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"disorganized crime" in which a mafia family hires consultants to make recommendations on streamlining their organization. key findings: boundaries unclear after acquiring new territory in the last gang war recommend combining the underperforming gambling and union lines of business into a single department, and spinning off lucrative drug distribution into its own profit center and balance sheet switching from timecards and cash in envelope policy to direct deposit to save 30% on payroll administrative overhead provide continuing education options for muscle to transition into middle management |
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Jan 13, 2020 19:40
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:spy vs spy but it's young hitler vs time traveling hitler a brainstorming meeting with the top creative minds at the history channel "OK folks, we are launching a streaming service next year and need some flagship content that will drive a high day one subscriber base. start writing down some ideas and we'll discuss in 10" *exciting mumbling and scribbling* "oh, and as a reminder, we will absolutely not be doing any ideas with baby hitler" *frustrated groans, papers being crumpled up and tossed* |
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canyoneer posted:"disorganized crime" in which a mafia family hires consultants to make recommendations on streamlining their organization. Well make him an offa he cant refuse suffers paperwork for a few minutes Ah mamma miaJANINE GET INA HEA' I CANT FIND MY MEMO R.E. BLACKMAIL CAN YOU SEARCH MY EMAIL AND PRINT A NEW COPY Sorry boys we just moved offices and gabagool things are messier than my kitchen after momma and my wife fight ovah da red sauce |
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The X-man cometh posted:*Pulls a drag from a cigarette* "It pains me to inform you that all the cities' snacks will be vaporized unless, hahaha, one of you SIMPLETONS can defeat me in the LOCAL SPELLING BEE, but that's impossible" the bastard on the TV said i clenched my fist so hard it shattered my cup of milk. "we'll see about that, rear end in a top hat" i growled, reaching for my pocket dictionary
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cool janitor/uncle buck character named 'hybirious the necromancer' -- he reanimates the dead for his own nefarious purposes, but his life has been unnaturally extended long enough to know a thing or two about the human heart.
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Hi yes please forward the confirmation email to "saladfreak67@yahoo.com" |
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Jan 13, 2020 22:57
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Hello CVS cashier, cant find my phone number? Try my email, its "admin@disney.com." heh yeah thats right. |
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Jan 13, 2020 22:59
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Jan 13, 2020 23:08
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I will be out two weeks for surgery. Please show your substitute teacher, Mr. Joey Greco from the TV show "Cheaters," the same respect you show me |
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Jan 13, 2020 23:13
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Pastry of the Year posted:I will be out two weeks for surgery. Please show your substitute teacher, Mr. Joey Greco from the TV show "Cheaters," the same respect you show me lol |
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Jan 14, 2020 00:29
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american gladiators but all the gladiators are mules in leotards and the competitors are over confident 7th grade bullies
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Jan 14, 2020 04:28
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The MUMPSorceress posted:american gladiators but all the gladiators are mules in leotards and the competitors are over confident 7th grade bullies Your mom was a-hungggggghhh the bully falls off the platform, the mule heeee-haaaaaawzin triumph |
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Jan 14, 2020 05:35
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suckin missingno's dick
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Jan 14, 2020 09:19
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Jan 14, 2020 09:20
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simple lifehacks predicated around unfettered access to the power of Undertaker's urn |
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Pastry of the Year posted:simple lifehacks predicated around unfettered access to the power of Undertaker's urn What's the undertaker urn? Not as much as the rock! |
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Finger Prince posted:What's the undertaker urn?  Paul Bearer? I hardly know 'er! |
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a guy who bought a katana on ebay and is desperately trying to find an excuse to use it
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Posters trying to explain to me calmly and patiently that, while there should be recognition for sex workers, it should probably not be called Hovember. |
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Yinlock posted:a guy who bought a katana on ebay and is desperately trying to find an excuse to use it goon project: byob invades TFR, gets them to chill out crimes |
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SardonicTyrant posted:Posters trying to explain to me calmly and patiently that, while there should be recognition for sex workers, it should probably not be called Hovember. Its temple prostiween |
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Jan 15, 2020 02:50
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:goon project: byob invades TFR, gets them to chill out This is good unless tfr convinces us to arm ourselves |
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a concentrated, forums-wide effort to finally determine for all time what is the third-best meme (from a scientific standpoint)
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Jan 15, 2020 02:56
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"invading" every forum simultaneously just to post "what is the third best meme?"
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pre:the third best meme is l ss |
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Heather Papps posted:This is good unless tfr convinces us to arm ourselves using a tommy gun as a bong
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Jan 15, 2020 03:31
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but i dont know any tommies 
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Jan 15, 2020 03:45
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well now's your chance to go out and make some new friends
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Please note that while it's always fine to post outside the yob for an expedition, organized forum invasions are not allowed. However, you can always just hit up the forum's mod for permission and spread all the love and fun you want!!
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im going to invade other forums, by posting in them politely and following their rules you can't stop me
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Jan 15, 2020 05:49
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i asked a question about an encounter i had some time ago and learned a valuable lesson, that gun owners will absolutely make toys out of their weapons at the slightest prompting.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i asked a question about an encounter i had some time ago and learned a valuable lesson, that gun owners will absolutely make toys out of their weapons at the slightest prompting. U callin' these things toys? *Flexes* |
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Jan 15, 2020 06:10
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Yinlock posted:im going to invade other forums, by posting in them politely and following their rules A madman, that's what you are, a madman!!
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SardonicTyrant posted:Posters trying to explain to me calmly and patiently that, while there should be recognition for sex workers, it should probably not be called Hovember. so we let it stay brovember? not on my watch ---------------- |
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I'm a bad boy. I peed on my humans rug. I'm special, and I know it. |
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Getting the old crew back together - Jimmy the Mutt, Old Biter, the Pisser - to eat the dress shoes human keeps on the top shelf of the coat closet |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i asked a question about an encounter i had some time ago and learned a valuable lesson, that gun owners will absolutely make toys out of their weapons at the slightest prompting. You only ever need one or two guns for defense or hunting. Most of it is collecting and delighting in mechanism or history. It's no different than car people. Also keep in mind that TFR is the extant epitome of good gun culture and everywhere else it is grosser, dumber and exponentially more racist, sexist and homophobic. ---------------- |
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