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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:https://twitter.com/ElonBachman/status/1215604313546018817 Literally a far far better technology exists and has been running at Pittsburgh International Airport for over 20 years lol. Or hell any airport. I remember seeing one at Miami airport. Probably a little slower, around 40mph? But jesus christ it's just a mile.
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Look, I haven't seen you build any car tunnels, which means you have no right to criticize this. Read my lips - PROTOTYPE. Have you traveled to the future? No? Then LAST I CHECKED you have no way of knowing that a revolutionary hyperloop that lets you travel Mach 4 won't be derived from this tunnel.
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Star Man posted:I refuse to believe that Elon Musk has ever had sex. how hard could it be to put a tube into a cave
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Intel&Sebastian posted:lmfao 50 mph in one lane traffic with a stop .4 miles away sounds very optimistic yeah i swear these people have never considered if the tunnel is actually popular "let's put down tunnels to fix traffic!" "what if the tunnels experience traffic tho" "DISRUPTION"
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Karl Sharks posted:yeah i swear these people have never considered Let me stop you right there
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:someone on my block bought a tesla but doesn't charge it at home since its street parking, so I guess he just drives to the supercharger once a week, sits there for 30 minutes to charge up (while damaging his battery), and then congratulates himself for beating the system? I don't understand this, at all. isn't home charging like 75% of the appeal of this dumb car? Nah redditors who currently drive a 1998 Civic are all convinced that the free supercharging will save them enough to offset their $60,000 purchase price over their old car that had no payment and $40/mo liability insurance.
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MunchE posted:Nah redditors who currently drive a 1998 Civic are all convinced that the free supercharging will save them enough to offset their $60,000 purchase price over their old car that had no payment and $40/mo liability insurance. I loved it when they started asking honestly, "Why are people still buying Corollas and Civics!? Its only like $20,000 more for a Tesla Model 3 and you'll save that much in fuel somehow!"
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:https://twitter.com/ElonBachman/status/1215604313546018817 I know we already made the jokes about how Elon just invented a lovely subway. But holy poo poo he really did just invent a lovely subway.
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Okan170 posted:I loved it when they started asking honestly, "Why are people still buying Corollas and Civics!? Its only like $20,000 more for a Tesla Model 3 and you'll save that much in fuel somehow!" Back during the recession Dodge had some gimmick where they promised to pay you back the difference for whatever you paid over $3 or $4 a gallon for gas. I laughed hard knowing that it would work on people when even the the quickest napkin math could tell you if it was worth it or not But I guess this was the time when people were buying brand new cars specifically to save money on gas
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baka kaba posted:Musk is gonna go down in history as an inspirational genius renaissance man who everybody loved SA is archived in the LoC so any dedicated Musketeers will eventually come upon our heresy.
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Admiral Ray posted:folks i'm starting to think that tesla won't fail and i don't like it. well, unless the government steps in and says the ponzi scheme isnt allowed to fail i guess
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Admiral Ray posted:folks i'm starting to think that tesla won't fail and i don't like it. Only the obvious catastrophes like WeWork fail. The hidden catastrophes will never fail because, and most people can't comprehend, of how many billions of investment dollars are sloshing around with nothing better to do that prop up the repulsive ideas of the 1%
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Captain Hygiene posted:If only we could engineer a situation in which a trillionaire puts their money in the back seat but is unable to open the door and save it following a power failure  Less dollars in circulation make the ones I have more valuable. The guillotine actively redistributes wealth as it destroys the wealthy.
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the thing is he didnt just reinvent the subway, he actively made the subway worse by reintroducing problems that were solved literally hundreds of years ago (like, not having an emergency exit)
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Just be thankfull he never read Caves of Steel, or he's be trying to force people onto 40mph moving walkways.
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Roblo posted:Is there a website or anything that summarises musk's shittiness? https://www.tesla.com/
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Roblo posted:Is there a website or anything that summarises musk's shittiness? https://www.tesladeaths.com
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Roblo posted:Is there a website or anything that summarises musk's shittiness? Oh yeah
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I hope musk adjacent stuff is fine for this thread because while not as bad as Musk himself i think it fits in with the threadEssOEss posted:Spacewomanhood calls! Full Moon Lovers: Yusaku Maezawa looks for a female partner to go to the moon with him. For those that dont remember Yusaku is the japanese millionaire that basically bankrolled Starships construction in exchange for a ride around the moon. Also hes looking for six to eight artists to join him, to inspire them and promote world peace.
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Communist Zombie posted:I hope musk adjacent stuff is fine for this thread because while not as bad as Musk himself i think it fits in with the thread The SpaceSex thread
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musk retweeted that inbetween promoting the fact that his cars now have the long anticipated exterior fart mode
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baka kaba posted:musk retweeted that inbetween promoting the fact that his cars now have the long anticipated exterior fart mode no wonder the stock hit $500 today
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Exinos posted:It's crazy how even with all this extra time the cyber truck still has not finished rendering. did you hit tilde to bring down the console? you might be missing the .wad with the full-resolution graphics
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serious question is there any agency that is reviewing and approving tesla's self driving bullshit? because he keeps saying poo poo likequote:Yeah, feature-complete, I mean, it’s the car able to drive from one’s house to work, most likely without interventions. So it will still be supervised, but it will be able to drive — it will fill in the gap from low-speed autonomy with Summon. You’ve got high-speed autonomy on the highway, and intermediate speed autonomy, which really just means traffic lights and stop signs. is he just gonna push that out as an update? with no supervision?
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:serious question is there any agency that is reviewing and approving tesla's self driving bullshit? because he keeps saying poo poo like America has insanely weak regulation after years of starvation by governments beholden to the interests of capital, which is what the 737 MAX8 story should also tell you. So uhh good luck? Because a billionaire or huge corporation can literally kill you and get away scot-free.
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:serious question is there any agency that is reviewing and approving tesla's self driving bullshit? because he keeps saying poo poo like who's going to stop him?
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:serious question is there any agency that is reviewing and approving tesla's self driving bullshit? because he keeps saying poo poo like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQS7CMyzvDE
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