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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I am familiar with Morotola Radio consoles and handhelds, (like police dispatch radio consoles/consolettes) but they're hella expensive.

Edit: from Motorola's website:

https://www.motorolasolutions.com/en_xl/application-catalog/trbonet-phone-interconnect.html#features

Thanks for this (and others who replied, I’m on the phone so can’t multi-quote). Dug into it a bit more and it seems like a common feature and not as clunky as it might sound. Also found out that there are Wi-Fi radios available now which we are going to try and get a demo of, and it’s not as expensive as I thought it would end up being.

We tried DECT and answering phones is too much of an interruption for our warehouse team vs. just pressing a button and shouting back.

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lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
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Dick Trauma posted:

If your dream was to one day have a short dead-end corridor without power, networking or HVAC doored off to be your office this might be the job for you.

For the love of god, Dick Trauma

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I wish they were all Flexlm. I have no problem running that on a proper server system. Our servers have no problem running Flexlm. Our monitoring system can monitor Flexlm.

This garbage is not Flexlm. Both vendors decided to run with something custom and Windows specific.

Our hypervisors have USB hubs attached because we ran out of space for dongles. They are passed through to the VMs but lack proper identifiers so after a reboot the VMs can't start because those dongles race against each other for addresses. And we still have vendors being pissy because they aren't running on bare metal. :smith:

Licensing has to be the most soul sucking aspect of my job. We had one vendor who insisted we install a specific Sentinel license server version KNOWN FOR AN UNAUTHENTICATED REMOTE EXECUTION VULNERABILITY.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Fixing code for a developer who's used 2.5 sick days and 2 vacation days so far this year.

He's not here today obviously. And apparently nobody ever tested the code that got pushed up.

joebuddah
Jan 30, 2005
Just got back from a weekly team meeting...

In my group, (for simplicitys sake) there are 2 devs, a manager and an upper manger.

We have been working on a data collection/ display project for a production department for the past few months. The other dev was supposed to create a simple forms app for data entry. What does he do? Take a screen shot of what one of the managers created in Flow or some like that and shows it off. He had two weeks to do this.

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

Antigravitas posted:

Our hypervisors have USB hubs attached because we ran out of space for dongles. They are passed through to the VMs but lack proper identifiers so after a reboot the VMs can't start because those dongles race against each other for addresses. And we still have vendors being pissy because they aren't running on bare metal. :smith:

We have solved that problem by using moxa nport usb to ethernet converters, the vm gets its own matched usb dongle and can happily flop around hosts all day with no repercussions.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Antigravitas posted:

I wish they were all Flexlm. I have no problem running that on a proper server system. Our servers have no problem running Flexlm. Our monitoring system can monitor Flexlm.

This garbage is not Flexlm. Both vendors decided to run with something custom and Windows specific.

Our hypervisors have USB hubs attached because we ran out of space for dongles. They are passed through to the VMs but lack proper identifiers so after a reboot the VMs can't start because those dongles race against each other for addresses. And we still have vendors being pissy because they aren't running on bare metal. :smith:

Licensing has to be the most soul sucking aspect of my job. We had one vendor who insisted we install a specific Sentinel license server version KNOWN FOR AN UNAUTHENTICATED REMOTE EXECUTION VULNERABILITY.

I'd look into network USB hubs, not sure if they would work for you or not but I have a manufacturing client that uses a Digi anywhere USB box and it works well for them.

*edit*

A thing pissing me off, a client of mine. I did some upgrades for them 2 days ago overnight, told them I would be in our office the next day (which is rare and this client is DIRECTLY next door to the office) and to immediately let me know of any issues so I can run over (or even remotely access) and fix them.

And come to today, I'm at another client, get an angry email from first client saying stuff has been broken since yesterday and blah blah blah throwing me under the bus to my boss, also blatantly lying about a couple things in the email. They didn't tell anyone thing was broken, I called them, had one of them walk me through the problem, and had it fixed in 45 minutes (25 of which was spent on the phone with the vendor).

Like I understand our clients sometimes don't want to get billed for something, but you fuckers aren't getting billed for this, I told you this, and you still are idiots and tried to gently caress me.

MF_James fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jan 17, 2020

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Paul ReiserFS posted:

For the love of god, Dick Trauma

It comes with its own cask of Amontillado.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Antigravitas posted:

Our hypervisors have USB hubs attached because we ran out of space for dongles. They are passed through to the VMs but lack proper identifiers so after a reboot the VMs can't start because those dongles race against each other for addresses. And we still have vendors being pissy because they aren't running on bare metal. :smith:

Mentioned already but Digi products are very good for this sort of requirement

https://www.digi.com/products/networking/usb-connectivity/usb-over-ip/anywhereusb

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Thanks for the Digi recommendation. I'm afraid our vendors will faint if they cotton on to it, but I'll still look into that.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
Pissing me off: I've discovered the beauty of setting ones self to "Do Not Disturb" in Skype for Business, and having a list of people who are explicitly allowed to IM you; however, my coworkers and I haven't been able to find a way to change the default status in Skype to DnD, or to extend the length of a status change to DnD to beyond 24 hours.

PBS
Sep 21, 2015

Thanatosian posted:

Pissing me off: I've discovered the beauty of setting ones self to "Do Not Disturb" in Skype for Business, and having a list of people who are explicitly allowed to IM you; however, my coworkers and I haven't been able to find a way to change the default status in Skype to DnD, or to extend the length of a status change to DnD to beyond 24 hours.

I've tried that in the past but for whatever reason people still weren't able to message me.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Somehow I haven't talked about my coworker who has talked about his incredibly diseased and unhealthy bowels every day of the past couple months.



Today I escaped a conversation about the imminent explosion of his stomach by literally mouthing the words "Help Me" to a girlfriend in HR whose gmail suddenly needed attention

He also tried and failed to throw a much more capable colleague under the bus for a very stupid reason nobody cared about - in front of everyone - and you could just about see alllllllll see his goodwill burning away.

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.
We have an office of nineteen colleagues of whom one is female. I am pushing an effort forward to improve our culture and make it more diverse and more inclusive.

I’ve been working on mindfulness of privilege and micro aggressions with my team and have been having a hard time reaching one of my teammates who, during instruction sessions in a room of roughly a third women, calls the group “guys”.

“You guys need to know this.”

“That was fun you guys.”

Etc.

He just doesn’t see a problem with calling women guys. And yet he wonders how come there aren’t more women in tech.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Agrikk posted:

We have an office of nineteen colleagues of whom one is female. I am pushing an effort forward to improve our culture and make it more diverse and more inclusive.

I’ve been working on mindfulness of privilege and micro aggressions with my team and have been having a hard time reaching one of my teammates who, during instruction sessions in a room of roughly a third women, calls the group “guys”.

“You guys need to know this.”

“That was fun you guys.”

Etc.

He just doesn’t see a problem with calling women guys. And yet he wonders how come there aren’t more women in tech.

This is so not even remotely the biggest problem for women in tech

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

The Iron Rose posted:

This is so not even remotely the biggest problem for women in tech

Oh I’m not saying it is, no doubt. The only reason why I bring it up is that I got feedback about it from one of the classes.

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
I see "guys" as having become a fairly gender-neutral term nowadays tbqh, if for no other reason than its regular use among mixed company

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
It sounds less sexist than addressing a room full of men as 'ladies'.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Use "y'all" instead. :v:

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
There are a million and one things that you can be doing that would be time better spent trying to change "guys". It's nice, sure, but ultimately who gives a poo poo if I'm being paid whatever percentage of the male dollar and need to be a relentless self advocate to get anywhere.


The best thing you can do for your female reports is to be a mentor , to spend political capital on them and to support them and their careers. That's way more important than trying to make guys not a thing.

The Iron Rose fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Jan 18, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

It sounds less sexist than addressing a room full of men as 'ladies'.

We have 'Sup cunts' as the catch all, but Aussies so YMMV

joebuddah
Jan 30, 2005
Assuming American English, the gender of a group is determined by the majority gender of its population.
If the percentage was reversed, and it was 70% female saying "Ladies" would be fine.

In this modern era of PC culture, I have created a new acronym for referring to people as to not offend anyone. If I don't remember it don't know the correct pronoun I use
C.O.D.O.M. (Co-dumb)
This stands for collection of decaying organic matter. No one can deny that they are not a collection of decaying organic matter.

Example: The C.O.D.O.M known as Lowtax started somethingawful.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


"Folks" is fine and, dare I say it, folksy.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

joebuddah posted:

Assuming American English, the gender of a group is determined by the majority gender of its population.
If the percentage was reversed, and it was 70% female saying "Ladies" would be fine.

In this modern era of PC culture, I have created a new acronym for referring to people as to not offend anyone. If I don't remember it don't know the correct pronoun I use
C.O.D.O.M. (Co-dumb)
This stands for collection of decaying organic matter. No one can deny that they are not a collection of decaying organic matter.

Example: The C.O.D.O.M known as Lowtax started somethingawful.

Well look who's bigoted against AI and silicate lifeforms :rolleyes:.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Hello porpoises

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



Just use the term Chordata, since we're all part of that family.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
I use the gender neutral 'shitlords'

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

tactlessbastard posted:

I use the gender neutral 'shitlords'

'shitgentry', surely?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Shitproles

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Shut up Meg posted:

'shitgentry', surely?

Defecate Noblesse.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010




Chew thoroughly or you'll be part of the lumpyproletariat.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

On Friday I was helping 'troubleshoot' some Samba stuff.

Each directory was owned by a unix group of the same name, which contained no members
code:
drwxrwxrwx  8 purchasing  root   256 Jan 16 17:33 Purchasing
drwxrwxrwx  8 accounting  root   256 Jan 16 17:33 Accounting
I brought that fact up...what's the point?

Crickets.

And as you can tell, someone did 'chmod -R 777'

WHY

I said you never ever ever do that. Every looks at me like I'm crazy.

I theorized that it was done for one of two reasons, and blindly followed ever since:
1. Someone couldn't actually get permissions working and just beefed it
2. There was a fileshare that was needed by some other program/service and you couldn't get it working right

Anyway....boss said it wasn't an issue to worry about.

I then logged in as the design department sftp account, browsed every share without restrictions and then deleted a file.

So any of the guys over in the CAD department could browse every file on the server, or delete everything (accidentally, or not)

Dumbfucks.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


You have to find a way to stop caring about this stuff. Get into a new game, a book, TV series, whatever. Anything.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Thanks Ants posted:

You have to find a way to stop caring about this stuff. Get into a new game, a book, TV series, whatever. Anything.

I don't really care...I just have one very boring week of work left. It's just amazing how dense they are.

I had to fix another thing on our HR website with vacation scheduling....employees couldn't enter a partial request because the columns for the in/out times had the data type changed, without telling anyone of course, and trying to blame the developer who was out for the day.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Bob Morales posted:

On Friday I was helping 'troubleshoot' some Samba stuff.

I then logged in as the design department sftp account, browsed every share without restrictions and then deleted a file.
I particularly like how they give continuing access to all their systems to a guy who is currently working out his notice period.

Not offence to your personal integrity meant, but it's not exactly best practise, is it?

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Shut up Meg posted:

I particularly like how they give continuing access to all their systems to a guy who is currently working out his notice period.

Not offence to your personal integrity meant, but it's not exactly best practise, is it?

The list of people from the department who are gone but still have accounts is pretty long :shrug:

PBS
Sep 21, 2015

Shut up Meg posted:

I particularly like how they give continuing access to all their systems to a guy who is currently working out his notice period.

Not offence to your personal integrity meant, but it's not exactly best practise, is it?

I don't think it's that uncommon outside of specific high security industries.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Shut up Meg posted:

I particularly like how they give continuing access to all their systems to a guy who is currently working out his notice period.

Not offence to your personal integrity meant, but it's not exactly best practise, is it?

Yeah, that's fairly common-sense for positions with access to systems that the company relies on. It's usually a policy in place as an overabundance of caution. They have no way of knowing the state of mind of people giving notice, whether they are leaving for a greener pastures with no real animosity or a seething cauldron of rage. So they hedge their bets.

Where I've worked it's either been "spend your notice period doing knowledge transfer but we're yanking your access to sensitive systems" or "just go home and we'll just pay you for the notice period"

E: I should note my work for the last 20 years has almost exclusively been in the security arena and/or having direct access to customer security infrastructure. So YMMV.

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Jan 19, 2020

less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib

Proteus Jones posted:

Where I've worked it's either been "spend your notice period doing knowledge transfer but we're yanking your access to sensitive systems" or "just go home and we'll just pay you for the notice period"

Yep. Though Bob's company is guaranteed nowhere in that level of thinking.

I can't think of something happening, but they're worried about the chance you might do this. etc.

less than three fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Jan 19, 2020

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Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

Shut up Meg posted:

I particularly like how they give continuing access to all their systems to a guy who is currently working out his notice period.

Not offence to your personal integrity meant, but it's not exactly best practise, is it?

A colleague of mine gave notice that he was going to work for a competitor. After the meeting he wasn’t allowed to touch his laptop and was escorted directly out of the building with badge revoked. IT said if he had any personal data on it (pictures, mainly) they’d get in touch after burning it to a DVD.

We don’t screw around, apparently.

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