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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Being called "magister" by a wino trying to bum a tenner from you to buy Koskenkorva.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Being called a "useless loving waste of time, loving pathetic, why don't you go kill yourself you stupid loving piece of poo poo" by my dad.

And he's dead now! He's loving dead! Suck it you rear end in a top hat! Score one for the useless loving pathetic waste of time!

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Screaming Idiot posted:

Being called a "useless loving waste of time, loving pathetic, why don't you go kill yourself you stupid loving piece of poo poo" by my dad.

And he's dead now! He's loving dead! Suck it you rear end in a top hat! Score one for the useless loving pathetic waste of time!

I also choose this guy’s dead dad

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Jerry Cotton posted:

Being called "magister" by a wino trying to bum a tenner from you to buy Koskenkorva.

Ay vittu perkele

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


on phone, someone do the necessary

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I've seen lazy art before, but that looks absolutely nothing like Data.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
Being called by a .

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
my oc:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Milo and POTUS posted:

Are vampires at all inconvenienced by moonlight

Sometimes the flying ones get spotted flying in front of the moon. Or, like, climbing up the side of a building or whatever. If the night was darker things would be a little better for them, but probably not enough of a thing to bother building a moon tarp.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Facebook Aunt posted:

Sometimes the flying ones get spotted flying in front of the moon.

I thought vampires had evolved to produce a slight glow on their anterior sides so that creatures looking upward wouldn't see them against the less-dark sky.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




pseudorandom posted:

I thought vampires had evolved to produce a slight glow on their anterior sides so that creatures looking upward wouldn't see them against the less-dark sky.

Vampires can't have babies so how are they going to evolve, genius?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



that game only exists in other games ads

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Sleekly posted:

that game only exists in other games ads

Or in the middle of some of the YouTube videos I watch. I don't mind internet entertainers doing ad reads, but interrupting their content with an awkward segue into five solid minutes of mobile game shilling can just gently caress off.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1215219864048218112

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Sleekly posted:

that game only exists in other games ads

I've seen a couple TV commercials for it, that was disconcerting

My hindbrain was like, O NO

PHONE IS ON TEVELISION

PHONE IS ON TEVELISION

dreamin of semen
Feb 22, 2013

MULTIPLICATION

Dabir posted:

on phone, someone do the necessary

sigh

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


:hmmyes:

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A COIN INTO MY WITCHER.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Being called a "useless loving waste of time, loving pathetic, why don't you go kill yourself you stupid loving piece of poo poo" by my dad.

And he's dead now! He's loving dead! Suck it you rear end in a top hat! Score one for the useless loving pathetic waste of time!

Same. Fucker is probably shouting at your dad in hell.

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar







LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

man was I drinking tequila wrong

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Vampires can't have babies so how are they going to evolve, genius?

[Insert Peter Watts Powerpoint here]

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe

oof

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


as a portlander, can confirm.

hey maybe we can get fred armisen to make a show about cincinnati so everyone will move there instead

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
Soup with letters for kids. Soup with letters for doctors.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Dungeon Ecology posted:

as a portlander, can confirm.

hey maybe we can get fred armisen to make a show about cincinnati so everyone will move there instead

gently caress off, everyone agreeing Ohio sucks keeps it cheap.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Jokes on you, I'm a fake-smart comfortable white liberal with an owl tattoo but I don't even live in the US!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

bike tory posted:

Jokes on you, I'm a fake-smart comfortable white liberal with an owl tattoo but I don't even live in the US!

The most hipster place to live

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
I watched a homeless guy put his cum into somebody's gas tank this morning so I'm gonna say Portland is in fact pretty weird and also a fuckin shithole

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Thanks for a spicy meme I can share with the Aerospace Valley (and piss off all the engineers who work for the killing machines manufacturers here)

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Gay Vape Shark? Now there's a name I haven't heard in some time...

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Gay Vape Shark? Now there's a name I haven't heard in some time...

You know him?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Yobgoblin posted:

Soup with letters for kids. Soup with letters for doctors.

:newlol:

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry

If you know the Russian language and writing in printed and cursive russian, you got the joke :)

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

It's a universal meme because doctors' handwriting is notoriously terrible everywhere in the world

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