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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The fyad closure really broke a lot of people in ways I didn’t expect.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

A Bad Poster posted:

I'm curious what the average reg date of the forums is.

Excluding re-regs I'd guess '04 or '05 at the latest.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Victor Vermis posted:

Excluding re-regs I'd guess '04 or '05 at the latest.

i'm not so sure about that VV

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
hi i heard we were occupied?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Godholio posted:

hi i heard we were occupied?

Stop knocking on the drat door, I'm trying to draw a dick on the wall.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Stop knocking on the drat door, I'm trying to draw a dick on the wall.

1SG said he needs to see your NODs.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I lost my pistol

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I lost my pistol

Did you try fishing around the bottom of the tank in the porta potty?

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I lost my pistol

*sigh* I'll call in the little birds to find it

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

I wouldn't say no to another juice pack

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Stravag posted:

*sigh* I'll call in the little birds to find it

They're too busy shooting up a mosque, call in the Kiowas

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I wonder what the retention rate is on new accounts active after a year

Define as say like a post a month or something

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Listen up gents

I need bodies for sandbags and prepping rounds. Charge zero across the board. Ol' VV's gonna dial-in a danger close FPF consisting of dick-drawings, Katy Perry GIFs, and Blue Squares Erotica that'll simultaneously confuse, arouse, and disturb any potential opponents' reproductive organs and/or political agendas.

WE

MUST

PROTECT

THIS

(GROVER) HOUSE

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I lost my pistol

Did you try not telling anybody for two days until someone else finds it and turns it in at a different camp?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I was never issued a pistol, what are you talking about?

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



Mr. Lowtax is helping me find my pistol.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Alright assholes, Private Moron here lost his PEQ-15 because Specialist Moron didn't think to check his battle buddy's tie-down. Now we get to do hands across America, and by "America" I mean the entire land nav course.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Waroduce posted:

I wonder what the retention rate is on new accounts active after a year

Define as say like a post a month or something

We need to stop-loss the autobans.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Victor Vermis posted:

Listen up gents

I need bodies for sandbags and prepping rounds. Charge zero across the board. Ol' VV's gonna dial-in a danger close FPF consisting of dick-drawings, Katy Perry GIFs, and Blue Squares Erotica that'll simultaneously confuse, arouse, and disturb any potential opponents' reproductive organs and/or political agendas.

WE

MUST

PROTECT

THIS

(GROVER) HOUSE

Firing for effect

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

They're too busy shooting up a mosque, call in the Kiowas

gently caress youre right my bad

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Victor Vermis posted:

Listen up gents

I need bodies for sandbags and prepping rounds. Charge zero across the board. Ol' VV's gonna dial-in a danger close FPF consisting of dick-drawings, Katy Perry GIFs, and Blue Squares Erotica that'll simultaneously confuse, arouse, and disturb any potential opponents' reproductive organs and/or political agendas.

WE

MUST

PROTECT

THIS

(GROVER) HOUSE

While I understand these references, you're also a weird dude so

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Firing for effect


CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE


You just took out a GBS airliner JEEEZUS CHRIST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvNAid29vv8

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Firing for effect


Those were halcyon days.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Firing for effect


Get in my attic, brother. I wont tell anyone you're sheltered there.

P.s. I prefer Taylor Swift. No one will suspect a thing

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

another 6.0 just hit puerto rico, family is ok.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Christ man, that’s terrifying :stare: I’m glad your family is alright.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
is the island getting ready to split in half or something? doesnt increased geological activity usually point towards something big happening?

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
https://twitter.com/Khaaasteh/status/1215937853932408832?s=19

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Hot Karl Marx posted:

is the island getting ready to split in half or something? doesnt increased geological activity usually point towards something big happening?

No and no.

The island has a bunch of minor faults and two major, but the major faults weren't at play this week. The quakes over the past week have been along the western end of the south side of the island.

https://www.usgs.gov/news/magnitude-64-earthquake-puerto-rico posted:

The January 6 and 7, 2020, M 5.8 and M 6.4 earthquakes offshore of southwest Puerto Rico occurred as the result of oblique strike slip faulting at shallow depth. At the location of this event, the North America plate converges with the Caribbean plate at a rate of about 20 mm/yr towards the west-southwest. The location and style of faulting for the event is consistent with an intraplate tectonic setting within the upper crust of the Caribbean plate, rather than on the plate boundary between the two plates.


Good luck to your family, ElMaligno.

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012

Victor Vermis posted:

Listen up gents

I need bodies for sandbags and prepping rounds. Charge zero across the board. Ol' VV's gonna dial-in a danger close FPF consisting of dick-drawings, Katy Perry GIFs, and Blue Squares Erotica that'll simultaneously confuse, arouse, and disturb any potential opponents' reproductive organs and/or political agendas.

WE

MUST

PROTECT

THIS

(GROVER) HOUSE

When I read "need bodies for sandbags", I pictured this. GiP is the dudes standing in front, right? Except IRL theres also some females with us, dressed exactly the same.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

im corpse 4395

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Hmm...
Boeing might have to pay $5.4 million in fines

Something doesn't seem quite right....

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/10/ex-boeing-ceo-dennis-muilenburg-will-not-get-severance-payment-in-departure.html


Ah there it is!!!

Apparently a fired CEO is worth 60 million, but two crashed planes are only worth 5, makes sense right?

Capitalism is the best ISM in my opinion

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm the body somewhere in the middle of the stack.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


shame on an IGA posted:

Hey time out

I've got wholesome content on par with space-goatse

French biologists have discovered a heretofore unnoticed class of maybe-living things that look like coral polyps but are the size of viruses

this does not make me feel wholesome

The Valley Stared
Nov 4, 2009
Guys, I only have omelet MRE's left. Anyone willing to trade?

Also, my ship has an unexpectedly large hole in it. Maybe the other ship that's sticking out of our side has something to do with it.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I don't eat MREs they're trash I brought enough jerky and monster. Water tastes awful I'm just drinking monster.

*falls out a day later, needs helicopter evac*

Show of hands who has seen that one as well

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
I'm the distinct lack of Greeks like Thespians and Thebans in that scene.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

CommieGIR posted:

I'm the distinct lack of Greeks like Thespians and Thebans in that scene.

I’m the guy who confused Thespians with Lesbians and am wondering why that show is such a sausage fest.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/axios/status/1216043162881478656?s=19

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

The Valley Stared posted:

Guys, I only have omelet MRE's left. Anyone willing to trade?


Whatever you do, don't throw them to the Iraqi children. You'll only make more terrorists

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