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Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

CoolCab posted:

do you have to go to school for five years then, though? financing will only cover four...

SAAS covers four years but they also cover a fifth if you decide you don't like your chose course after the first year.

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Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

CoolCab posted:

I'm not actually, I live in England (and have been for 14 years and am a citizen). I just need to move somewhere at least as cold as where I am now lol.

I'm aware it would have to be financed, c'est la vie.

Look up Access Courses or Centres for Lifelong Learning. The one at Aberdeen was great, but I think it's been disbanded by now. Other universities will hopefully still have options.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

CyberPingu posted:

Ok i got that slightly wrong, the people who attended were:

That's a pretty massive difference

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Coohoolin posted:

Look up Access Courses or Centres for Lifelong Learning. The one at Aberdeen was great, but I think it's been disbanded by now. Other universities will hopefully still have options.

Other universities definitely do access courses, one of my friends did one at Stirling uni before going on to do their degree there, so you might well have options that can suit a longer residence.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


CoolCab posted:

I'm not actually, I live in England (and have been for 14 years and am a citizen). I just need to move somewhere at least as cold as where I am now lol.

I'm aware it would have to be financed, c'est la vie.

A. You can do a foundation year and a 4 year course in scotland if you can find a university that offers them. You've got no prior higher qualifications so you should be eligible for the same finance any 18 year old gets. Doing so in somewhere up north is also an option and gets you a degree faster - newcastle, liverpool, lancaster are all options. What subjects you thinking of studying?

B. Pretty much any university - including some quite good russel groups - will probably take you. Mature students are seen as more reliable and hardworking that 18 year olds regardless of grades, and a slight downtick in 18 year old population plus pressures for uni's to get as many students as possible for that sweet 9k tuition means it'll be easier than you think. UCAS deadline is next week though, and might be a bit tricker to fill out as a solo mature student.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

TheRat posted:

That's a pretty massive difference

Yeah i hosed up on that one.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Id highly recommend Napier. They are loving awesome and actually seem to give a poo poo about their students and helping them pass.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


CoolCab posted:

kinda wanna gently caress around and go to uni. if I apply for Scotland I can't do a foundation year, is that right? this stuff is very confusing and I don't know if it's worth trying and its anxiety provoking :(

Been a bit since I looked but I know Strathclyde & Aberdeen did straight up foundation years. Your other option is doing a SWAP course for a year (Scottish Wider Access Programme) at a college & then going to uni. Plus I know that Glasgow Uni & Edinburgh Uni both had their own Access courses aimed at mature students wanting to get into those unis. Theoretically they could be used for a different uni but you'd need to speak to admissions departments etc, they are designed to get you into that university.

CyberPingu posted:

Ok i got that slightly wrong, the people who attended were:

" the who’s who event of every militant group in the Middle East" *proceeds to name 3 groups that we already know are closely aligned*

Yes, Iran funds groups who support Iran's geopolitical goals. Shock horror, Shia theocracy is very supportive of Shia groups around the Middle East. Much like neoliberal America funds groups who support its geopolitical goals.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Hello thread, I believe some of you are hobbyist home brewers (sadly the dankest of home brewers is no longer with us), and I was wondering if anyone knows what legal hoops you have to jump through to get your homemade booze sold in a licensed pub?

Also is there a homebrewing thread somewhere on the forum? I remember there being one but can't seem to find it.

Cheers all.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Rarity posted:

I've realised this thread is now where I go to ask the life questions I would have always asked my mum so congrats, you're now all my parents

You'll always be my Sims LP floorbaby :3:

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

forkboy84 posted:

Been a bit since I looked but I know Strathclyde & Aberdeen did straight up foundation years. Your other option is doing a SWAP course for a year (Scottish Wider Access Programme) at a college & then going to uni. Plus I know that Glasgow Uni & Edinburgh Uni both had their own Access courses aimed at mature students wanting to get into those unis. Theoretically they could be used for a different uni but you'd need to speak to admissions departments etc, they are designed to get you into that university.

so do I like, call them? my branch secretary has offered to do a reference if o need it so I have that going for me.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

CoolCab posted:

so do I like, call them? my branch secretary has offered to do a reference if o need it so I have that going for me.

Phone up or email admissions, yeah. In my experience most receptionists will direct you to the website so maybe peruse that first and make a list of questions that the website doesn't answer.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
and yeah a lot of the websites I read said that mature students are pretty widely welcomed. I've not go zero qualifications although near to - I'm an accredited rep and I have an nvq level 3 in business admin so, something in this country.

how long are personal statements supposed to be?

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Coohoolin posted:

Hello thread, I believe some of you are hobbyist home brewers (sadly the dankest of home brewers is no longer with us), and I was wondering if anyone knows what legal hoops you have to jump through to get your homemade booze sold in a licensed pub?

Also is there a homebrewing thread somewhere on the forum? I remember there being one but can't seem to find it.

Cheers all.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3437782


Can't help with the legal loopholes I'm afraid, and doubt that thread can either, it's very ameri-centric

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

CoolCab posted:

and yeah a lot of the websites I read said that mature students are pretty widely welcomed. I've not go zero qualifications although near to - I'm an accredited rep and I have an nvq level 3 in business admin so, something in this country.

how long are personal statements supposed to be?

Depends on the uni but if you apply through UCAS it's a standard length, won't be more than a page. If I can find my PS from a couple years ago i can send it to you, i was applying to RCS as a mature student and it got me through to the auditions.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Coohoolin posted:

Depends on the uni but if you apply through UCAS it's a standard length, won't be more than a page. If I can find my PS from a couple years ago i can send it to you, i was applying to RCS as a mature student and it got me through to the auditions.

Yeah that would be cool if it's not too much bother, DM me on discord

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

CoolCab posted:

and yeah a lot of the websites I read said that mature students are pretty widely welcomed. I've not go zero qualifications although near to - I'm an accredited rep and I have an nvq level 3 in business admin so, something in this country.

how long are personal statements supposed to be?

Definitely ring them. Some unis may have a specialist number for mature students (not always obvious on web site) so have a dig for that or phone UG admissions and ask if they have a specialist team.

Personal statements are 4000 characters/ 47 lines. I used to work in admissions and would be happy to proof read if that would be helpful :)

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Coohoolin posted:

Hello thread, I believe some of you are hobbyist home brewers (sadly the dankest of home brewers is no longer with us), and I was wondering if anyone knows what legal hoops you have to jump through to get your homemade booze sold in a licensed pub?

Also is there a homebrewing thread somewhere on the forum? I remember there being one but can't seem to find it.

Cheers all.

Most of its covered in excise notice 226 but you need to register as a brewer (which I believe costs nothing), and as an alcohol wholesaler and need to get a food handling/hygiene qualification (I think level 3?) to start and maintained detailed books of production and sales including alcoholic volume for HRMC declarations - I know a fella that did it using a pubs premise as the brewery location so I don't think there where any council planning loopholes to jump through

kustomkarkommando fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Jan 8, 2020

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Coohoolin posted:

Hello thread, I believe some of you are hobbyist home brewers (sadly the dankest of home brewers is no longer with us), and I was wondering if anyone knows what legal hoops you have to jump through to get your homemade booze sold in a licensed pub?

Also is there a homebrewing thread somewhere on the forum? I remember there being one but can't seem to find it.

Cheers all.
For England and Wales for cider under 7,000L per year you show up and say "I made some cider, do you want to buy it?"

For beer you always have to register, no matter where in the UK, but there's a Small Breweries' Relief scheme that makes paying duty easier and can mean a reduced rate. Once the duty is paid (this is at point of production, not sale) it's a product like any other, and you show up and say "I made some beer, do you want to buy it?"

Wine you always pay full duty per bottle. Same for spirits but you also need a rectifier's licence and a bunch of controls on who can access the still equipment.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


CoolCab posted:

and yeah a lot of the websites I read said that mature students are pretty widely welcomed. I've not go zero qualifications although near to - I'm an accredited rep and I have an nvq level 3 in business admin so, something in this country.

how long are personal statements supposed to be?

It's about a page of "here's why i want to study subject X and why I've decided to educate myself now". Usually they aren't too important, but for a mature student I'd guess it's more important - they aren't vital to get right though and there's not standards structures or anything.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Personal statements are 500 words for UCAS iirc

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Guavanaut posted:

For England and Wales for cider under 7,000L per year you show up and say "I made some cider, do you want to buy it?"

For beer you always have to register, no matter where in the UK, but there's a Small Breweries' Relief scheme that makes paying duty easier and can mean a reduced rate. Once the duty is paid (this is at point of production, not sale) it's a product like any other, and you show up and say "I made some beer, do you want to buy it?"

Wine you always pay full duty per bottle. Same for spirits but you also need a rectifier's licence and a bunch of controls on who can access the still equipment.

Duties etc should be the same UK wide, but the sale stuff outside of duties may well be different in Scotland thanks to the difference in licensing law.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The actual rates should yeah, but I'm not sure if Scotland has the de minimis exception for cider or not.

I suppose that's by the by if you're not making cider though :v:

e: looked it up and:
3.1 Do I need to register

Yes, if:

you make or propose to make cider for sale
your total production – including cider for your own consumption – in any rolling period of 12 consecutive months either exceeds 70 hectolitres (7000 litres), or is likely to do so

You must also advise us if you render cider sparkling (see section 5), unless you intend to carry out this process in an Excise warehouse. You may produce cider and render cider sparkling on the same registered premises.

So you can make up to 7,000L of kerosene jugs of flat cider anywhere in the UK you want and it's just a food product.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Jan 8, 2020

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

kustomkarkommando posted:

Most of its covered in excise notice 226 but you need to register as a brewer (which I believe costs nothing), and as an alcohol wholesaler and need to get a food handling/hygiene qualification (I think level 3?) to start and maintained detailed books of production and sales including alcoholic volume for HRMC declarations - I know a fella that did it using a pubs premise as the brewery location so I don't think there where any council planning loopholes to jump through

I'm a coop member and we run a pub, I have a friend who's in a popular local band and he makes his own wine, so if I want to sell his wine in the pub does he have to get a brewer's license?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Coohoolin posted:

I'm a coop member and we run a pub, I have a friend who's in a popular local band and he makes his own wine, so if I want to sell his wine in the pub does he have to get a brewer's license?
No, he needs a wine licence (different to brewery registration and not eligible for Small Breweries' Relief) and logbook, and to pay wine duty per logged hectolitre.

e: wine licence; wicence: https://www.gov.uk/government/publi...ial-grower-wmw1

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Jan 8, 2020

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Guavanaut posted:

ISIS leaders turn up to pay respects at a Shia funeral, 2016


I don't think it's in good taste to post pictures of D&D mods on the forums.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/1214922337939869707?s=19

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."


Unison leadership is garbage, this is well known.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

sebzilla posted:

You'll always be my Sims LP floorbaby :3:

Lot of respect for this deep loving cut, right here.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

namesake posted:

Unison leadership is garbage, this is well known.

What big union leadership isn't these days?

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




On Amigaposting:

https://www.zophar.net/music/amiga/lemmings

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Miftan posted:

What big union leadership isn't these days?

I mean yeah but my mam was in Unison until retirement and she loving hated them. They were a useless shower of melts.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
O gently caress, zophar dot net. That takes me back a while. When emulation was cutting edge and ROMz were a threat to the game industry rather than something they packaged with your Wii for retro factor. Doctor V64s for goalposts, mm.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Coohoolin posted:

I'm a coop member and we run a pub, I have a friend who's in a popular local band and he makes his own wine, so if I want to sell his wine in the pub does he have to get a brewer's license?

Yeah as per up the thread he'll need a wine producing license and to register the premise in which the wine is produced with full diagrams - never known anyone that's done that tb

The relevant excise note on that is 163 which has all the details in what you need to do and the relevant declaration requirements for the hrmc

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Coohoolin posted:

I'm a coop member and we run a pub, I have a friend who's in a popular local band and he makes his own wine, so if I want to sell his wine in the pub does he have to get a brewer's license?

Coohoolin, do you have PMs? I'd like to ask about your co-op pub.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
Could someone fill me in on what happened between RLB and the Canary?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Apparently she said they were antisemitic because the JLM told her that they were, without doing any due diligence.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
She admitted not that long ago she'd never heard of BDS

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Coohoolin posted:

I'm a coop member and we run a pub, I have a friend who's in a popular local band and he makes his own wine, so if I want to sell his wine in the pub does he have to get a brewer's license?

I believe they’ll need a wine producers licence.
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/wine-duty

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Jul 19, 2003

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