifv

my friend that ain't never going to work

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Instead of him/her being a few minutes late to work, everybody on that loving train is now going to be hours late. :bravo:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


That legit looks deliberate, there's no way whoever was driving that waited until the train was on them until putting their foot down. Crazy.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Galler posted:

Regardless of whether or not we're all in a simulation at least we can know for sure we're, fortunately, not in gamebyro.

Only at a macroscale level

Also if you pack enough physics objects in one place you get this huge tear that fucks with physics all around it and doesnt even render properly

Also someone forgot to terminate a loop thats supposed to run during worldgen properly and its going to cause a buffer overflow at some point.

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Jan 17, 2020

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Olympic Mathlete posted:

That legit looks deliberate, there's no way whoever was driving that waited until the train was on them until putting their foot down. Crazy.

I mean it looks like the camera car driver is urging them on; whether the crash driver can see it is another matter.

There are a lot of dumb people in the world

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Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

And people wonder why Brightline has the highest rate of crossing accidents of any passenger train line in the US. It's because Florida man is a loving idiot.

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