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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
really can't believe Bernie used the hard R on national television on mlk day next week. Just smh

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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

free fits my needs unless they were warned prior via dm

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lol

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
I Just took a dna test

Turns out

Im 512th Choctaw

Even though im pasty white

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



free spider man

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

Can't believe Bernie shot down that passenger jet in Tehran, smh.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lock everybody up

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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

gently caress Italy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Lock everybody up

take our coats

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/marceelias/status/1216827550464401409

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

horny for god is certainly a method to recruit younglings into the church lol

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

I Just took a dna test

Turns out

Im 512th Choctaw

Even though im pasty white


https://youtu.be/kqlR4IEl_04

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

tenderjerk posted:

She got owned so hard by john mccain daughter 2 weeks ago that we still cant stop talking about it

should automatically disqualify anyone from life to get owned by meg mccains

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Bearjew posted:

leaked some fake rear end pretend-misogynistic anti-bernie poo poo

that’s some busta rear end bullshit

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

well maybe it's their fault for having weird non-white names!!! barack jamal jose is obviously a fake signature, i said NO VOTE. into the trash

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

new kind of cat posted:

that’s some busta rear end bullshit

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
actaully god is a twink

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Blue ink? That doesn't match our records I'm afraid.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

RandomBlue posted:

loving crazy that Bernie thinks sushi is garbage food and that children shouldn't be let out of cages.

sushi is fuckibg cancelled

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

RandomBlue posted:

Can't believe Bernie said chili has to have beans and the only good pizza is Imo's pizza because provel is delicious.

bernie is absolutely right [about the beans]

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Peacoffee posted:

he was weeping as they razed the great pasta fields of Italy

https://i.imgur.com/SfOfYnf.mp4

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



new kind of cat posted:

sushi is fuckibg cancelled

sushi is actually mandatory

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
reubenesque booty God

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



bernie texted me and said mayor dave has to resign

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Learning US history is awesome.

In FDR's childhood, both boys and girls wore identical hairstyles and clothes until they were at least 10. And today pedo conservatives tell you that gendering children is sacrosanct. (because they want to look at children and get boners)

If you watch old Hollywood movies the magical negro trope is interchangeable with the magical muslim. poo poo Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves came out in 1991 and goddamn did that age poorly. 10 years before 9/11 we were all just accepting islam as a woo-woo crystal healing magical trope begging for a white savior.

Morgan Freeman was Chewbacca to Kevin Costner's Han Solo.

poo poo's hosed up.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

RandomBlue posted:

Can't believe Bernie said chili has to have beans and the only good pizza is Imo's pizza because provel is delicious.

Chili does in fact have to have beans, without beans you might as well be eating bitch boyardee right out of the can

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Doc Walrus posted:

Chili does in fact have to have beans, without beans you might as well be eating bitch boyardee right out of the can

:hai:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

It's so ridiculous that we consider the Republican manufactured fear of a single vote being bad so catastrophic that we're ok with hundreds of thousands of votes being invalidated over it.

Registration and this kind of poo poo should be front and center for Dems, much less just passively accepting the premise.

ugh

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bearjew posted:

sushi is actually mandatory

guess i'm having sushi for dinner

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

bernie texted me and said mayor dave has to resign

Weird bc he texted me and said trumo

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

is this warren doing a chicken impression?

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
bernies campaign just texted me and said the piss tape isn't real??

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Mayor Dave posted:

Weird bc he texted me and said trumo

the truth is somewhere in the middle

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

bernies campaign just texted me and said the piss tape isn't real??

warren volunteer spotted

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


Salt Fish posted:

Blue ink? That doesn't match our records I'm afraid.

i knew a guy who once told me that if you wrote in blue ink you could not lie. which is why he filled out his sovreignty paperwork in blue ink before sending it to fort knox, where some gold was set aside for each american, but you had tk write in and cash out your sovreignty to get it.

i asked how he knew this. he pushed his round sunglasses up on the bridge of his nose, and asked me “do you believe in reincarnation?”

“uh sure, yeah”

“okay, well. you know John Lennon?”

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

the truth is somewhere in the middle

Trumo resign

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

when the meatball is not a spicey enough

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Doc Walrus posted:

Chili does in fact have to have beans, without beans you might as well be eating bitch boyardee right out of the can

thank you for supporting my thesis

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

bernies campaign just texted me and said the piss tape isn't real??

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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

It's so ridiculous that we consider the Republican manufactured fear of a single vote being bad so catastrophic that we're ok with hundreds of thousands of votes being invalidated over it.

Registration and this kind of poo poo should be front and center for Dems, much less just passively accepting the premise.

ugh

Dems fuckibg sucks at everything

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