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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


TeaJay posted:

Let's go Blasphemous

I really dig the game's 2D pixel art aesthetic, the platforming was annoying, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Never seen a speedrun so can't wait to see him destroy the game.

I need to get to that in my back log, it's wild how it came as part of a humble monthly like 3 months after it came out.

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TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


raditts posted:

What's been good since Trauma Center? Couldn't stay up long enough to see the end of that one.

Bonk's adventure and that Castlevania run were nice.

Kingdom hearts is meh but I know it has its fans (and at least it's not a 4 hour run this time).

Rosalind
Apr 30, 2013

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

Khaki JNCOs.
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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Rosalind posted:

Khaki JNCOs.
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Those can't be jncos, where's the wallet chain

Beasteh
Feb 12, 2012

I'M QUESTIONING MY EXISTENCE AND THIS IDIOT JUST WANTS TO PEE OFF A WALL

brit guy is hogging the couch and talking way too much shut up shut up shut uuuuup

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Beasteh posted:

brit guy is hogging the couch

Be nice to the full bodied commentator

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Hell yeah we are off to a good start

Teddyras is one intense guy

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



i have no idea what this game is but i like these dudes running and commentating :thumbsup:

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Yeah I guess that's their gimmick

Couch, deactivate!

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


I was kinda hoping for a bit more commentary on the actual game, but this works too

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

TeaJay posted:

Couch, deactivate!

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


This looks like a similar glitch than in Salt & Sanctuary where you get some kind of infinite flight boost from stairs. Seems like you can load a superjump with some menu trickery while hanging from a ledge.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
This glitch needs pants to keep getting applied to the couch.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
Couch deactivate is cool but his obstinate refusal to actually explain glitches fukken sucks

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

I was wondering why magic wasn't even worth using

I guess immediately getting 4 more damage upgrades than actually exist in the game explains why

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


You know what I mean?

Yes.

mango sentinel posted:

Couch deactivate is cool but his obstinate refusal to actually explain glitches fukken sucks

Yeah, I kinda wish someone would explain them if he doesn't want to.

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


Came back and no idea what's going on. Beautiful game tho

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


It's a 2D Dark Souls / Castlevania with great art, lots of violence and messy lore. Very fun, I recommend to try Blasphemous yourselves. Some of the boss fights are pretty fun and they have great design.

e: It's basically Catholic Guilt Souls

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Please donate to the Katana Zero goals if you can afford to, my friend is the lead dev and it would make him v. happy to see those goals met. :)

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


That particular cutscene is one where a naked woman thrusts a sword through her chest very graphically. (it's fine, she is a helper NPC)

I wonder if he's skipping the cutscenes partly because of the content of them (of course speed too)

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.
Uh, they need to get people who are on Steam to go into offline mode or remove pop ups for things because someone just sent a friend request to the runner with the name "KILL TRANNIES".

:yikes:

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
this is some good commentary

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Tiler Kiwi posted:

this is some good commentary

Their gimmick is teetering on the border of being great and obnoxious but they're on the great side so far.

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Lurdiak posted:

Please donate to the Katana Zero goals if you can afford to, my friend is the lead dev and it would make him v. happy to see those goals met. :)

It has three different incentives of 10k, 10k and 30k? That's quite a lot! I just have a vague idea of what kind of a game it even is.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
oh no boobs

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Here we go Our Lady

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

i still gotta play this game so i'm glad of this commentary just having a good time and not talking about the game all that seriously

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Green hat guy randomly stalking main character

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


IIIEEEEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


How old are these guys, 16 or something :corsair:

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


TeaJay posted:

IIIEEEEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH

okay i am on board

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

raditts posted:

How old are these guys, 16 or something :corsair:

If they were, they definitely wouldn't remember Howard Dean

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

raditts posted:

How old are these guys, 16 or something :corsair:

i'm assuming the guy busting out 2004 democratic presidential election references is a bit older than that

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

raditts posted:

How old are these guys, 16 or something :corsair:

come on they made howard dean references they must be old

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


REQUIEM AETERNAM

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
drat this guy getting real laugh lines what a fiend

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


This area is terrible casually, so many deaths from falling to your doom

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

“I can turn this speedrun around.” :geno:

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

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Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

There's an item that gets rid of the instant death pits and turns them into one of the most unique movement options in a -vania

The spikes however never stop being terrible

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