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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1215855232661565440

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
grimes' baby is gonna be the crackheadiest crack baby

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Bearjew posted:

who needs a good probing

me please!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Now that's a professional troll

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Aino Minako posted:

mine too

because toop sounds like poop

For all the latest Iranian poop
Call U.S. President Donald J. Toop
Poo-poo-pa-doop

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1215861899696525312

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
I want to Trump you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to Trump you like an animal
It was a perfect phone call
You get me closer to god

Lando Kardashian
Jul 11, 2007

pissidential

"in my humble opinion, cats can have a little soleimani" - trmpy

lol cant believe he said that. legend.


e: doh

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

heh :smith:

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
C-SPAM Quiz
Question #1

Fill in the blank - Remember ________:
A. Sailor
B. What the doormouse said
C. The fifth of November
D. The Titans

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


my tummy is upset

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Hopkins FBI posted:

C-SPAM Quiz
Question #1

Fill in the blank - Remember ________:
A. Sailor
B. What the doormouse said
C. The fifth of November
D. The Titans
i think this has the answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRD5Y68njjY

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

tacodaemon posted:

"hosed up" doesn't begin to describe this article


https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1215046774819295233


"Valeria Ashley Costadoni, 30, was arrested on January 8 and charged with lewd and lascivious battery on a child 12-16 years old."

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Literal Hamster
Mar 11, 2012

YOSPOS

that's some highschool drama poo poo

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

whomst among us does not enjoy posting about polls and whatnot on a friday night on this comedy forum

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

"hosed up" doesn't begin to describe this article


https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1215046774819295233


"Valeria Ashley Costadoni, 30, was arrested on January 8 and charged with lewd and lascivious battery on a child 12-16 years old."

on a 1-100 scale I’d give her a solid 80 years in prison

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

the popes toes posted:

in the olden times, if you were a leper you had to live on your own island

jeffrey lepstein

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1215865377860792321

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




I feel like you need a sealed juvenile record on your resume when you apply for a job at barstool sports

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/347765030500069376

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


I honestly wish he still tweeted like that. Birther-era trump was fuckin wild

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


magiccarpet posted:

I feel like you need a sealed juvenile record on your resume when you apply for a job at barstool sports

I'd say a minimum of two DUIs

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

lmao libertarians is cops

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

i’m going to start going to the gym get pumped and start kicking other’s asses

please don't hurt me you can have the money

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:thurman:

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

snoo posted:

BERNIE WILL HAVE WON

Greetings postologists in the distant future. This message was written before Bernie became president. It was a dumb and trumpy time!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Bearjew posted:

who needs a good probing

:goatsecx:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



snoo
Jul 5, 2007




extremely normal 65 degree weather in january

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

the gabagool hoax

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Bearjew posted:

who needs a good probing

nothing good about it! dont worry ill still post that trash :smugdon:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


snoo posted:

extremely normal 65 degree weather in january

good canvassing weather, :yooge: thank you working hard

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mmmm pizz of

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
drat both of them still had hair

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Nichael posted:

good canvassing weather, :yooge: thank you working hard

canvas? poo poo its nice enough to aquatint

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

A senior White House official said it was “super uncool” and “quite unwise” for Gaetz to push for limits on the president’s authority. This person added that White House officials would not be returning Gaetz’s phone calls, text messages, “smoke signals or his kneelings in the snow.”

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