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reminds me of that old dave mustaine quote about soloing being the equivalent of drilling a hole in the back of your guitar, sticking your dick in, then jerking off until you cum
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The Muppets On PCP posted:reminds me of that old dave mustaine quote about soloing being the equivalent of drilling a hole in the back of your guitar, sticking your dick in, then jerking off until you cum Dave Mustaine rules
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Eh, Dave Mustaine was like the Noel Gallagher before Noel Gallagher became who he is now.
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The Muppets On PCP posted:reminds me of that old dave mustaine quote about soloing being the equivalent of drilling a hole in the back of your guitar, sticking your dick in, then jerking off until you cum This would be more impressive than most solos.
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Wark Say posted:Eh, Dave Mustaine was like the Noel Gallagher before Noel Gallagher became who he is now. Without being a racist christian fundamentalist chud Qanon weirdo, sure.
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Like I knew he's a born-again Christian and poo poo, but really? Oh my god what a loving letdown.
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:Sporadic imgur browsing find of the day. I like how it's sex/gender non-specific. That's about all I can find to like.
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Wark Say posted:Like I knew he's a born-again Christian and poo poo, but really? Oh my god what a loving letdown. if you pretend his last album was about trump instead of obama it becomes eerily prophetic
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Why did it have to be me that removed the scales from Wark Say's eyes. 
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I am something of an rear end man myself. thumbnail looks like one of those anomalous bodily growths that turns out to be full of teeth and hair
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Concatenation posted:thumbnail looks like one of those anomalous bodily growths that turns out to be full of teeth and hair 
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Krust would be the finest guitar sticker.
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Wark Say posted:Like I knew he's a born-again Christian and poo poo, but really? Oh my god what a loving letdown. dudes even been on infowars. really depressing seeing alot of my favorite music people develop brainworms.
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Buy one dick hole get another one free.  (I actually like the dumb handle on my JEM.) Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Lol SG neck dive. I mean, it's "fixed" now and feels nice and balanced. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Whatever works my man. Seems like you've solved the problem and I'm inclined to do that to my SG copy.
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So the best thing about the JEM (monkey grip) was removed for whatever the hell that new even-more-tacky-but-less-funny thing is, and the pickups look like skeleton watches now. I was wondering how they could make that guitar even more tasteless and boy howdy did they not disappoint. Even the colors are awful. They're somehow both too loud and dingy at the same time. The bottom two colors are particularly bad. Pea Soup Puke Green and Congealed Piss On The Toilet Seat Yellow. It's almost impressive. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jan 10, 2020 |
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Honestly if those weren't in an Ibanez catalogue and I hadn't seen them on the Jemsite Facebook page, I'd have thought they were knock-offs being sold on ali express. e: They didn't even change the colour of the Ibanez logo on the SDG model so now it blends in with the headstock finish!
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You guys... the nanolog thing is worth talking about because it's a combination of a legit-ish product and a TON of stupid music bullshit. Here's what it is: You know that "clipping" selector on some distortion pedals like deluxe Rats and stuff? Those are clipping diodes... they make distortion. Different kinds sound different. The Nanolog thing are a new "kind" of diode material being used (as opposed to silicon or germanium) so they do sound different. The Quantum Physics™ angle is funny as poo poo, though. There's a few pedals on the market that use them, it's a slightly different shade of distortion. It's fun I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Oh and regular diodes cost like 5 cents and a pair of these diodes will set you back like $75. Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jan 10, 2020 |
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GreatGreen posted:So the best thing about the JEM (monkey grip) was removed for whatever the hell that new even-more-tacky-but-less-funny thing is, and the pickups look like skeleton watches now. Steve Vai's all in on the overly-fancy-pickup-covers fad, for some reason. I guess nobody told him that only a turbo dork even has pickup covers in the first place.
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Anime Reference posted:Steve Vai's all in on the overly-fancy-pickup-covers fad, for some reason. I guess nobody told him that only a turbo dork even has pickup covers in the first place. i mean, steve vai is pretty much a turbo dork going mach 8, so
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:You guys... the nanolog thing is worth talking about because it's a combination of a legit-ish product and a TON of stupid music bullshit. I mean, anything made up of matter technically employs quantum physics in order to exist, so they're *technically* not wrong that theirs does to.
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It's pretty stupid that one of the greatest drummers of all time just died.
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Mister Speaker posted:It's pretty stupid that one of the greatest drummers of all time just died.
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Mister Speaker posted:It's pretty stupid that one of the greatest drummers of all time just died. Was it spontaneous human combustion? Dang It Bhabhi! posted:You guys... the nanolog thing is worth talking about because it's a combination of a legit-ish product and a TON of stupid music bullshit. Some quick Wikipediaing suggests that they've been making quantum tunnelling diodes since the 50s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_tunnelling https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_diode It doesn't sound like there are really any benefits to sound quality, and a lot of fiddliness (like being prone to die if you put more than a few millamps and/or get a soldering iron anywhere near them). Although, as you say, it probably gives a subtly different kind of distortion.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Was it spontaneous human combustion? brain cancer
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Sometimes... sometimes I forget how weird that show was.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Was it spontaneous human combustion? They have a measurably (quantifiably so? Lol) different I-V curve and a different knee to other types of diodes so they do sound different. Whether it’s enough to give a poo poo about I remain skeptical.
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rickiep00h posted:Sometimes... sometimes I forget how weird that show was.
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R.I.P. Neal Peart.  I'm also disappointed in those new JEMs, I am not at all sure what is supposed to be going on there. Except for this: Dewgy posted:i mean, steve vai is pretty much a turbo dork going mach 8, so
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The Muppets On PCP posted:if you pretend his last album was about trump instead of obama it becomes eerily prophetic But Megadeth's last album was Rust in Peace, just before they broke up and remained glorious for all time. Just like Metallica after ..And Justice For All. Not sure what kind of hellworld you live in; did you guys get a second Highlander movie too? lol
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Clayton Bigsby posted:But Megadeth's last album was Rust in Peace, just before they broke up and remained glorious for all time. Just like Metallica after ..And Justice For All. Not sure what kind of hellworld you live in; did you guys get a second Highlander movie too? lol And those first two seasons of Dexter were excellent. Glad they quit while they were ahead.
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don't think this got posted yet. enjoy learning something new https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wts2Mw6Nb5s
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"Learning" is a pretty generous assumption.
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I've seen a lot of Holdsworth lessons over the years and never understood a lick of any of them. Dude just doesn't see music the way anybody else does.
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He's not making any particularly grand points in that video. The first three scales should be familiar to anyone that's gotten involved with classical harmony. Scale 1 is referring to all available pitches in the C major scale, everywhere on the neck. The 2nd scale is referred to in common parlance as D melodic minor. The 3rd scale is A harmonic minor. The 4th scale, madly named A minor #7#4, is the 5th mode of E harmonic major - which is a normal major scale, but with a b6 - so the bottom half is a typical major scale, and the top half is from the parallel (same root) harmonic minor scale - EF#G#ABCD#E. The chords he then demonstrates are triads created from the resulting hosed up intervals. Scale 5 is often called the whole-half diminished scale, or altered dominant scale, which is one of the most rocking things you can play over a dominant 7 chord - he makes reference to using it with altered dominant chords, which is exactly how a traditional bebop player would do it. Scale 6 is a major bebop scale. Scale 7 is another form of bebop scale often used over dominant chords. Scale 8 is a minor bebop scale. Bebop scales can be created with any normal major or minor scale by adding an additional half step between any of the whole steps in the scale. This serves to pad out out the rhythm of a scale when played from a chord tone, so that successive chord tones will remain on the beat rather that off the beat. Scale 10 is... the upper half of a few different bebop scales generated using symmetrical intervals???? 
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