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3 million year old crab  
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Did anyone post the cute alternate spelling/pronunciation "creb" yet? Because if not I'm gonna do it
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ekuNNN posted:3 million year old crab Wanna eat that rock creb
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I challenge this thread to CLAWPLACH!! But first, all rise for the national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxQnuMGyPJs
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Floodixor posted:Did anyone post the cute alternate spelling/pronunciation "creb" yet? Because if not I'm gonna do it I believe we have moved on to crawb.
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Don't forget to snip your driver!
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That's 1-800-CRAB-CAB
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A CRAB IRL posted:That's 1-800-CRAB-CAB Hey if i ask u a question will u be totally honest are you actually in fact a Crab in real life
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Stoner Sloth posted:Don't forget to snip your driver! 
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Floodixor posted:Hey if i ask u a question will u be totally honest *clacks claws crabbily @ u*
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1-877-CARS4CRABS
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Yes hello ? I would like to donate a car to a creb
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Involuntary crabslaughter
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The krębs cycle
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Slaan posted:Yes hello ? I would like to donate a car to a creb Now why the heck would a Crab want a car Crabs all their wonderful lives have been scuttling about and that seems to work just fine so maybe just take a second and THINK before you post A creb with a car. Unbelievable
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I'm still really upset about that idea but unrelated can someone please let me know the best way to get a donated car to a creb/family of crebs
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Floodixor posted:Now why the heck would a Crab want a car crabs should have cars if they want them hth
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Floodixor posted:I'm still really upset about that idea but unrelated can someone please let me know the best way to get a donated car to a creb/family of crebs A crabily, if you will.
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Mak0rz posted:crabs should have cars if they want them hth Yeah I guess you're right sorry for my brief foray into negativity in this thread, I'm all for crab rights and I apologize to any crabs reading eight now, especially that poster who is actually a Crab in real life as well as any if our other creb friends who might also be posting
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Floodixor posted:I'm still really upset about that idea but unrelated can someone please let me know the best way to get a donated car to a creb/family of crebs Drive to the beach. Right down to the water. Open doors. Remove tires. Congratulations crebs, it is yours now
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Maybe safely drain and properly dispose of the gas, oil, fluids etc. Crebs do not want it. Leave the lug nuts for the very small crabs
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I'm sure there's a more "professional resource" on this but I feel like this thread has a true moral understanding of the noble crab so I will ask here If you removed the dangerous fluids and electric things from a car and dropped it to the bottom of the ocean, crabs would happily hang out there, right? I'm picturing crebs going home after work with their tiny creb briefcase and hat and where exactly that is
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Last summer I was in Maine and we got to go on a boat with a lobsterman to learn how the lobster fishing process works. Many of the traps he hauled up had crabs clinging to the ropes. One of the traps contained a smaller baby crab which the lobsterman immediately threw directly at me. Not with the intention of having me catch it, but for the joy of throwing something "creepy" at a lady who he probably expected to freak out. Joke's on him that tiny crab was precious and we spent treasured minutes together before I returned it to the sea.
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Floodixor posted:I'm sure there's a more "professional resource" on this but I feel like this thread has a true moral understanding of the noble crab so I will ask here I believe this has been done, I want to say VW beetle body? Also  that giant car-destroying crab was apparently modeled off a cooked crab
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See? Crabs want cars!!!
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a lobster fuckin your car: an extremely powerful portent
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Slaan posted:See? Crabs want cars!!!    
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