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Joementum posted:new twitter feature: a setting that allows anyone to reply, but the only reply they can make is that gif of a woman doing a spit take in 280p
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Parity warning posted:holy poo poo the sudafed thing comes from the taco bowl i love hispanics tweet im dying fun to show this one to people and go 'enhance, enhance' until they see it
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https://twitter.com/GregStohr/status/1215009035294040069?s=20
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Joementum posted:worst Ayn Rand book adaptation yet she somehow looks worse than he does
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Why the gently caress would you ever share any details about yourself or what you do all day with your significant other/wife??? lmfao same except instead of a lawyer im a civil engineer
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her arms at her sides like dad lol
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a powerful photo
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Why the gently caress would you ever share any details about yourself or what you do all day with your significant other/wife??? I don't she just grabs my phone and starts scrolling through sometimes to re-confirm that I'm just being the dumbest motherfucker on earth instead of cheating or something
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Sir Tonk posted:she somehow looks worse than he does He whispered in her ear two parrots Trumping
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Mummy Xzibit posted:you've never just been "doing research"? every night, baby
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my lady thinks this whole thread is a death cult
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I don't she just grabs my phone and starts scrolling through sometimes to re-confirm that I'm just being the dumbest motherfucker on earth instead of cheating or something Why do you need so many pictures of cartoon planes in drag?
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magiccarpet posted:my lady thinks this whole thread is a death cult buy her an account, not wrong
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# ? Jan 8, 2020 21:41 |
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It is 2028. After 8 years of success under President Sanders, and with a 1 vote majority in the Senate, 94 year old Justice Ginsburg decides she wishes her replacement to be appointed by democratic nominee Amy Klobuchar, because Vince McMahon can't possibly win.
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magiccarpet posted:my lady thinks this whole thread is a death cult it isn't??
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# ? Jan 8, 2020 21:41 |
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Lol my GF told me I had to post here again because she was sick of hearing about "depressing" poo poo like trump putting the candy bars on the minion and leaving his umbrelly at the plane stairs. When that stuff is actually not depressing but insanely funny.
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Sir Tonk posted:capitalism is so logical the worst part of this is that cumshitter's rear end in a top hat cousin might be super rich now off of this i hope he sold it at 200 and now is just full of despair
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https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1215010630656307201?s=20
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MockingQuantum posted:but seriously does, like, a night or two of little sleep actually make people that poorly articulate? I've never seen it happen, other than if someone was literally falling asleep as they spoke if I get 2-3 hours of sleep I definitely feel slower & my brain can't find all the words so imagine what it does to someone who's already suffering from advanced dementia
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Parity warning posted:why would you post this hes about to be busted and trying to get ahead of it
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timely
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Forgot to congratulate you on your martyrdom snoo
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Xaris posted:lmfao same except instead of a lawyer im a civil engineer Hell yeah engineerin' n' trumpin'!
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My Mega Powers resolution will keep miss elizabeth safe and denounce Hogan as a hot dogger and showboat
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the milk machine posted:it isn't?? it definitely is
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Joementum posted:new twitter feature: a setting that allows anyone to reply, but the only reply they can make is that gif of a woman doing a spit take in 280p New feature: drivers license, W-2, and breathalyzer to prove you're a white suburban wine-mom before you an post sassy black gifs
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zegermans posted:It is 2028. After 8 years of success under President Sanders, and with a 1 vote majority in the Senate, 94 year old Justice Ginsburg decides she wishes her replacement to be appointed by democratic nominee Amy Klobuchar, because Vince McMahon can't possibly win. https://twitter.com/thwphipps/status/617371513277259776
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lol she'll be dead by june. luckily we have a standing precedent not to replace supreme court justices in an election year.
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Well that's just depressing.
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https://twitter.com/thwphipps/status/1205596632399654912
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magiccarpet posted:my lady thinks this whole thread is a death cult she's not wrong
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I tried to explain the brain breaking thing and she just didn't follow up. I assume she regretted asking and just wanted to go back to watching Nailed It! I think we may have the same wife. This may prove to be a problem. or not
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Why the gently caress would you ever share any details about yourself or what you do all day with your significant other/wife??? Nice humble brag about the GF.
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magiccarpet posted:my lady thinks this whole thread is a death cult Accurate
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Joementum posted:everyone's just having a normal one today, i guess gonna give paul the benefit of the doubt and assume he was stupid enough to answer a cold call from a "computer security service" that is trying to get him to send them bitcoins
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It's great posting some stupid gross poo poo and then immediately going into a meeting and acting like a normal person
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Another Bill posted:They're rumored to be looking for a house in my neighborhood
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help i cant stop listening to dog police e: is that william h macy in yellow?
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