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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Donald Trump is the only man who could be late to his own war.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

Yay.

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/1214928529336520704?s=19

Now, we'll see how everyone involved handles the asymmetrical nonsense that Iran likely has planned.

Jesus Christ, Lindsey Graham's dollar-store-knockoff-Mr. Rogers rear end is all over the place in his undying worship of Trump.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

CBJSprague24 posted:

Jesus Christ, Lindsey Graham is all over the place in his undying worship of Trump.

The best part is that I'm pretty sure he was on Hannity last night saying we needed to attack. I wonder what changed his mind?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

fknlo posted:

The best part is that I'm pretty sure he was on Hannity last night saying we needed to attack. I wonder what changed his mind?

Quaalude Trump told him to change his mind.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

fknlo posted:

The best part is that I'm pretty sure he was on Hannity last night saying we needed to attack. I wonder what changed his mind?

The boss changed his mind.

Seriously, that "Lindsey Graham as Trigger Fish" thing from a few pages ago is a hella good rubric.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Stultus Maximus posted:

Quaalude Trump told him to change his mind.



I feel like Trump didn't know what he was going to say before it came up on the teleprompter so I find this hard to believe. He's probably back in the oval with a bowl of ice cream staring at the diet coke button just happy as can be with a couple random synapses firing here and there.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Cadet Bonespurs says "no thanx" to war with Iran, military service, rational thought.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Thank heavens Hair Furor is such a ratfaced little indecisive coward at heart.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Schadenboner posted:

The boss changed his mind.

Seriously, that "Lindsey Graham as Trigger Fish" thing from a few pages ago is a hella good rubric.

Pilot fish. Trigger fish are the really cool predatory fish with names like humahumanukanukaaowaha(spelling is hella wrong).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Zdo-qu-7M

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Chichevache posted:

Pilot fish. Trigger fish are the really cool predatory fish with names like humahumanukanukaaowaha(spelling is hella wrong).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Zdo-qu-7M

Call that bitch hadoken

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
So, uh, did I miss the statement?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Duzzy Funlop posted:

So, uh, did I miss the statement?

Roughly speaking it was "I'm a coward, rump my hump."

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Trump, thankfully took the off ramp.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Thank heavens Hair Furor is such a ratfaced little indecisive coward at heart.

It really is the silver lining in all this.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


bulletsponge13 posted:

Trump, thankfully took the off ramp.

Yes, overall this is a good thing. The problem is that the media is going to paint DJT as doing a good thing and is *~*Presidential*~* when he hosed the hornet's nest, wondered why he got stung, and then did nothing else

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/inqalabiyah/status/1214822662268170240

With tweets like this theres no way Trump doesn't institute a draft for the posting wars.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Duzzy Funlop posted:

So, uh, did I miss the statement?

It was short. He was doped to the gills, slurring words all over the place.
"We killed a bad guy. Iran is bad. We're going to impose more sanctions. They bombed us last night with Obama's money. My economy is the greatest in the world."

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



hobbesmaster posted:

https://twitter.com/inqalabiyah/status/1214822662268170240

With tweets like this theres no way Trump doesn't institute a draft for the posting wars.

The new Stargate reboot is dark as gently caress

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/_SJPeace_/status/1214796617804587008?s=20

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

hobbesmaster posted:

https://twitter.com/inqalabiyah/status/1214822662268170240

With tweets like this theres no way Trump doesn't institute a draft for the posting wars.

VFW will have to rebrand as Veterans of Forums Wars.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

So how long until he starts whining about not getting the Nobel peace prize for this stunt?

Church Ladyboy
Oct 11, 2007

SQUAWK

Hot Karl Marx posted:

you guys keep saying that about brexit too so..

I’m a euro transplant to the UK, married a local so here for the ride. As an outsider on the inside, poo poo’s even more ridiculous.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

VFW will have to rebrand as Veterans of Forums Wars.

Semper Post

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Stultus Maximus posted:

It was short. He was doped to the gills, slurring words all over the place.


I normally assume this kinda stuff is hyperbole but jfc, he sounded like he was playing at half speed :stare:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

VFW will have to rebrand as Veterans of Forums Wars.

GBS delenda est

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
https://twitter.com/wyattreed13/status/1214641652498866176

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Goddamn that last one is an :iceburn:.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

This guy fucks.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

VFW will have to rebrand as Veterans of Forums Wars.

mcnally do the needful

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Goons in Platoons › January Current Events: This crowd is made up of ten cops, six revolutionary guardsmen, & two guys they bribed with juice packs

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Schadenboner posted:

Goons in Platoons › January Current Events: This crowd is made up of ten cops, six revolutionary guardsmen, & two guys they bribed with juice packs

Too long, unfortunately.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Here's a salute to a true shitposter o7

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Ahahaha I love this guy.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



McNally posted:

Too long, unfortunately.

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Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

McNally posted:

Too long, unfortunately.

January Current Events: ten cops, six guardsmen, & two guys they bribed with juice packs

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

McNally posted:

Too long, unfortunately.

Radium...

:argh:

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Forum current event: what the gently caress is going on with CSPAM? Write your reply in the form of a brief the CiC can understand.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

BUG JUG posted:

Forum current event: what the gently caress is going on with CSPAM? Write your reply in the form of a brief the CiC can understand.

Mods knew

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


i love this dude so hard


he made my day

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Jarmak posted:

January Current Events: ten cops, six guardsmen, & two guys they bribed with juice packs

E: :woop:

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jan 8, 2020

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