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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

capitalism is so logical

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

:posthaste:

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

The first thing my psychology teacher taught me in 9th grade was there's no such thing as a tit man. Tits and cleavage just remind us of hips and rear end, and we're attracted to wide child bearing hips.

He was also my art teacher and was out for 6 months one year because he got heavy metal poisoning from too much lead paint.

Thanks buddy.

i’m sure the teacher who decided to babble on about how hot child bearing hips are to 9th graders was very sane and definitely didn’t have some weird sexual issues he was hiding

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Turdfuzz posted:

Schnorkles is a toilet boy, he loves it. He told me so in a PM or something. He thinks about toilets everyday and uses one everyday sometimes even multiple times, ugh. Gross.

I don't think that's what a toilet boy is.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Sir Tonk posted:

capitalism is so logical

"highest" valued

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


tacodaemon posted:

check out the cartoony grand-dad on the version of the old grand-dad label from a century ago








as you probably know the current version of the label has a more distinguished looking bust of grand-dad instead



Thanks for reminding me to buy a new bottle of 114

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1214993352871104514

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


The WeWork of the auto industry

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol my wife found the crack/ping Britney spears in my photo roll and was like "what the heck is this"



Just tell her you're infiltrating a problematic internet forum and had to post it in order to fit in.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Just tell her you're infiltrating a problematic internet forum and had to post it in order to fit in.

but what is crack ping 🤔:thunk:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
there have been a lot of lies about me recently itt by known posting dissidents turdfuzz and cumshitter

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

tfw you lost manchin on a natsec issue

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Mummy Xzibit posted:

I don't think that's what a toilet boy is.

Why don't you google it and share it with the thread then, smart guy?

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My 8th grade english teacher once played Polanski's Romeo & Juliette in class not knowing about the bewbs in that movie and when they got popped out she freaked out and ran to the front of the room and just jumped up and down in front of the projection, so the boobs were just projected onto her and she was very owned.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Airbnb/status/1214700066075578368

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




The greatest auto brand around doesn't have parts to repair your car yet

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


twitter delenda est

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

this calls for another embarrassing dance

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-4nc4X63pY

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Only donald trmpsf can reply to my twitter

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

My 8th grade english teacher once played Polanski's Romeo & Juliette in class not knowing about the bewbs in that movie and when they got popped out she freaked out and ran to the front of the room and just jumped up and down in front of the projection, so the boobs were just projected onto her and she was very owned.

My 8th grade English teacher did the same thing, except she was like "Yeah, it's boobs. Calm down. Be mature about this."

... In retrospect... Yikes.

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1214994738425815043?s=20

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

im surprised ive never seen someone registered as Old Grandad with matching av

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


wow the car company focused on marketing exclusively to rich morons is the highest valued one you say

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

"unexcelled for medicinal purposes"

good one granddad.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Mayor Dave posted:

Now that Smythe is gone we do need another large Nazi wife guy

I won't be that but I will be Admin. Get that Radium poo poo fixed right up. I know all the good numbers.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

smythe is gone? sad. he wasn't the guy who made the bad post right? because i met the man once and he was nice. i texted him last night and clowned on the post. i hope i did not clown on the man

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Are large antifa wifes acceptable these days?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

why

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

bring back old gbs posted:

not true i watch jiggly boob videos all the time for "jerking off"

hell, same

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
TRUMP-

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Iron Crowned posted:

Are large antifa wifes acceptable these days?

They were always acceptable... or else, they say

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


built in echo chamber

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Iron Crowned posted:

Are large antifa wifes acceptable these days?

seems ideal, more weight for them to punch fascists with tbqh

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Im a magachad and i need a trumwife

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CktLA_TaPqk

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
trump?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

check out the cartoony grand-dad on the version of the old grand-dad label from a century ago








as you probably know the current version of the label has a more distinguished looking bust of grand-dad instead



That's awesome is that your bottle

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

ArmZ posted:

wait what happened to smythe??

Quit when fyad was closed

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/stillgray/status/1214977998912286720

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