Gutter Phoenix posted:

Happy New Year, BUDK thread!

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

skeleton chasers tell themselves they're trying to normalize skeleton representation in dating and porn but the skeleton community remains skeptical of their objectification. meanwhile in private everyone pops mad boners to skelefication hypno porn.

Shifty Pony posted:

It's probably best to avoid any "X identifies as Y" humor referencing military hardware, and definitely when a helicopter is involved. The bigots posting the "attack helicopter" copypasta whenever gender identities are even alluded to has thoroughly ruined any humor that might have been there.

Nenonen posted:

I didn't even remember that frankly weird taunt but you're right, it's best to avoid that territory. My sincere apologies.

Shifty Pony posted:

Np, I figured it wasn't intentional.


Even jokes about the harrier can't land right.

EorayMel posted:

Platystemon posted:

Their old username is “Labes for days”, in case anyone was wondering.

Kitfox88 posted:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Oh, dear, a staircase. *delicately holds up trailing labia like a dainty ballgown*

barbecue at the folks posted:

There was a GBS thread years back by someone where everyone who posted in the thread got a random new username at the whim the admin gods. I enjoy mine.

cock hero flux posted:

there was also a thread about weird pornhub searches where the admins came in and changed people's names to them, like mine

Laserjet 4P posted:

One day I want ask a mod to give you a namechange to TOOTER SKELETON and then I will buy you a new av with your image mirrored and a text saying “mods please change my name to Powerful Two-Hander TIA”

EorayMel posted:

Captain Monkey posted:

My favorite was SALT CURES HAM, but the poster himself was a moron sadly.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

just a hugely problematic skeleton in like, jucy coture, dressed up in sad drag 101 wig and makeup, confusing all the bois on 4 chan

Antivehicular posted:

That was the dude who referred to his Internet girlfriend as SALT CURES VAG, and then live-posted the saga of being locked in her house on a visit, right? Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Boba Pearl posted:

Vincent posted:

Skeleton with titty. That's wild.

Facebook Aunt posted:

I bet she stuffs her bra.

Inceltown posted:

That's just her boob bone. It's a normal part of the female skeletal system.

Boba Pearl posted:

Facebook Aunt posted:

I bet she stuffs her bra.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

What is skeleton lady from?

Randaconda posted:

one of the Divinity games, iirc. She's a undead princess

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Dragon Commander. Part of the politics side of the game is a political marriage to a skeleton/lizard/elf/whatever princess and the skeleton wife plot line is pretty great, lot of insane necromancy type stuff.

Jedit posted:

Do you mean necroromancy?

Antivehicular posted:

That was the dude who referred to his Internet girlfriend as SALT CURES VAG, and then live-posted the saga of being locked in her house on a visit, right? Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

FrozenVent posted:

This is only vaguely military adjacent because the dude is merchant marine but anyway.

There’s this ship engineer I know who’s a bit... unlucky. Engines catch fire around him, power circuits fry themselves, just loving bad luck.

Anyway he’s way into disasters documentaries and stuff because it’s basically his day to day life. So he’s really into the TV show Chernobyl, and for some ungodly reason some guy decided to send him a dosimeter in a secret Santa exchange.

Dude starts messing around with his dosimeter, and realizes it may be out of calibration. Since he lives in New Zealand, a place where they’re not too too down with the atom, there aren’t exactly Geiger counter calibration shops on every blocks so he just calls the national nuclear institute or whatever.

“Hey so I got this Geiger counters and the readings I’m getting are way too high”
“Hold please, I’ll transfer you.”
“National nuclear institute, how can we assist?”
“Yeah my Geiger counter Kees giving me readings that seem high so I was wondering...”
“Alright sir stay calm. Where did you get those readings, and what were they?”
“Well at work...”
“And where do you work?”
“But I mean the meter hasn’t been calibrated in thirty years.”
“Oh thank loving God.”

Turns out the dude had been patched through to the national atomic emergency center or whatever.

And that’s how GIP Secret Santa 2019 caused New Zealand’s first IAEA incident.

Antivehicular posted:

That was the dude who referred to his Internet girlfriend as SALT CURES VAG, and then live-posted the saga of being locked in her house on a visit, right? Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Locked in what was basically a crack house that has all the locks on the outside.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

it is 1620. you are a retainer to the daimyo of council bluffs

do you:

compose a haiku about fat chicks

commit traditional suicide after a particularly bad rear end whoopin from nebraska state

strike down karen's needledicked lawyer in the street for not bowing to you
ll

canyoneer posted:

GiP secret santa secrets revealed

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

hell astro course posted:

Leave it to lesser men to fail understanding Bushidou, much less the Onmyoudou. The Iowan Shogunate must listen to me on this matter, and I suggest a Karuta duel. If the lawyer cannot face his opponent in a simple battle of words and paper, his fee shall be forfeited. I have made my ruling, and I will retire to the Moon Viewing Garden.

Baron von Eevl posted:

edit: sch was also the guy that bragged about getting his hog fluffed during a movie and then posted threatening suicide within a really short window.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lmao nice, that's one of my old changes from after the GBS reboot. It's cool how long some of them lasted.

cumshitter posted:

me and my husbadn are catholic and i dont care what any scientist says im trying to get my husband preggers so it doesnt count as a sin. check and mate, god.

Tiggum posted:

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

"I feel like my swastika tattoo is getting alot of questions already answered by my swastika tattoo"