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MISSINGNO: AN ORAL HISTORY.
If you weren't there when they found Him, I don't think you can possibly understand what it was like. Missingno wasn't just an urban legend, or ugh, a glitch, and he definitely wasn't a gateway to riches, as the overeager crowds would have you believe. He was a God, our God, and this is the story of the time I sucked His dick.
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Jan 15, 2020 07:53
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Jun 5, 2024 04:27
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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I committed sex with Missingno
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Jan 15, 2020 10:33
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- treasure bear
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guy's been cruising up and down cinnabar island looking for missingno dick
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Jan 15, 2020 12:23
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- treasure bear
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see a guy walking out the sea holding 99 rare candies with a guilty look o his face
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Jan 15, 2020 12:26
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- ferroque
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my going rate is 255x of anything.
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Jan 15, 2020 13:58
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- ferroque
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brock through walls on my way to suck the dick to save some time on the trip
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Jan 15, 2020 14:01
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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see a guy walking out the sea holding 99 rare candies with a guilty look o his face
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Jan 15, 2020 16:38
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- treasure bear
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your hall of fame is corrupted, you nasty
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Jan 15, 2020 17:41
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- wearing a lampshade
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missingno sprite is actually just a censored dick and balls
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Jan 15, 2020 19:07
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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after he cums he resets to level 1 but none of his stats decrease
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Jan 15, 2020 19:11
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Having a solid relationship with missingno based on trust, mutual respect and obviously sucking missingnos dick
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Jan 15, 2020 21:35
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- ferroque
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aren't evs capped to 65535 in gen 1/2
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Jan 15, 2020 22:05
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- ferroque
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Ahem. Excuse me. I have a pokemon avatar.
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Jan 15, 2020 22:08
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it's pikablu
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Jan 15, 2020 22:11
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they couldn't program all 190 for release so they went to the final 39 waiting to be done and just, aborted them. sold the organs to pokecenters to use in their Vats of Healing Gel.
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Jan 15, 2020 22:14
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- Korean Boomhauer
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i caught Missingno . . . and you might wanna get tested . . .
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Jan 15, 2020 22:35
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- ferroque
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You are thinking of Pokérus, which is the virus pokemon get that give them double EXP. It's a good thing ignore the big scary icon make sure to share it with all your friends before you fight off the infection and are not longer contagious (you'll still get double EXP even after being cured though!)
EVs not exp. I am sorry.
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Jan 15, 2020 22:45
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is pokerus an EV bonus? I've never actually gotten it.
Yes. It also stacks with macho brace so you get 4x EVs. The pokemon in the avatar is saying the posts.
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Jan 15, 2020 22:48
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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🎶gotta suck em all....pokemon!🎶
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Jan 16, 2020 01:17
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- FreshCutFries
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guy's been cruising up and down cinnabar island looking for missingno dick
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Jan 16, 2020 02:50
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missingno sprite is actually just a censored dick and balls
watchinf a 45 minute YouTube essay on this and nodding knowingly
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Jan 16, 2020 02:52
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- FreshCutFries
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Game Theory: Missingno is Mewtwo's Dick + Balls (Scary!)
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Jan 16, 2020 02:55
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- Barco Fiesta
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a fantasy of olives
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it is my intention to not only prove that missingno exists, but to capture him alive and suck his hosed up pixel hog to climax
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Jan 16, 2020 02:57
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#mood
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it is my intention to not only prove that missingno exists, but to capture him alive and suck his hosed up pixel hog to climax
the board of directors reviews my grant application and nods sagely
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Jan 16, 2020 03:44
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- Yinlock
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the board of directors reviews my grant application and nods sagely
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Jan 16, 2020 04:06
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i do not know that i am cool with sexualising fictional animals
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Jan 16, 2020 04:54
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- idiotsavant
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cuddling missingno, feeling its tits and rear end
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Jan 16, 2020 04:54
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Jun 5, 2024 04:27
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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i do not know that i am cool with sexualising fictional animals
good news, it's not a fictional animal, it's the glitched up space where a fictional animal used to occupy, before it was aborted by honorable japanese scientists
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Jan 16, 2020 05:05
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