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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

thatbastardken posted:

a zoo-o-phile

You called?

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Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
Rain was so heavy yesterday just south of Sydney that everyone was pulling off the Hume Highway into the breakdown lane with hazard lights on. Got stuck there for 30 minutes with it just pissing down, even had some hail.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
The visibility in the mountains today has been rubbish due to a super heavy mist. I had to drive somewhere earlier and there where a few people with their hazards on. The local cops asked people not to because it was making things more dangerous particularly at roundabouts.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

i did not. please leave.

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

More rain please, just keep it coming. I don't think I need it where I am but just torrential for a week straight over the dam would be peachy.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Hyperlynx posted:

Hey, might be worth talking to a migration agent, or perhaps even a migration lawyer. There's people whose literal job is to figure out how you can legally stay in the country for the longest possible time (ie, ideally permanently).

I can stay permanently in theory right now, just can't ever vote or use Medicare or any other social safety nets despite paying the same taxes as everyone else. Also need a bigger downpayment on property and various other things that make me feel unwanted.

But I do need to renew my visa every 5 years so if the rules change I'm hosed and it sure doesn't look like Australia is going to get any more immigrant friendly any time soon.

I do plan to talk to a lawyer after I've settled a bit more. Haven't even been back a year. Aus had always felt like home though - used to have a Sydney accent etc.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Wishing you all a cloudy week of drizzle and hail :3

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Gosford reptile park has a shitload of alligators.

They have one very large saltwater croc

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
I don't know what's going on in Cobar, NSW, but their AQI monitor just escalated :stare:.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Don't panic too quickly if it's just one, I've noticed individual AQI monitors tend to be pretty prone to janky readings and getting stuck on high for no reason every now and then, you wanna have a few and filter out the outliers.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

peanut posted:

Wishing you all a cloudy week of drizzle and hail :3



its just a bit wet

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


In the classic way my grandparents downtalk stuff, I got a call from grandma saying that they ran out of water on their farm on Xmas day. For the first time in 40+ years. Might have been a handy thing to mention over the break to get free water from me in 1000 litre pods, but I guess old people gonna be proud.

The water stuff was a passing comment. The main point of the conversation was that grandpa had somehow hosed with the TV remote and grandma cannot get her (whispering tone and gradually increasing in volume) "loving.... TENNIS KEITH!!"

God I love that old bat.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jan 17, 2020

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I spoke to my parents earlier. Family on my dad's side on Kangaroo Island apparently lost one farm completely and the other lost ~1200 sheep.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


https://twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/1218029106199056384

https://twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/1218281613982744576

goatface posted:

I spoke to my parents earlier. Family on my dad's side on Kangaroo Island apparently lost one farm completely and the other lost ~1200 sheep.

That's rough, hope they're getting all the support they need.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


hearing reports that Scott morrison is a wanker, can anyone confirm

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Seems so

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Thats always been the case.
Theres a lady one a local Facebook page currently advocating for the removal of all gum trees so they can be replaced with European trees and agapanthus. Shes getting roundly roasted in the comments

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Fill the outback with those fire poppers from rimworld

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Alright Melbourne Goons, time to bunker down and ride out another forecasted weekend of.... blue skies and air in the green range?... :confused:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Alright Melbourne Goons, time to bunker down and ride out another forecasted weekend of.... blue skies and air in the green range?... :confused:

poo poo I'll take it.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Alright Melbourne Goons, time to bunker down and ride out another forecasted weekend of.... blue skies and air in the green range?... :confused:

Dan Andrews has done it again

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
This country went from burning down to flooding so fast lmao. I know this happens every year but not usually in the exact same areas for both

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Do we need a title change lol

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

This country went from burning down to flooding so fast lmao. I know this happens every year but not usually in the exact same areas for both

Looked at the weather forecast and it's gonna start pissing from tomorrow through Monday :allears:.



Helith posted:

Do we need a title change lol

Australian Bushfire Crisis: We were all hot and bothered, now we're wet and wild!

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




the 20 minute turnaround from fire to flood was speedy even by aus standards. Hope its dousing all affected.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Don't worry viewers, a cyclone will brew up soon so QLD can steal the limelight! (I shouldn't make a joke of it as I lost a house in a cyclone but oh well!)

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jan/17/hundreds-of-thousands-of-fish-dead-in-nsw-as-bushfire-ash-washed-into-river

Yeah the disaster just changed forms. :\

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Humphreys posted:

Don't worry viewers, a cyclone will brew up soon so QLD can steal the limelight! (I shouldn't make a joke of it as I lost a house in a cyclone but oh well!)

Making light of this stuff is the only way to stop it consuming you. Sorry about your house mate, that's awful.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

well why not posted:

the 20 minute turnaround from fire to flood was speedy even by aus standards. Hope its dousing all affected.

poo poo's still burning. :( French Island in western port Vic is also home to one of the last remaining populations of chlamydia-free koalas (which were used to repopulate areas in the mainland) but the residents got a "Evacuate now" warning over an out of control bushfire just an hour ago.

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/bushfire-burning-on-french-island-20200118-p53sme.html

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

Making light of this stuff is the only way to stop it consuming you. Sorry about your house mate, that's awful.

I was chilling helping friends and checking my security camera feed. Saw some heavy poo poo coming onto shore and a camera upside down for a few minutes, then nothing. It was a week before I knew if it was loss of power/net or loss of wall/house.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Humphreys posted:

It was a week before I knew if it was loss of power/net or loss of wall/house.

Turns out the answer was "Yes" :v:.


Sorry for the loss of your house though.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Yeah, French Island is getting hit hard.

https://twitter.com/julianprice_/status/1218394777822973954

This is the location in the above video: https://www.google.com.au/maps/@-38.3400517,145.3738281,480a,35y,148.69h,41.99t/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en

I think there are only one or two trucks on the island normally, so nearby brigades are getting their trucks ferried across.

https://twitter.com/tom_cowie/status/1218427235717115906

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Meanwhile up in the Gold Coast the Wet n' Wild water park has closed because the wetness & wildness have exceeded safety margins
https://www.facebook.com/wetnwildgoldcoast/photos/a.10150089913426081/10157879866101081/?type=3

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

2 wet 2 wild


Hope Vic gets a decent bit of rain Sunday/Monday

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Who wants some cowardice from The Guardian?
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-...-climate-change

quote:

While Australian prime minister, Scott Morrison, has talked down suggestions there are climate change deniers in his party, several Australian government MPs have continued to downplay the role of global heating on the bushfire crisis, and Morrison has attempted to pivot the debate from acting on climate change to resilience and adaptation.

I mean it's not like he's one of the deniers or anything

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

It gets worse, Hillsong said they prayed for rain, so the fuckers are going to say God did it for them. For international goons, Hillsong is a Pentecostal church and our PM belongs to one of its affiliate churches and the Minister for NDIS, the disability scheme, is also a Pentecostal who siphons money out of the scheme for the use of his best buddys in government and business.

ewe2 fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jan 19, 2020

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
If the koalas didn't want chlamydia they shouldn't have had sex out of wedlock.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ewe2 posted:

It gets worse, Hillsong said they prayed for rain, so the fuckers are going to say God did it for them.

Someone better ring those maniacs and tell them to stop, their thoughts & prayers are just TOO POWERFUL

https://twitter.com/rickykroesen/status/1218288901942476800

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Hey goons, thank you for keeping the thread alive. I obviously haven't been around providing updates this last week. This is mostly because I've been out of it with other stuff, was hoping to return to it this week but

a) Rains are the big news ATM

b) I am dealing with some non-fire related issues that are leaving me feeling a bit rough and not in the mood for much, let alone digging up news stories.

Again thanks to everyone who is keeping this issue in the goon-public eye.

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Snowglobe of Doom posted:

one of the last remaining populations of chlamydia-free koalas

You folks have interesting problems

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