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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!
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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

I saw a president with a Chinese tariff in his hand
Walking through the streets of DC in the rain
He was looking for dirt on Joe Biden
Gonna get a quid pro quo from Ukraine

Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo
Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo

You hear him howling about his own daughter
"A piece of rear end" in his opinion
Miss universe contestants got groped late last light
President's at it again

Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo
Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo

He's the tiny-handed gent who loses all the rent
Lately he's been overheard on Twitter
You better stay away from him
He'll commit treason, Jim
Hah! I just remembered Sailor

Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo
Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo

Well, I saw Don Trumpy slouching with the Queen
Oh no! the President's Trumpin'
I saw Don Trumpy, Jr. slouching with the Queen
Oh no! the President's Trumpin'
I saw a president drinking a diet cola at the white house
And his call was perfect

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


triple sulk posted:

this astros/altuve stuff is wild

wasn't aware Paul Manafort ran a baseball team

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



lmbo

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kurtofan posted:

I JUST poo poo MY PERFECT PANTS

Don't be a tough guy!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!

Ben Nerevarine posted:

I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!
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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Vim Fuego posted:

I saw a president with a Chinese tariff in his hand
Walking through the streets of DC in the rain
He was looking for dirt on Joe Biden
Gonna get a quid pro quo from Ukraine

Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo
Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo

You hear him howling about his own daughter
"A piece of rear end" in his opinion
Miss universe contestants got groped late last light
President's at it again

Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo
Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo

He's the tiny-handed gent who loses all the rent
Lately he's been overheard on Twitter
You better stay away from him
He'll commit treason, Jim
Hah! I just remembered Sailor

Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo
Aaoooooo
President's Trumpin'
Aaoooooo

Well, I saw Don Trumpy slouching with the Queen
Oh no! the President's Trumpin'
I saw Don Trumpy, Jr. slouching with the Queen
Oh no! the President's Trumpin'
I saw a president drinking a diet cola at the white house
And his call was perfect

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



the virgin notes on Ritz-Carlton Vienna stationery / the Chad perfect phone call

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
TRUMP

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1217912385148719104

chapo steeling yiour posts

reveal yourselves

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1217909231946477575?s=19

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1217909231946477575?s=19

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1217909231946477575?s=19

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1217909231946477575?s=19

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1217909231946477575?s=19

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1217909231946477575?s=19

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1217909231946477575?s=19

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1217909231946477575?s=19

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1217909231946477575?s=19

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lmfao the equal rights amendment won't be added to the constitution

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Try to criticize this perfectly crisp vectored image I tweeted!

poo poo...Barron. Barron! BARRON! It got compressed as a JPEG again. This tweet was supposed to perfectly neutralize my impeachment. This is all your fault.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

IT WAS A PERFECT CALL

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Just go ahead and nail me to the cross if making good phone calls is such a crime now

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

I've never had a perfect phone call. Feeling a bit jealous.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Vox Nihili posted:

I've never had a perfect phone call. Feeling a bit jealous.

Just read the transcript and you'll see it was a perfect call

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
ranking all phone calls in history:

1: the one that got Trump impeached
2: who gives a poo poo

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

downy rump

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Lordy I hope there are witnesses

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

BARRON WHY ARE MY PERFECT TWEETED IMAGES GETTING COMPRESSED? FIX THIS

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
It's so funny that his childbrain latched onto "perfect" as a descriptor of a phone call and will not let it go.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




it has kind of the ring of an Anal oval office song title

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
wow so much in common with potus
I got impeached for having a perfect penis

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


prints the poster IMPEACH THIS

gets impeached I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



GSD posted:

ranking all phone calls in history:

1: the one that got Trump impeached
2: who gives a poo poo

who gives a poo poo is #3, because #2 is Lyndon Johnson calling the Haggar pants guy from the White House to tell him about his nutsack

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




is this the president?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
wati, the call was perfect? why did we impeach him?? I'm confused

SirBukkake
Aug 24, 2006
Idk some black dude


Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
T R U M Peeeeeeee

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
https://twitter.com/ClenchedFisk/status/1217910234204778508?s=20

https://twitter.com/thatbilloakley/status/1217910914164256768?s=20

https://twitter.com/UnsureTrump/status/1217909253706526738?s=20

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



IMPEACHMENT?!

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




lol I had to check the date

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
me, to dems: suck my loving dick.
dems: *sucks my dick*
me: wwhat the gently caress............

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


lmao

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I thought he was talking into a goose at a glance :honk:

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Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Trump excitedly called friends - he finally had the perfect tweet to neutralize the impeachment trial

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