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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

awful

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

what am I looking at here

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

GalacticAcid posted:

what am I looking at here

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/10/unbelievable-vehicles-used-smuggle-immigrants-are-mostly-factory-issue-sedans/

quote:

According to President Trump, every day on the border between the United States and Mexico is a small slice of “Mad Max: Fury Road.”

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Good lord, lol

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Wow, the USA is trying to appropriate Australian culture now. You're cancelled.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuGC6AcG6x4
This is the president of the USA. Like, people call him a "reality tv host" once in a while. But he actually was one.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lol i just remembered trump describing immigrants driving into the country and turning left at the wall or whatever lol

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOQ8Gj1G1l0

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Eat This Glob posted:

lol i just remembered trump describing immigrants driving into the country and turning left at the wall or whatever lol

"...And I explained that to the meeting today with Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and a lot of other people at the meeting. And I said, one of the things that happens there is human traffickers — maybe that’s the worst of all — where you’ll have traffickers having three and four women with tape on their mouths and tied up, sitting in the back of a van or a car, and they’ll drive that van or the car not through a port of entry, where we have very talented people that look for every little morsel of drugs, or even people, or whatever they’re looking for. Not going to go there. They get off the road and they drive out into the desert, and they come on, they make a left turn. Usually it’s a left, not a right.

Most of them come out — because in San Diego and in areas of California, we just finished brand-new walls. Beautiful walls. Steel walls. And they wanted them badly. They were asking us. That’s why we did it there. I said, “Let’s not do it in California.” California always complains through their great governors. They’re always complaining. I said, “Let’s not do it. Let the governor ask us.” But we did it anyway because they really needed it..."

The Honorable Donald J. Trump. This and the blue electrical tape on their kidnap victims speeches are my favorites.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Eat This Glob posted:

epic mra president bernie porn

I think about him often

lol if you don’t know what it is it literally sounds like the biggest possible boogeyman for a hillary supporter- “is there any low these men’s rights activist Bernie Bros mysoginist pornographers won’t stoop to!???”

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


"They get off the road and they drive out into the desert, and they come on, they make a left turn. Usually it’s a left, not a right. . . . [T]hese coyotes and these human traffickers, they make a right turn before they get to the port of entry."

can't decide whether they go left or right in the same sententce.

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I think about him often

lol if you don’t know what it is it literally sounds like the biggest possible boogeyman for a hillary supporter- “is there any low these men’s rights activist Bernie Bros mysoginist pornographers won’t stoop to!???”
I'm going to regret asking, but ... what?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

epic mra president bernie porn sounds like the nightmare title for a #stillwithher type. there's a company called "epic mra" and their president is a fella named bernie porn.

he's a real dude and his name and title was a funny politics thing (hes a pollster) I suddenly remembered

https://www.eastlansingrotaryclub.com/event/bernie-porn-epic-mra-2/

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Epic MRA Presents
Bernie Poll's
Civilization VIII

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If there was a civil war and the boers lost they could still incinerate the victors.

A conservative-leaning columnist visited a bunch of white South Africans during the '80s and came away basically ready to run guns to the Zulus so they could Isandlwana again but with automatic weapons.

Wanna read that column, no lie.

former glory
Jul 11, 2011



Look at that sweet Prince.

Sold a majority stake in his hedge fund to China to join the admin. Wife left him over his "naked political ambition." Held the position of Comms. Director for 10 days.

e: typo

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

oops, should have said he was divesting his conflicts of interest but not done it like everyone else

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

The good old days.

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
Pyramids full of grain

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
The heritage foundation put out a paper claiming that being on welfare lowered children's IQ, and therefore Clinton should sign welfare reform.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

That the heritage foundation was considered a valid source for years is almost unbelievable but I was there

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
The Heritage Foundation created Obamacare.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

ikanreed posted:

The heritage foundation put out a paper claiming that being on welfare lowered children's IQ, and therefore Clinton should sign welfare reform.

hmmm correlation is not... fuckit nm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBlNVXMWe_w

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


that headline is seared into my brain

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
this guy tweeted mass effect 3 dlc quotes

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
https://twitter.com/thebluehue_/status/1214726297911382024

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Joe the Plumber wasn't actually a plumber

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

doesn’t this headline read that Ben was campaigning “hell yeah I tried to murder that child”

is that the joke and my brain refuses to accept it

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Terrorist Fistbump posted:

Joe the Plumber wasn't actually a plumber

i don't think his name was joe either lol

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Ugato posted:

doesn’t this headline read that Ben was campaigning “hell yeah I tried to murder that child”

is that the joke and my brain refuses to accept it

It was a story of redemption from violence that it turned out he made up

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Ugato posted:

doesn’t this headline read that Ben was campaigning “hell yeah I tried to murder that child”

is that the joke and my brain refuses to accept it
That is correct, but it is no joke. He was pushing the standard evangelical conversion narrative - it's more of a testament to the power of Jesus that you're a good person now if you were really bad when you were younger - and it turns out that his story was, shall we say, unsubstantiated.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A true born again christian narrative would have him overcoming the perils of a granary scheme

Suck a Dick No Homo
Apr 22, 2008
Deval Patrick's 0 minutes, 0 seconds as a late-arriving, Obama-once-mentioned, game-changing candidate

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


GalacticAcid posted:

i don't think his name was joe either lol
Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Samuel HUSSEIN Wurzelbacher

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?



e: how did i never notice lincoln going :thunk: in the background before, lol

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

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