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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


kaleedity posted:

what happened with the live statement? did he just fall over
he went to bed, the country is cancelled

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Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

Shageletic posted:

Iran has a fleet of F14s so any F35s are toast

:laffo:


time to break out the Top Gun gifs

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





the end of every Alpha Centauri game where I line their borders with gravtanks and wait for the smallest infraction

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

kaleedity posted:

what happened with the live statement? did he just fall over

The tweet is the only statement you'll get until you eat your vegetables and remember sailor.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
this war on christmas is really dragging on

kylome
Jun 24, 2004

currently

truby

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
So far, so good!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

:laffo:


time to break out the Top Gun gifs

Don't get Schnorkles in trouble; horny was still prohibited last I heard.

kylome
Jun 24, 2004

currently

trembo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




the Top Gun remake is here and its filled with the hunkiest iranians. hotter than Tom Cruise

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/DEFCONWSALERTS/status/1214731205691748353

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
the president seems a little bit less vengeful than useful

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Siljmonster posted:

this war on christmas is really dragging on

Lol if they catch Santa and he's Iranian

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What if he remembered the one billion tweets he made about how it’s a mistake to start a war with iran

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



tumo is saying that the counterattack was so :sad: and pitiful in response to his bigly and presidential attack of the guy who the tv has been saying was bin laden times baghdadi raised to the power of cobra commander which means that he unequivocally cowed them into submission and won bigly.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Melania's jacket tomorrow morning:

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I'm sad we didnt get to see him poo poo his pants on live tv

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1214744125637111810?s=21

he needs a ramp because he’s fat

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Dolphin posted:

huh, so you assassinate their vice president and get some bottle rockets and an ultimatum in return. pretty reasonable response if you ask me

We were already looking like some whole-rear end-showing dipshits, what with the murder, then being like whoops lol nm after accidentally saying we’d leave the region, then today our bases were bombed, our president said he was going to give a speech, which in this situation could be nothing less than a declaration of intent, then he cancelled the speech and tweeted we’re doin fine. This is the product of three years of his completely loving up the imperialist machine, then attempting to use it, suddenly and irrationally. It’s kind of amazing to see.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




TRUK

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Joementum posted:

welp I guess it’s bappin

kylome
Jun 24, 2004

currently

Uncle Wemus posted:

I'm sad we didnt get to see him poo poo his pants on live tv

Trump
Venmo

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
its like my peepaw used to say: all’s well that tremps well

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1214749353971257345

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
trubbed again

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I mean lol if they got all US troops out of the way somehow and left all the Iraqi troops to die

Nah they had plenty of warning. Like 30 minutes at least.

CENTCOM already released the data. Here it is:

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



do nothing and claim you won bigly is how trump decided to wrap up nafta and korea

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

I'm glad Jacob Wohl is on the case.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Uncle Wemus posted:

I'm sad we didnt get to see him poo poo his pants on live tv

There's still time. We might be waiting until nightfall in Iran tommorow to do anything.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

lol Pompeo is going to call him a pussy until he agrees to keep fighting

kylome
Jun 24, 2004

currently

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

Nah they had plenty of warning. Like 30 minutes at least.

CENTCOM already released the data. Here it is:



who read this

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




ah the ol trumpo "bomb an empty airfield" move

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
cruising down War Highway looking for the nearest offramp to Pissville

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Hey what's going on :phoneb::phoneline::phoneline::phoneline::phone: All is well!!!! :derp::kingsley::burger:

kylome
Jun 24, 2004

currently

kylome posted:

who read this

star wars

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george soros irl
Nov 12, 2005

make friends and then buy & sell money always
if trumps gonna fold then i guess buy some Lockheed puts, this is really disappointing, was hoping predictit would open a market letting us bet on which cultural site would get dusted first

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