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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Synthbuttrange posted:

"help police, the sky is the wrong color!"
:sigh: "Yes. Yes it is"

Look the NZ police have a whole task-force to look into this sort of thing. I'm sure they'll be fine!

https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/program/wellington-paranormal

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007




melbourne air sucks, dont open a window.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

drunkill posted:

It is real awful outside



Oh thats... really not good

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Let’s just train a wombat to run a dog agility course and tell them they can all do that

I did enjoy that one of the takeaways from the wombat publicity the last few days has been americans going 'wow wombats are huge I thought they were like cat sized'.

Synthbuttrange posted:




melbourne air sucks, dont open a window.

I spent the entire day today sneezing and coughing at the office, it's pretty awful.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
More here: https://imgur.com/a/XhOJdhn





Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

MikeJF posted:

I spent the entire day today sneezing and coughing at the office, it's pretty awful.

Most of the day's been "only" in the 150-ish range, it's only in the last few hours that things really went to poo poo. What's probably hosed us is the (thankfully under control) bushfire south of Daylesford, going by the Emergency Victoria Map. There's another in Greensborough, but the wind's probably pushing that away from us at the moment.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Most of the day's been "only" in the 150-ish range, it's only in the last few hours that things really went to poo poo. What's probably hosed us is the (thankfully under control) bushfire south of Daylesford, going by the Emergency Victoria Map. There's another in Greensborough, but the wind's probably pushing that away from us at the moment.

It's real bad right now, some of the worst air quality readings in the entire world:

http://aqicn.org/city/australia/melbourne/melbourne-cbd/

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's real bad right now, some of the worst air quality readings in the entire world:

http://aqicn.org/city/australia/melbourne/melbourne-cbd/

Get on India!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's real bad right now, some of the worst air quality readings in the entire world:

http://aqicn.org/city/australia/melbourne/melbourne-cbd/

The latest readings have the air quality starting to improve ever-so-slightly out in the west side of the city, but the air quality's probably gonna be bad all day trying to shift all this fresh bullshit on the breeze on top of what we already got from the north.

Burns
May 10, 2008

Saw a news article about jeff bezos donaying 690k to fire relief and it made me laugh at people being upset about this.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Burns posted:

Saw a news article about jeff bezos donaying 690k to fire relief and it made me laugh at people being upset about this.

Why? It's the equivalent of someone who earns 50k p/a giving 5c and has been beaten as a donation by people with far less. Amazon is as big a polluter as there is, this is an obviously callous PR move.

Old Woman Island
Feb 21, 2011

Also I think someone posted it's not even a donation but a credit to Amazon services

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
https://twitter.com/theserfstv/status/1216762546469761024?s=19

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Burns posted:

Saw a news article about jeff bezos donaying 690k to fire relief and it made me laugh at people being upset about this.

he cares deeply since the amazon fire

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

dr_rat posted:

Look the NZ police have a whole task-force to look into this sort of thing. I'm sure they'll be fine!

https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/program/wellington-paranormal


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzhnoaTXnGQ

richardm
Jul 15, 2004

Apparently, smoke from the bushfires is about to arrive back in Australia after travelling around the world. In the 1880s after the Krakatoa eruption global temperatures fell by nearly half a degree as a result of all the muck thrown into the sky. I suppose the scale is currently a bit different, but I wonder if we’ll see a similar effect as the fires continue. Paintings of the sky after the eruption (as seen from London, admittedly) look familiar.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



typical aussie smoke, travelling the world before sulking home for a cash top up from ma and pa

Most of the smoke was spotted in a single Bali bar just last week

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil


Judging by the calls we're getting at work, there's going to be a big impact on business across NSW and Vic this week.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


https://twitter.com/feelingfisky/status/1216433969140363264?s=21

You know what to do goons. Even the Tasmanians are included in this one.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Depending on how it's used the map of Tasmania may be redundant.

Horsebanger
Jun 25, 2009

Steering wheel! Hey! Steering wheel! Someone tell him to give it to me!

:thermidor:

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Wombats are the best aussie marsupial.

here is some wombats with a bad case of The Zoomies.

https://www.pedestrian.tv/pets/wombat-zoomies/

https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/wombat-zoomies-awareness-association-video/

https://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/news/00000160-d835-dff9-a77d-de7fb86a0000

I love wombats :3:

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
https://youtu.be/0K80ojR_tkY

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Ratjaculation posted:

typical aussie smoke, travelling the world before sulking home for a cash top up from ma and pa

Most of the smoke was spotted in a single Bali bar just last week

Smoke went on a Contiki tour.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Helith posted:

https://twitter.com/feelingfisky/status/1216433969140363264?s=21

You know what to do goons. Even the Tasmanians are included in this one.

Posted upthread, mate.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd
Redundant, eh?

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

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Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Most of the day's been "only" in the 150-ish range, it's only in the last few hours that things really went to poo poo. What's probably hosed us is the (thankfully under control) bushfire south of Daylesford, going by the Emergency Victoria Map. There's another in Greensborough, but the wind's probably pushing that away from us at the moment.

That fire needs to gently caress off. I mentioned earlier I've got a mate up in Bundoora, that Greensie fire is in the exact same area as the fire that got her temporarily evacuated two weeks ago. I was up there last week to visit and gently caress me I didn't truly appreciate how close that fire got to burning regular suburbia until I was driving past giant black scorchmarks advancing over the hill in the park, the remains of spot fires that'd burned through vegetation on traffic islands and the playground on the opposite side of the street. Some streets were still roped off by the cops as the fire had come through and gotten within metres of torching some poor bastard's house. The firies deserve a lot more than they're being given for stopping that one from doing any serious damage.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Hyperlynx posted:

Posted upthread, mate.

Maybe the poster really wants to be pegged by their homeland, Chuck Tingle style?

Serious comment, I'm glad there's finally going to be some decent rain soon. The sense of relief a bit of rain can provide is immeasurable.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
drat Korgan what the gently caress is that av

https://twitter.com/alexanderperrin/status/1216865113149341696

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Ah Sunshine; Always has to go that little extra mile to be a wretched hole of a city.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
If I hear “bloody greenies won’t let us clear the undergrowth” one more loving time

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Woo, my respirator just arrived!


Can't see it on https://emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/, so I guess it's probably over with by now.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Speaking of respirators; If you're in need of a mask, Amazon has these for cheap at only $12.50 a pop. Reusable, comes with two PM2.5 filters and a sealable storage bag, and takes the standardized charcoal filters you use used in half the market for these things. Amazon'll also do same-day delivery if you're in/around Melbourne, but it's juuuust past the deadline for that to get it today (3pm).

You can also get a 34-pack of N95 filters here to go with it if you want, but it's probably overkill.

Neddy Seagoon fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Jan 14, 2020

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




How long is this bout expected to go on for in Melbourne?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Expecting it to clear by Thursday.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Synthbuttrange posted:

Expecting it to clear by Thursday.

.... but generally speaking summer's not even half over and we're not even up to the (usually) worst part of fire season and there's every indication that fire season conditions will last longer than usual so the smoke haze could keep recurring for the next several months.


Edit: this article has some graphics from NASA showing the smoke circling the globe and rising up to 17.7km into the lower stratosphere of the planet
https://www.theage.com.au/national/australia-s-bushfire-smoke-will-do-a-full-lap-of-the-earth-nasa-20200114-p53r7z.html

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Jan 14, 2020

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

.... but generally speaking summer's not even half over and we're not even up to the (usually) worst part of fire season and there's every indication that fire season conditions will last longer than usual so the smoke haze could keep recurring for the next several months.

Surely with a crackdown on arsonists no new fires will start!

Horsebanger
Jun 25, 2009

Steering wheel! Hey! Steering wheel! Someone tell him to give it to me!
A lady at work just tried to tell me these fires were the result of some arsonists and not climate change...

Brainworms so big they nearly came out of her skull

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frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Gammon posted:

Pauline Hanson needs to shut her mouth and gently caress off, even more so than usual. "Yes I support royal commission into bushfires, but climate change should be left out of it. They can't even tell me what the weather is going to be like next week, and someone's getting rich off this bullshit."

What a loving oval office.

1) why when it comes to climate change, do right-wingers all of a sudden have problem with people making money/getting rich off of something? see also: "AL GORE IS GETTING RICH OFF LED BULBS"

2) do these people think there isn't MORE money to be made by polluting the planet?

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