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Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Oh well heck there's visual proof right there

Man I don't want to rock the boat here but crabs are so great

Edit hell yeah I stand by my opinion snype

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEaz-SCDXcY

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Want to replace my office chair with one of these bad boys.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Floodixor posted:

I'm sure there's a more "professional resource" on this but I feel like this thread has a true moral understanding of the noble crab so I will ask here

If you removed the dangerous fluids and electric things from a car and dropped it to the bottom of the ocean, crabs would happily hang out there, right? I'm picturing crebs going home after work with their tiny creb briefcase and hat and where exactly that is

Yup we've sunk all kinds of stuff to "create seafloor habitat" (get rid of junk) and the crebs like it just fine. Just google "artificial reef" and you'll find all kinds of sources. I think they usually sink old ships but basically anything will work.

In addition to removing fluids you probably should remove all the plastic, because the ocean has enough garbage plastic in it, and maybe foam stuff like seat cushions, maybe the wiring too. Basically strip the car down to just the frame, chassis, suspension, maybe the glass, maybe leave the transmission and engine if they're super clean but probably best to pull those too.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
When I googled, most results were about a full NY/NJ subway train that had been taken off the coast and sunk, 10 years in it was doing well as an ecosystem.

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Excuse me this is on the bottom of page 3 of gbs can we get more posts about crabs or pictures of crabs please

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Here's a crab trying to serve me food a couple of weeks ago, not realizing the restaurant is closed

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
I like creb

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Creb like me :hai:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Creb has good steady restaurant job but lazy lobster unemployed

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/aseyq3j.gifv

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Lobstar filth

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015



https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F362871177358
U can't fool me, shrimp.

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/liEcLbM2gII

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Terrible way to kill a noble creb.

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
https://twitter.com/Mossworm1/status/1213682389475635201?s=09

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slaan posted:

Creb like me :hai:





this made me sad :smith: why not kill them first

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Can’t break that shell for presentation factor.

I mean I boil mine alive but tossed in head first they are only alive for seconds.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

:glomp:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Crabs are fuckin ASSHOLES!

Haha just kidding they're great

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?


https://youtu.be/BKHoMi-U8g4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Crabs are basically a kind of dog

naem
May 29, 2011

ekuNNN posted:

this made me sad :smith: why not kill them first

rest assured their spirit lives on in crab-halla :black101:

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufI0PTckUx8

Whitenoise Poster
Mar 26, 2010

ekuNNN posted:


this made me sad :smith: why not kill them first

Man I've been getting recommended videos from that channel a lot because of how many cooking videos I watch and a surprisingly large amount of seafood cooking involves the food being alive for a distressingly long part of the process.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
was this already posted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mDngl11P3k

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IDM5TWZmR0

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

A CRAB IRL posted:

Crabs are fuckin ASSHOLES!

Haha just kidding they're great

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
All crabs are good

It is us who is bad

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

naem posted:

rest assured their spirit lives on in crab-halla :black101:





:black101:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Crabs are assholes yes, but that is the natural order of things. I accept them you who they are and I suggest you do the same, else you get the snip snop

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.

Bust Rodd posted:

All crabs are good

It is us who is bad

I would be fine if they were in charge

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mak0rz posted:

Crabs are assholes yes, but that is the natural order of things. I accept them you who they are and I suggest you do the same, else you get the snip snop

Being defensive is not being an rear end in a top hat it’s just being prudent.

Mosquitoes. Now that’s an rear end in a top hat animal.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider

Whitenoise Poster posted:

Man I've been getting recommended videos from that channel a lot because of how many cooking videos I watch and a surprisingly large amount of seafood cooking involves the food being alive for a distressingly long part of the process.

Is there an actual reason for doing that, or what?

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

christmas boots posted:

Is there an actual reason for doing that, or what?

Many crustaceans have a naturally occurring safety mechanism in that they release bile into their system on death, contaminating the meat and poisoning many potential predators. You have to kill them in such a way that they don’t have that reaction, and boiling them alive is one way to do that.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

christmas boots posted:

Is there an actual reason for doing that, or what?

Also there's been a totally unscientific and unsubstantiated belief everywhere forever that somehow crustaceans (and for that matter, fish!) don't feel pain. It's bullshit, and more recent studies have proved it's bullshit.

And, you can absolutely safely kill crabs, lobsters, and other crustaceans before cooking them. There are numerous guides online.

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Bust Rodd posted:

Many crustaceans have a naturally occurring safety mechanism in that they release bile into their system on death, contaminating the meat and poisoning many potential predators. You have to kill them in such a way that they don’t have that reaction, and boiling them alive is one way to do that.

Ah. Well, that's on them then.

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