Hello, posters of cspam.

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CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

I'm not really a cspammer, I post in like one thread here.

But correct me if i'm wrong but this entire OP does nothing to actually address the question "Why is PPJ a mod of CSPAM if he doesn't actually take part in the community?"

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Dairy Days: Dec 26, 2007

demod lowtax

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t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

SS_tattoo

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Mean Baby: May 28, 2005

bedpan posted:

i picked today to come back and try and find out what happened to SA

hell yeah, same

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ScootsMcSkirt: Oct 29, 2013

incredible

...absolutely incredible

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Really cool to see that after the old trans threads got moved to protect trans goons that had posted personal information from the creepers, stalkers, bigots, and nazi weirdos that have accounts, it turns out one of the moderators is posting on multiple of those groups' discords and communities, under the same username paling around with them, allegedly to get their SA names and ban them. It's very cool this stranger with access to info on me personally was, at best, playing IRL Mafia with the scummiest poo poo on the internet.

It is also incredibly cool to have the one mod who I thought had my back and genuinely cared about minority posters on SA defending this absolutely lovely idea and getting mad that people were upset about this obviously stupid breech of trust. It doesn't hurt at all and I in fact don't feel like absolute poo poo over it.

Thanks Koalas March and PPJ. I'm sure you playing pretend nazi between banning posters cause they're rude to you definitely helped the forum and wasn't the worst goddamn idea you could have possible had.

EDIT: Amazing timing and understanding of tact by the mods probing people ITT. Seriously, spectacular work in the most literal sense.

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Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

hard mods, making hard choices :patriot:

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

redneck nazgul posted:

IF THIS poo poo WAS SO SUCCESSFUL AND GOOD THAT SOMEONE HAPPENING UPON OUR BRILLIANT NAZI SPY MOD SHUT DOWN A FRUITFUL OPERATION, POST SOME loving NAZI SCALPS

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Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

who could have foreseen a goon project turning out like this

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Themage: Jul 21, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

"we banned a lot of nazis, they're just offscreen"

"no you cant see them"

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

the week probes arent stopping

cya

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El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

Kill All Cops posted:

fishing with therapy?

Dilbert As gently caress

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redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

i want to see some nazi scalps PPJ collected and reported

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Serf: May 5, 2011

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Freaking Crumbum: Apr 17, 2003; Too fuck to drunk

Slippery Nipple posted:

lmao coming in here handing out week probes

the mods knew, and are cowards

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Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Elephant Parade posted:

you know you could have just asked for the discord to be shut down immediately instead of letting racists congregate for six months, right

seriously discord actually acts on reports of nazis because it knows deplatforming them is more effective than "having some of their moderators undertake secret infiltration psyops on them"

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I really hope this is a Netflix documentary someday

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Miley Virus: Apr 9, 2010

Ayn Randi posted:

hey thanks im not reading that but i do note that a ctrl-f for "sorry" or "apologize" appears 0 times get hosed

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

apparently quoting this innocuous post that i wholeheartedly agree with gets you probated

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Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

redneck nazgul posted:

IF THIS poo poo WAS SO SUCCESSFUL AND GOOD THAT SOMEONE HAPPENING UPON OUR BRILLIANT NAZI SPY MOD SHUT DOWN A FRUITFUL OPERATION, POST SOME loving NAZI SCALPS

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joepinetree: Apr 5, 2012

Is the contention here that the sharing of videos of poor, black Brazilians getting killed by the police was all part of a ruse to fit in the discord, and that without the sharing of the sort of stuff that infests the average pro-Bolsonaro whatsapp group this mission wouldn't have been successful?

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foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

buglord posted:

I feel like im living in SA history.

For it's the end of history
There is no other forum to read
So swallow the one that crack pings

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SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

can we ban the OP for self harm because that's what this thread is lmao

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Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

El Burbo posted:

mfw I recognized the reference to the skin carving guy in the OP

i like how somehow adtrw has managed to loop back into this drama

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

who knew that benghazi 2, crazy cloud, and lastgirl were actually nazis this whole time, and that ppj had to go full nazi himself to unmask them

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mycatscrimes: Jan 2, 2020

A big flaming stink posted:

ok ppj, why on earth should any of us actually trust you as a mod?

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

A few months ago I told C-SPAM I was not alt-right. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not. As the Tower board reported, what began as a strategic opening to alt-right discord deteriorated, in its implementation, into me posting Nazi poo poo. This runs counter to my own beliefs, to administration policy, and to the original strategy we had in mind.

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Thug Lessons: Dec 14, 2006; I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Lol I hope you guys realize the mods are using this thread as a honeypot to identify the loudest, dumbest whiners so they can give you a week and you won't be around to complain about whatever's coming up next.

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THS: Sep 15, 2017

Elephant Parade posted:

you know you could have just asked for the discord to be shut down immediately instead of letting racists congregate for six months, right

yeah this might be the most important thing to take away from this. god drat PPJ

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Doublestep: Sep 8, 2013; Keep on keeping on!

i want confirmation that the mod team knows you can report a nazi discord server to Discord and they nuke it and permaban every user in it. why wasnt that done

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whaley: Aug 13, 2000; MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT

oh okay

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amaru_chulla: Sep 3, 2019; by Nyc_Tattoo

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Really cool to see that after the old trans threads got moved to protect trans goons that had posted personal information from the creepers, stalkers, bigots, and nazi weirdos that have accounts, it turns out one of the moderators is posting on multiple of those groups' discords and communities, under the same username paling around with them, allegedly to get their SA names and ban them. It's very cool this stranger with access to info on me personally was, at best, playing IRL Mafia with the scummiest poo poo on the internet.

It is also incredibly cool to have the one mod who I thought had my back and genuinely cared about minority posters on SA defending this absolutely lovely idea and getting mad that people were upset about this obviously stupid breech of trust. It doesn't hurt at all and I in fact don't feel like absolute poo poo over it.

Thanks Koalas March and PPJ. I'm sure you playing pretend nazi between banning posters cause they're rude to you definitely helped the forum and wasn't the worst goddamn idea you could have possible had.

EDIT: Amazing timing and understanding of tact by the mods probing people ITT. Seriously, spectacular work in the most literal sense.

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Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

i used to feel like some kind of sneaky spy when i was serving legal papers

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post COVID: Mar 5, 2007; free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda

my biggest lmao in all of this is squizzle

the mod who didn't know

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Chwoka: Jan 27, 2008; I'm Abed, and I never watch TV.

Meme Emulator posted:

lol at the part where he promises he was just talking about anime ot fit in with everyone else.

Chill dude, relax. Anime pwns. Lets watch some

hey. hey. it's ok now. you're free. he pretended to like anime so we wouldn't have to. he's like jesus on the cross.

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redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

where are the dead nazis

where are they, ppj

also what is your favorite interracial porn to share with nazis

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Terminal autist: May 17, 2018; by vyelkin

this dumb absentee magic shopper bitch is banning more posters ITT than the so called nazis PPJ got lmao this is loving unreal, resign bitch

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Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

I still haven�t caught up and I don�t know poo poo but this post from en garde motherfuckers has me dying at 36,000 feet

quote:

PPJ wearing a tuxedo with the tie on askew, spilling martinis on himself every time he tries to drink, accidentally shooting himself in the dick when he pulls his gun out

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Gulping Again: Mar 10, 2007

Doublestep posted:

i want confirmation that the mod team knows you can report a nazi discord server to Discord and they nuke it and permaban every user in it. why wasnt that done

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GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

alt tabbing between this thread for the eventual list of 1000 permabanned nazi accounts and the zelda agdq race

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littleorv: Jan 29, 2011

El Burbo posted:

mfw I recognized the reference to the skin carving guy in the OP

fucken poggers dude

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