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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Enjoy your cash

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Its a good thing climate change isn't real and this isn't a preview for the future of every wildfire-prone area.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I mean to be fair Australia burns down regularly

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I mean to be fair Australia burns down regularly

This year we have changed from 'bonfire' to 'blowtorch'.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

1stGear posted:

Its a good thing climate change isn't real and this isn't a preview for the future of every wildfire-prone area.

It’s a total lie. It’s winter, not fire season.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I mean to be fair Australia burns down regularly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushfires_in_Australia#Major_bushfires_in_Australia

Sort by hectares burnt



e: I think the other large ones were also very different types of land being burnt, a lot of grassland and so forth. At least, I read that recently

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

aardwolf posted:

...the perfect time to pull off my bank heist :getin:

Climate change crime movies are going to be such a badass genre.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Darth Walrus posted:

Climate change crime movies are going to be such a badass genre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP4MkZUthkA

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Add a couple of ten-kilometre-high fire tornadoes and we're in business.

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

CSI Miami already did bank heist by tsunami, it's fertile ground.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Darth Walrus posted:

Climate change crime movies are going to be such a badass genre.

The socialist weather control satellite is malfunctioning again!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Decrepus posted:

The socialist weather control satellite is malfunctioning again!

Thank you for reminding me to see Geostorm.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Android Apocalypse posted:

Thank you for reminding me to see Geostorm.

He's done you a gross disservice

fliptophead
Oct 2, 2006
Cool skateboard trick https://m.imgur.com/gallery/b3bGj16

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Inlined

https://i.imgur.com/Bqv7v4N.mp4

Dude has a pretty extensive backyard setup. Not going to lie, bit jealous.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Yeah the first thing I thought when I saw it was

of course that's bob burnquist's backyard

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
fell down an extreme tourism rabbit hole :stare:


walking the Plank on Mount Hua.


the Devil's Pool on Victoria Falls.


climbing in the Cave of Swallows.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Inceltown posted:

Inlined

https://i.imgur.com/Bqv7v4N.mp4

Dude has a pretty extensive backyard setup. Not going to lie, bit jealous.

I recall having long, drawn out arguments over who was the better skater; him or Rodney Mullen.
Turns out I might have been wrong :stare:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inzombiac posted:

I recall having long, drawn out arguments over who was the better skater; him or Rodney Mullen.
Turns out I might have been wrong :stare:

It's OK buddy Mullen is still the best :respek:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Found this old post I made back in 2011 in AI's Locomotive thread while hunting for an image for the funny thread. It deserves a repost here:



What is this thing? It looks like a building or a boat, not a train.




What it is, is how you solve the problem of how to get barges bringing supplies from downriver up to the top of a dam for a new hydroelectric power plant under construction. The machine is a giant funicular that is powered by the dam itself.

Here you can see the tracks and the machine at the top of the rail line, beginning its descent.




Down it comes. Note the two people standing next to it for a sense of scale.




Also, the two large platforms sticking out the top are part of the machine, too. They connect the machine to the power lines running alongside the tracks, like the trolley pole on a tram:




Doesn't even pause, but goes straight in!




Close-up, here you can see the massive gear wheels that propel it along.




Once all the way in, it comes to a stop and waits for the barges to float right on in.




And here they come. No special modifications are needed for the barges. Just straight in, no mess, no fuss.





Up we go! You can just make out the red turbines from the first barge sticking out over the top of the machine.





Big bastard, isn't it.





A close-up of the gears. I would not want to get caught up in those.




And because nothing is ever easy, the whole thing has to cross a road on its way up.




Once it finally gets to the top, the fun doesn't stop there. Obviously, it can't just open the front hatch and let the barges out, it's facing the wrong way. Cue the massive turntable:




Finally, sweet release!

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 16:01 on Jan 7, 2020

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Does that keep the barges floating during transport, or does it let all the water drain out and the barges sit on a hard surface?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

AFewBricksShy posted:

Does that keep the barges floating during transport, or does it let all the water drain out and the barges sit on a hard surface?

I'd wager there's no water during conveyance. Its already a spectacular amount of weight and that would just add insult to injury. I'd think as long as the barge bottom is uniformly supported it shouldn't be a problem.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Megillah Gorilla posted:

Found this old post I made back in 2011 in AI's Locomotive thread while hunting for an image for the funny thread. It deserves a repost here:

What is this thing? It looks like a building or a boat, not a train.




What it is, is how you solve the problem of how to get barges bringing supplies from downriver up to the top of a dam for a new hydroelectric power plant under construction. The machine is a giant funicular that is powered by the dam itself.

Goddamn, Fitzcarraldo could have really, REALLY used one of those.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

This is a BIG funicular

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Why not just have it open from both ends to stop the need to rotate it?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Inceltown posted:

Why not just have it open from both ends to stop the need to rotate it?

I'd guess because its not aligned with the waterway, but rather off to the side and thus needs to turn towards the water at the top. And at that point if you're turning it a little its not a major hassle to turn it all the way around (and who knows if there's perhaps multiple discharge angles available in which case full range of motion is quite useful).





Edit: Ok, just checked it out on google maps. It seems the rotation track allows for the Funicular to be slid off the rail entirely into a holding bay (for repairs or whatever), so thats the likely reason.

DandyLion has a new favorite as of 23:41 on Jan 7, 2020

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Inceltown posted:

Why not just have it open from both ends to stop the need to rotate it?

Glad to see someone else who fucks around here

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Biplane posted:

Glad to see someone else who fucks around here

:popeye:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/kakslauttanen/status/1214874892081991680?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AliciaMarieBODY/status/1214203927660380160

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0sjRG34DlA

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Beat this!

https://twitter.com/ScrtDrugAddict/status/1215413960729677825

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Ok

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Paul Joseph Watson can fight?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Inceltown posted:

Paul Joseph Watson can fight?

PJW will never be as cool as the MMA Meth Masturbator.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

1stGear posted:

PJW will never be as cool as the MMA Meth Masturbator.

MMethsturbator

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Unreal Tournament announcer voice

DandyLion posted:

MMethsturbator

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Methed Masturbatory Arts.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

If this guy wasn't white he's be more lead than flesh.

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Caufman
May 7, 2007
They did let him get off pretty easy, didn't they?

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