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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Rigel posted:

Fans like to throw their cushions when they see a kinboshi (gold star victory). Some venues have reacted to this practice by literally nailing the cushions down onto the floor, but some other venues still have throwable cushions.

oh I assumed they were rioting because the fave just lost decisively to a young upstart.

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Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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coconono posted:

oh I assumed they were rioting because the fave just lost decisively to a young upstart.

Well, they are, Kinboshi is just the usual suspect but any major upset in the last couple matches of the day will result in some pillows thrown, though I can't remember when I last saw so many, compared to that Hakuho/Asashoryu match.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I love that a few zabuton were thrown when Aminishiki henka'd Hakuho :lol:

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Brut posted:

Well, they are, Kinboshi is just the usual suspect but any major upset in the last couple matches of the day will result in some pillows thrown, though I can't remember when I last saw so many, compared to that Hakuho/Asashoryu match.

I wonder if people understood what they were witnessing there in the moment. You had prime Asashoryu in the midst of his prime winning 8/12 tournaments and about to launch a 7 basho streak to make a legitimate run at GOAT against an upstart 19 year old Hak in his 4th ever Makuuchi tournament even before his first appearance at Sanyaku.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

sivad posted:

PYF Hakuho, back when Aminishiki still had hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5TXO9cqH_c

A few things here:
1) I'm starting to see a lot of these matches where one or more of the fighters (Hakuho mostly) don't put both fists on the ground before starting. I've seen false starts called but mostly that seems to be ignored.
2) Why is the Hekma looked down upon? It's awesome.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

ChrisBTY posted:

A few things here:
1) I'm starting to see a lot of these matches where one or more of the fighters (Hakuho mostly) don't put both fists on the ground before starting. I've seen false starts called but mostly that seems to be ignored.
2) Why is the Hekma looked down upon? It's awesome.

Four fists is more of a guideline than a rule, as long as someone's not getting an unfair jump.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Elissimpark posted:

You might be surprised to learn that there are grumpy old men who think that this was a good quality - can't remember which oyakata praised his "spirit".

More PYF Hakuho:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPYuc2EDtTQ&t=707s

Even unbalanced and being pushed backwards, Hakuho can find someway to ruin your day.

The kimarite there (yaguranage) is pretty rare - only 6 pulled off in the past 25 odd years. Looking at the history of it though, it got a good outing during the 50's and 60's. Probably because everyone was a bit smaller back then.

Historic shout out to Arashiyama who pulled off two in the same tournament (May 1970) on consecutive days, one on an opponent 40kg heavier.


Why does the guy on the right of the screen at 2:20 not have the hair tied up?

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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Mekchu posted:

Why does the guy on the right of the screen at 2:20 not have the hair tied up?

Hair's too short, Mitaekumi entered through the Tsukedashi program which means due to success in university sumo/amateur sumo/some other sumo (in his case university sumo), he got to debut at Makushita #10 in March of 2015. This is November 2015 so his hair had been growing for less than a year. That's why on sumodb his first rank is listed as "Ms10TD".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv0ExjRqz58

Here's a similar situation of newcomer Ichinojo with the extra unusual bit of this being his second Yokozuna fight despite being at M10 in his Makuuchi debut, they had him fight 2 Ozeki and 2 Yokozuna because he was crushing everyone else, I still hope that dude figures out his weight/back stuff but he probably won't.

Brut fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Jan 8, 2020

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


ChrisBTY posted:

A few things here:
1) I'm starting to see a lot of these matches where one or more of the fighters (Hakuho mostly) don't put both fists on the ground before starting. I've seen false starts called but mostly that seems to be ignored.
2) Why is the Hekma looked down upon? It's awesome.

From an entertainment POV, henka are funny every once in awhile, especially when some idiot overcommits and goes flying but it would be boring it everyone danced around at the start instead of going for it so they are best as a change of pace move rather than a staple of your strategy.

From the traditionalist/grumpy old man POV, it goes against the whole fighting spirit part of the sport as it’s seen as cowardly avoidance rather than committing to the attack.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

henka is the dodge so your opponent barrels out of bounds, right? if so I like it the best because it demonstrates a higher level of mental fluidity than HIT MAN LOTS MAKE MAN BACK UP FROM LOTS HITS

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
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coconono posted:

henka is the dodge so your opponent barrels out of bounds, right? if so I like it the best because it demonstrates a higher level of mental fluidity than HIT MAN LOTS MAKE MAN BACK UP FROM LOTS HITS

Yes, but specifically at the very beginning of the match. If you've had one collision of any sort afterwards everything is fair game even to grumpy old men.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Brut posted:

Yes, but specifically at the very beginning of the match. If you've had one collision of any sort afterwards everything is fair game even to grumpy old men.

ah, well I gotta agree with the grumpy old men, we gotta have that solid contact at least once. because poo poo rules. THUMP

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
These hakuho highlights are pretty amazing. I love the one where he stands back and eggs the guy on. The two false start into henka was pretty good too

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Hakuho famously apologized after using a henka to defeat Harumafuji on day 15 in Haru 2016. He was 13-1, and so was Kisenosato, so if he hadn't won it would have gone to a playoff. Instead of a titanic battle of yokozuna with the championship potentially on the line he pulled a huge henka that had Harumafuji flying off the dohyo. The stadium in Osaka actually booed a bit, and everyone hated it. Some people called on him to retire, and he apologized both in the championship interview and afterward.

I love Hakuho so much.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


coconono posted:

ah, well I gotta agree with the grumpy old men, we gotta have that solid contact at least once. because poo poo rules. THUMP

Might I interest you in Harumafuji? From the old OP:

quote:

Harumafuji - Mongolia - Yokozuna - the smallest Yokozuna since Wakanohana, and a specialist in lightning-quick maneuvers - including the HNH (Harumafuji-non-henka) as Kintamayama calls it

Basically his trademark move of turning the initial charge into a henka-esque dodge after solid contact. Unfortunately, he got kicked out of sumo for assaulting a lower ranked wrestler which kicked off a much needed crackdown on bullying and corporal punishment in the sport.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
The only thing funnier than a henka is a failed henka.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

I can see why a henka is legal but frowned on. Seeing someone be clever on occasion is fun, but seeing everyone be clever all the time defeats the purpose of watching obese men imitate a freight train collision.

Lexorin
Jul 5, 2000

Also, aren't henkas considered even shittier when done by a Yokozuna/Ozeki because they're supposed to be above that kind of stuff and should be good enough that they don't need to resort to it?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Henka is the sumo equivalent of putting your hand out to touch gloves and cracking / double legging your momentarily compromised opponent - perfectly legal, but you had BETTER loving win and if your opponent stuffs you he is going to be pissed.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lexorin posted:

Also, aren't henkas considered even shittier when done by a Yokozuna/Ozeki because they're supposed to be above that kind of stuff and should be good enough that they don't need to resort to it?

From what I can tell, yes, Yokozuna and Ozeki ranked competitors have very high expectations on how they comport themselves both in ring and out. In fact, to make Yokozuna a collection of old men have to sit around and discuss how honourable you are, and until very recently you literally could not reach the yokozuna level of expected flawless etiquette without being ethnically Japanese.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




someone post a clip of that double non henka from the last basho where Enho and his opponent just stood straight up from the tachi-ai and the ref yelled at them

Lexorin
Jul 5, 2000

It was Yutakayama vr Enho, day 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWXZ5Sq9Xu0&t=313s

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I'm so glad this thread exists to show me just how loving cool sumo is.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




gently caress I forgot about this. And of course they did it in front of Konosuke, who is known for being stern and willing to keep rikishi in line when they try to be sloppy at the shikiri-sen (i.e. the little white lines they need to put their fists down behind before the tachi-ai). Konosuke is actually a fan favorite, although lately he's been calling way too many mattas. I just love how pissed he is in this clip.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Kenning posted:

gently caress I forgot about this. And of course they did it in front of Konosuke, who is known for being stern and willing to keep rikishi in line when they try to be sloppy at the shikiri-sen (i.e. the little white lines they need to put their fists down behind before the tachi-ai). Konosuke is actually a fan favorite, although lately he's been calling way too many mattas. I just love how pissed he is in this clip.

I was able to recognize him long before I could recognize any of the wrestlers

Dr. Zoggle
Aug 12, 2006
Go Blue!


here's a odd question

are there sumo groupies?

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I would imagine that yes there are. Because there are groupies for loving esports of all things.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



They're called "sujo", short for "sumo joshi" or "sumo girls". Here's a Japan Times article from 2018 that uses sumo girls as the hook to introduce a piece about the rising popularity of sumo in the Kisenosato era, and here's an essentially identical article from the LA Times in 1992 that similarly uses sumo girls as the hook to introduce a piece about the rising popularity of sumo in the Waka-Taka era.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
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here comes the spunk posted:

here's a odd question

are there sumo groupies?

I feel like of the half dozen or so "Rikishi is getting married/got married" news I've seen in the last couple years, most of them had the some line about the woman being a fan at first.

These dudes live and breathe sumo though I can't really think of where else they'd meet anyone.

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.
Some of them end up in arranged marriages, and there are families that have been in sumo for generations. The wife of a stablemaster has a number of traditional duties, including acting as a kind of surrogate mother to the younger rikishi.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Going to do my picks before I forget.

Y/O: Hakuho, Kakyryu, Takakeisho
S/K: Asanoyama, Daieisho, Abi
M1-M5: Hokutofuji, Myogiryu, Mitakeumi
M6-M10: Ryuden, Takanosho, Yutakayama
M11-: Tsurugisho, Chiyotairyu, Tochiozan

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
From memory, the koenkai are more than just fans - they can have a big say in a rikishi's life. I recall that part the reason Akebono ended up leaving the NSK was that he alienated his koenkai by marrying someone without their approval and without their financial support, he couldn't keep his heya going.

Dr. Zoggle
Aug 12, 2006
Go Blue!


thanks for the replies, that's pretty cool

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ishiura is allowed to compete in January, loses 20% of his salary for the month while his coach (Miyagino?) loses 20% of his salary until march. Hokaho is allowed to compete and since he doesn't have a salary, doesn't get fined.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQ5yQUYFhQ

Edit - Also includes a translation of a Hakuho interview where he says "I was brave enough to take time off"

That is one hell of a statement :psyduck:

Mekchu fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jan 9, 2020

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



He's not wrong. He knows by taking time off people are gonna talk poo poo and say he needs to retire or whatever, but it allows him to heal. There's huge pressure on Yokozuna to show up and perform, even if they're hurt. Ex-Kisenosato, now Araiso-oyakata, was not brave enough to take time off, so he permanently ruined his body and ended up having what can only be described as an ignominious career as a yokozuna, even though he was an excellent and reliable ozeki for years beforehand.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Kisenosato is especially tragic because if he had actually taken time off to recover and ended up having even just a passable Yokozuna career, he'd be remembered very fondly just for being the lone Japanese Yokozuna (which admittedly is also why there was probably extra pressure on him not to take time off).

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kenning posted:

He's not wrong. He knows by taking time off people are gonna talk poo poo and say he needs to retire or whatever, but it allows him to heal. There's huge pressure on Yokozuna to show up and perform, even if they're hurt. Ex-Kisenosato, now Araiso-oyakata, was not brave enough to take time off, so he permanently ruined his body and ended up having what can only be described as an ignominious career as a yokozuna, even though he was an excellent and reliable ozeki for years beforehand.

I didn't mean to imply he was wrong, just that it's insane he has to label it as "I'm being brave by taking care of my body so I don't end up a crippled old man." Which ties into the previous thread's discussion (and a bit of this one) about the sports culture in Japan seemingly thinking "yes you should sacrifice your health for sports"

A recent example was the news about MMA fighter Kyoji Horiguchi who was basically told he had to fight with an ACL tear because Rizin needed his name on the banner to sell tickets and they guilt tripped him into it. Now he's out with a severe injury needed rehab longer than he really needed to have in the first place had they just let him heal up.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Hakuho is the hero this sport needs.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Can't remember if it's been mentioned in this new thread, but one of the reasons there are so many problems with fighting through injuries at the moment is the fact that in 2004 they removed the right to sit out one tournament without loss of rank in a supreme moment of throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

It was felt that too many rikishi were taking a break citing relatively minor injuries, so rather than applying scrutiny or requiring the assessment of a trusted doctor they just got rid of it altogether so now rikishi have to choose between guaranteed loss of rank but better long term health or the chance of scraping a winning record fighting through injury. It's perverse.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Tsaedje posted:

Can't remember if it's been mentioned in this new thread, but one of the reasons there are so many problems with fighting through injuries at the moment is the fact that in 2004 they removed the right to sit out one tournament without loss of rank in a supreme moment of throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

It was felt that too many rikishi were taking a break citing relatively minor injuries, so rather than applying scrutiny or requiring the assessment of a trusted doctor they just got rid of it altogether so now rikishi have to choose between guaranteed loss of rank but better long term health or the chance of scraping a winning record fighting through injury. It's perverse.

Holy poo poo. I've got nothing to add except that this is legitimately barbaric. Is this still an active policy?

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