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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

That guillotineable oval office could have pumped his cred with 69 MILLION without a though. I get that every little bit helps but why would he even bother limping in with that poo poo?

in the rare as gently caress occasion he's donated to something (lol never on a local level) it's always been his MO to come in with the cheap low ball babby pittance poo poo.


this dude legit loving sucks

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Every billionaire is a policy failure.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Bezos Shrugged.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

That guillotineable oval office could have pumped his cred with 69 MILLION without a though. I get that every little bit helps but why would he even bother limping in with that poo poo?

$690,000 for Jeff Bezos is the equivalent of 30 CENTS for someone making 50k a year.*





*fine, 50k net worth, which probably over-reports the net worth of somebody making 50k a year.




30 loving cents.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Stravag posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/11/us/Marine-arrested-trump.html

Do you feel like his detail just doesn't give a gently caress?

quote:

The Secret Service found that Mr. Magnan had served with the Marines until he was dishonorably discharged about 10 years ago after being convicted at a court-martial for “serious offenses.”

Mr. Magnan is listed in the Florida Department of Law Enforcement Sex Offender registry for convictions in 2010 in military court related to abusive sexual conduct and sodomy.

In one case, a lance corporal testified that he fell asleep in a hotel room with Mr. Magnan after the Marine Corps ball and awoke to find Mr. Magnan’s hand in his pants and over his boxer shorts, according to military court records.

Winner right here.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/TheAthletic/status/1216796878865461249?s=19


quote:

The Astros’ violations stemmed in part from the rise of technology within the sport, technology that gave teams new tools to extract perceived advantages over opponents.

To steal signs, the Astros routed the feed from the center-field camera to a screen situated in the tunnel leading to the clubhouse, steps from the team’s dugout at Minute Maid Park. There, people with the team decoded the signs and communicated pitches to hitters in realtime by banging on a garbage can.

The accounts of the system were provided to The Athletic by four people who were with the 2017 Astros, including pitcher Mike Fiers.

Belichick has spots for all of them on the Patriots.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Belichick never got caught for doing it in real time though.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Blind Rasputin posted:

Incels are mad that even in space Newton’s third law doesn’t mean a girl will be excited to be with them.

They can't even solve a two body problem.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Fister Roboto posted:

They can't even solve a two body problem.

200 iq joke here

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Fister Roboto posted:

They can't even solve a two body problem.

:perfect:

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Fister Roboto posted:

They can't even solve a two body problem.

Whelp

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ksieff/status/1216797706276032513?s=21

Cool cool cool

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Casimir Radon posted:

I forgot he was even running. All the Dems who latch onto milquetoast candidates without any forethought must have deserted him for Pete.

Booker really wanted to be Obama 2: The Hopening, but lost out on the "More Obama" vote to Biden, the "Someone who feels young and different" vote to the Butt, and of course the "Someone who's actually different" vote to Bernie.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
One theory is that the media felt like they’d already covered him enough as a rising star pol, so they instead jumped all over the shiny object new centrist-y Dem, in the form of Pete. But Americans who aren’t political junkies don’t really know who Booker is.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


i know him from being one of the DC charter school ghouls

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
He spoke at my graduation!

His speaking style is, uh, very intense

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Booker having his entire schtick stolen by Pete is pretty funny

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Acebuckeye13 posted:

and of course the "Someone who's actually different" vote to Bernie.

You misspelled “Warren” there, chief...

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Booker was dead to me when he helped torpedo Sanders bill to allow Americans to import prescription drugs from Canada.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Biden pretty much co-opted Booker's gimmick by going all "YOUR INSURANCE IS ALREADY GREAT"

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Schadenboner posted:

You misspelled “Warren” there, chief...

im gonna say the r word

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Smiling Jack posted:

DUCKWORTH

DUCKWORTH 2020


I legit don't care about any of her politics I just want to see her throw a prosthetic leg at trump on a debate stage

she doesnt stand for vets!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

im gonna say the r word

Please don't call people republican

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ded posted:

she doesnt stand for vets!

Boooooooo

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Schadenboner posted:

You misspelled “Warren” there, chief...

She's not a chief, she's a Cherokee Princess.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

Please don't call people republican

Warren was still an R word during the Gingrich era and her instincts on everything but financial regulation are showing it in this campaign imo

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

SimonCat posted:

She's not a chief, she's a Cherokee Princess.

I get attacking Warren on the blood test poo poo because that was handled spectacularly poorly and deserves to be attacked, but the way some have attacked her for it by attaching it to outdated stereotypes (like this post) feel pretty gross imo. It's literally Trump's Pocahontas poo poo but from people who should know better.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Best Friends posted:

Warren was still an R word during the Gingrich era and her instincts on everything but financial regulation are showing it in this campaign imo

people bitch and moan about how long primaries are



but tbh poo poo like this is worth it for me

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The GRU appears to be Donnie's personal hacking squad nowadays.

https://twitter.com/nicoleperlroth/status/1216866337898680320

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I get attacking Warren on the blood test poo poo because that was handled spectacularly poorly and deserves to be attacked, but the way some have attacked her for it by attaching it to outdated stereotypes (like this post) feel pretty gross imo. It's literally Trump's Pocahontas poo poo but from people who should know better.

Clinton was a terrible candidate, but no small part of the couple of decades of attacks that contributed to her being her toxic were based on misogyny. Warren seems to be running into similar headwinds. There is unfortunately a part of the electorate - including a portion of Democrats - who don't want women in power.

gently caress 'em, nominate her anyway.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Clinton was a terrible candidate, but no small part of the couple of decades of attacks that contributed to her being her toxic were based on misogyny. Warren seems to be running into similar headwinds. There is unfortunately a part of the electorate - including a portion of Democrats - who don't want women in power.

gently caress 'em, nominate her anyway.

Pretty much. As long as the Dem candidate isn't Tulsi or someone worse, I'll pull the lever for them. Even Mayo or Bloomberg (god, please no).
Right now it looks like it'll be either Biden, Sanders or Warren.

Though I'm already seeing the "Well they were my second choice candidate but now I won't vote for any one unless it's MY candidate" bullshit, which is stupid as gently caress and also coming from people who should know better.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
You're all discounting just how loving lovely the general US population is. I guarantee that Warren would get trounced by Trump, in no small part because she's a woman. I'll vote for whoever gets the nomination, but if it isn't Bernie get ready for another 4 years of complete idiocy.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Handsome Ralph posted:

Pretty much. As long as the Dem candidate isn't Tulsi or someone worse, I'll pull the lever for them. Even Mayo or Bloomberg (god, please no).
Right now it looks like it'll be either Biden, Sanders or Warren.

Though I'm already seeing the "Well they were my second choice candidate but now I won't vote for any one unless it's MY candidate" bullshit, which is stupid as gently caress and also coming from people who should know better.

Lol come on dude literally the paragraph above you said the same thing

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Bernie or bust

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

A Bad Poster posted:

You're all discounting just how loving lovely the general US population is. I guarantee that Warren would get trounced by Trump, in no small part because she's a woman. I'll vote for whoever gets the nomination, but if it isn't Bernie get ready for another 4 years of complete idiocy.

Most of the people I talk to on a day to day basis are in the US, and I'm a bit of weird position as someone from the UK that that's been true for like 20 years. I ask my friends what they think all the time, this is as of last week is my summary opinion:

Warren: Dead if she has to debate Trump, just no chance. She can't lie, he does all the time - pretty much no contest. I couldn't beat Trump in an argument and I'm a complete bastard.

Bernie: Even the more conservative older people I know have respect for him, but they're (them specifically) not quite sure what he wants, but it's more curiosity now rather than "yuck! socialism!". They expect him to exterminate Trump in a debate.

So from my reading of that, Bernie can win, just needs to keep doing what he's doing and keep doing those awesome interviews. Man he perked up when he got his heart fixed. Bet you 50/50 the dems don't pick him though.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

night of the blunt knives

https://twitter.com/KristenOrthman/...ingawful.com%2F

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
A lot of this stuff is Democrats being freaked out as gently caress over a Trump second term, the Democratic Primary going on way too long, and nothing new really happening in months.

The counterpoints to most of the above doom-and-gloom posts:

1) Hillary lost the election by 80,000 votes in the Midwest. That isn't much and most of those areas reverted back to blue in 2018 (though polls are still iffy).

2) drat near any person the Democrats nominate is beating Trump in general polls. Doesn't really matter who it is.

3) 2018 happened and Republicans got their asses kicked. Even with Trump yelling a lot. Even with drat near every Republican candidate yelling PELOSIIIIIII at the top of their lungs.

4) Donnie drove off a lot of people during his administration, they might leak all sorts of fun poo poo during the general election. Don't assume the only bad poo poo will happen to Democrats.

5) Any debate, if it happens, won't matter. Opinions are solidly made about Trump already, all a Democrat really needs to do is string together coherent sentences on a debate stage about how much he sucks. It's a 12-hour news cycle, people will forget about any debate a week after.

It's very likely possible that everyone is thinking about this too hard. Donnie's numbers suck, the people that hate him REALLY hate him, he has done nothing to gain any additional support outside of his base, people hate his policies, and very few people will have their minds changed. Both candidates in the general will have a massive money cannon, it will be a massive turnout election, and most of the poo poo is baked-in based on Trump's need for everything to be an up-or-down vote on himself.

Still an outside shot of Donnie winning, of course. Just maybe not as much as people think if their favorite Democrat wins the primary.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Sent another donation to Bernie, every little helps

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Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I get attacking Warren on the blood test poo poo because that was handled spectacularly poorly and deserves to be attacked, but the way some have attacked her for it by attaching it to outdated stereotypes (like this post) feel pretty gross imo. It's literally Trump's Pocahontas poo poo but from people who should know better.

This.

Also, it's worth mentioning (again) that the blood test was specifically calling Trump's bluff, but it got buried pretty fast that that's what was happening. She's still apologized for it, which has been met with (understandably) iffy responses from various indigenous folks in the US, but showcasing it as just some epic bungle is disingenuous.

More here, from a N. Cheyenne writer:

https://twitter.com/AJawort/status/1214038497335504898

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