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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

Yep. Don't think there's gonna be any survivors.

https://twitter.com/samswey/status/1214732649123594240?s=20

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Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
The amount of disinformation by both sides is alarming

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1214740599238201344?s=20

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Unleash the missiles, Ayatollah

Please liberate us from this mortal coil

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Same as it ever was.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1214747968277843968?s=20

THS
Sep 15, 2017

hope iran hacks a tree next to the governor’s mansion

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

THS posted:

hope iran hacks a tree next to the governor’s mansion

:perfect:

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

yo whats up with that earthquake thats conspicuously near iran's nuclear power plant

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Stairmaster posted:

yo whats up with that earthquake thats conspicuously near iran's nuclear power plant

just jormugandr thrashing about, trying to shake loose its tail

sum
Nov 15, 2010

Stairmaster posted:

yo whats up with that earthquake thats conspicuously near iran's nuclear power plant

Almost definitely natural. It was about 50 km away from the plant and at 10 km depth. I haven't found any focal mechanisms yet to confirm but you only get 4.9 magnitude quakes from very large nuclear explosions

e: actually you can get them from normal sized nuclear explosions. Still, you can't really set off a nuke secretly without everyone noticing

sum has issued a correction as of 05:55 on Jan 8, 2020

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Stairmaster posted:

yo whats up with that earthquake thats conspicuously near iran's nuclear power plant

HAARP

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/1214759788757864455?s=20

lol if the Iranians end up avenging the death of a senior leader by shooting down a civilian airliner

animist
Aug 28, 2018

shrike82 posted:

https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/1214759788757864455?s=20

lol if the Iranians end up avenging the death of a senior leader by shooting down a civilian airliner

it seems Tehran may not be immune to the taint of the dumbest possible timeline

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

shrike82 posted:

https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/1214759788757864455?s=20

lol if the Iranians end up avenging the death of a senior leader by shooting down a civilian airliner

2020 is off the loving hook

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Sinteres posted:

the fact that they seem to be willing to stop here if Trump doesn't escalate suggests that they realize they're weaker than a lot of posters seem to think.

lol no it doesnt

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/mcsteamworks/status/1214711413580730368

by these definitions a young woman could technically murder alan derschowiz in self defense

https://twitter.com/i_benjaminrose/status/1214754255850094592

perhaps he was always a villain, ben :vince:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol was it a 737 MAX?

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

it was Party Plane Jones

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

THS posted:

hope iran hacks a tree next to the governor’s mansion

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol was it a 737 MAX?

No, a regular one that doesn't blow up for fun.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
a take as hot as the plane's fireball

https://twitter.com/SomeOtherDonald/status/1214761855316398080

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived
so, uh, war then?

I mean the Big Wet President has to do something in response to missile attacks even if no casualties?

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Martout posted:

so, uh, war then?

I mean the Big Wet President has to do something in response to missile attacks even if no casualties?

Trump's gonna do the wildcard thing and bomb Haifa and Dubai himself

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

it was Party Plane Jones

:grin:

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
Like in Speed where they shoot the hostage to take away the leverage from the terror mans

Except in this case we're the terror mans but you know it's similar

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

Martout posted:

so, uh, war then?

I mean the Big Wet President has to do something in response to missile attacks even if no casualties?

Pompeo and Pence will dress up like angels of God and tell Trump to do the most idiotic thing possible at 4 AM

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


i would find it to be really funny if one of the things iran did to retaliate against trump personally was to kill his favorite fox news bobblehead

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

laughing at this as somebody who ran a server on a raspberry pi exposed to the internet

a whole tens of thousands per minute? so that's like, ten devices passively getting poked at the normal everyday rate

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Martout posted:

so, uh, war then?

I mean the Big Wet President has to do something in response to missile attacks even if no casualties?

literally anything could happen next

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

The tubes are filling up, please send help, my fingers are cold

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Oh right, Iran shot missiles at American bases in Iraq tonight. I'd forgotten.

Pizza Segregationist
Jul 18, 2006

watch the senate remove trump so that pence can start bombing

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
any updates?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

paul_soccer12 posted:

any updates?

we won

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

who's we :madmax:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Brown Moses already dissecting satellite images and amateur video of that 737 crash in Tehran.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
man ukraine must loving love dealing with trump at this point. he fucks around to get them to investigate biden and then his dick waving stupidity probably got a plane load of their citizens blown out of the sky by an iranian AA battery trying to lock onto the f-35s we launched

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Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9NVaDR5SFQ

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