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MA-Horus posted:LANCASTERS CURE JERRIES nah Air Wagner flies Cessna 414s
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Wonder what the PT is like in space force.
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Jan 18, 2020 05:17
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Thinking your going to defend against the aliens when really you're just helping ICE rape and murder refugees
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Jan 18, 2020 06:02
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Flying_Crab posted:I still don't understand what the point of making it a distinct branch is in the least. I think they could have literally renamed the air force to something like the aerospace force, and done everything under that umbrella but v0v. Decent thread ya got here btw.
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Jan 18, 2020 06:12
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shame on an IGA posted:nah Air Wagner flies Cessna 414s Lol
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Jan 18, 2020 06:22
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Eulogistics posted:Jungle/forest camo will be very effective in space Nobody currently in Space Force will ever go to space. The Navy still owns the title for most useless camo. Edit: I legit hope they adopt those "Billy Mitchell" dress uniforms the AF looked at a few years back.
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Jan 18, 2020 06:41
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this worker deserves a bronze statue three meters tall with her face set in that expression facing the capitol
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Jan 18, 2020 11:02
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Casimir Radon posted:I kind of doubt you'd directly recruit anyone into it, if you're not a dumbass anyway, which they are. I hope whoever comes next abolishes the whole thing and sweeps the components back where they belong. Or just makes it a functional combatant command like OH RIGHT.
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Jan 18, 2020 12:46
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Move the AF into the SF because renaming it is too hard. This will happen.
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Jan 18, 2020 13:18
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Call ‘em spacey’s. And it works, you know, ‘cause of all the goddamn rapes. By both Kevin Spacey and future spacey’s. Seriously what are we gonna call ‘em? Are their trainees going to be literal space cadets? Is the Space Academy gonna be a thing? Because that’s a real space cadet factory concept. Goddamn higher than astronaut pussy and can’t quit giggling at the space force.
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Jan 18, 2020 13:36
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Oh man, we’ll have all the idiot stories come out of there, and we’ll likely know the names of the first one to do all the classic stupid newbie mistakes. Anyone want to take a stab at: Model of car bought at too high interest for the first time in the service? Name of the first stripper that space-joe marries to get out of the barracks? With the stand-up of a new service, we’ll have fodder for the Idiots thread for years 
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Jan 18, 2020 13:43
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Icon Of Sin posted:Oh man, we’ll have all the idiot stories come out of there, and we’ll likely know the names of the first one to do all the classic stupid newbie mistakes. V6 Mustang Krystal
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Jan 18, 2020 14:07
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I’m going with Skye or Star for the stripper, and a corvette stingray for the car.
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Jan 18, 2020 14:44
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Call ‘em spacey’s. And it works, you know, ‘cause of all the goddamn rapes. By both Kevin Spacey and future spacey’s. I'd think it would make sense to not make it a direct entry branch but instead let people involved in career space poo poo transfer over while lower enlisted & officers (especially those in admin/support roles) could be detailed from the other services.
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Jan 18, 2020 15:24
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I met a guy once who told me his wife’s name was Crystal and my exact next question was if he was in the military.
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Commander: Spaceman First Class, we have you on hologram crashing your Rocket Camero into an interstellar way station. You then proceed to pop out of the cockpit buck naked and tackle the first Valarian you see; sexual assaulting its reproductive sac. We’ve had protests outside space station 14b for the last three days hindering operations because of your actions. Do you have anything to say for yourself? Spaceman First Class: Sir, see, what had happen was, Intergalactic Sergeant said anyone who licked a slug from the multiverse they’d get a 4 day. Things get a little hazy after that...
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Jan 18, 2020 15:32
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Icon Of Sin posted:Oh man, we’ll have all the idiot stories come out of there, and we’ll likely know the names of the first one to do all the classic stupid newbie mistakes. Mystique 2015 F-150 Raptor
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Jan 18, 2020 15:43
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Eulogistics posted:Jungle/forest camo will be very effective in space Because of all of the uniform shenanigans in the past 20 years Congress passed a law stating that if any branch adopted a new camouflage then all the other branches would have to adopt it too. The Army's OCP/Scorpion was grandfathered in from the uniform trials circa 2000, but it means that the Space Force can only use an existing camo instead of coming up with their own. So OCP ACUs are the most reasonable choice. Mind you, this doesn't cover dress uniforms, so expect them to go hog wild with that.
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 Welcome to the space force son. When do we get to go to space? When the Russians can launch us there.
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SimonCat posted:
Officer: Jürgen Prochnow in Dune Enlisted: Jürgen Prochnow in Das Boot
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Eulogistics posted:Jungle/forest camo will be very effective in space https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/1218382264049926144
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Icon Of Sin posted:I’m going with Skye or Star for the stripper, and a corvette stingray for the car. Changing this to Nova, for: Nova (exploding star) and Nova (Guardians of the Galaxy) Also, who wants to bet about how long it is before space dicks replace sky dicks as something we're laughing over? I'm sure there will "accidentally" be a geostat satellite constellation that's appropriately shaped  e: if you played with the inclinations juuuuuuust right, you could have a flip-flopping space-dong corkscrewing its way across the sky  e2: teabags as the mission patch. Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Jan 18, 2020 |
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Eulogistics posted:Jungle/forest camo will be very effective in space https://twitter.com/eamonhamilton/status/1218487038250340354?s=19
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Icon Of Sin posted:Oh man, we’ll have all the idiot stories come out of there, and we’ll likely know the names of the first one to do all the classic stupid newbie mistakes. Im going with the most expensive model of Tesla available at these time cuz musk put one in space for thats the car for space joe OR thats years hellcat or rebel or anything named raider. If someone puts out a loving pinto named the millenium falcon at 1000% interest im sure we would have space joes lined up around the block for it
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Jan 18, 2020 17:14
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Call ‘em spacey’s. And it works, you know, ‘cause of all the goddamn rapes. By both Kevin Spacey and future spacey’s. Lmfao
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Jan 18, 2020 18:16
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Proud Christian Mom posted:Thinking your going to defend against the aliens when really you're just helping ICE rape and murder refugees Thats what it means to defend against aliens
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Jan 18, 2020 18:59
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If they open up Space Force to recruitment, I'm imagining an ad where a SPACE CADET with a lightsaber fights a SPACE DRAGON in SPACE. smash cut to a dude staring at a computer in a poorly air conditioned shed at Vandenberg AFB
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Loden Taylor posted:If they open up Space Force to recruitment, I'm imagining an ad where a SPACE CADET with a lightsaber fights a SPACE DRAGON in SPACE. This is exactly how it's gonna work. Edit: V Something like that will probably happen. I don't know which bases will fall under Space, but Vandenberg, Peterson, and Patrick are probably safe bets. Godholio fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Jan 18, 2020 |
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Jan 18, 2020 19:37
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Will Vandenberg be renamed to “Vandenberg SFB”?
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Jan 18, 2020 19:37
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hobbesmaster posted:Will Vandenberg be renamed to “Vandenberg SFB”? the batter name would be Vandenberg Starport
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Jan 18, 2020 19:50
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Astroport for the range of jokes
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Jan 18, 2020 20:21
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Elect me as president and I promise that one of the first things I will do is to eliminate the US Space Force.
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Jan 18, 2020 20:23
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Trump may beat you to it seeing as hes trying to end the United states entirely
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Jan 18, 2020 20:24
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MSNBC host and noted homophobe Joy Ann Reid had a "body language expert" on to tell us that Bernie was lying. Also, she's an anti-vaxxer https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1218610448381227008?s=19
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Jan 18, 2020 20:24
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Tythas posted:the batter name would be Vandenberg Starport It doesn't even have a runway, much less a spacelaunch facility. Edit: I was thinking of Los Angeles, not Vandenberg. Leaving this here because 
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Tythas posted:the batter name would be Vandenberg Starport Godholio posted:It doesn't even have a runway, much less a spacelaunch facility.   Source: https://spaceflightnow.com/2019/06/12/photos-spacexs-falcon-9-rocket-on-the-pad-at-vandenberg/
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Godholio posted:It doesn't even have a runway, much less a spacelaunch facility. Yeah, but it could be named Vandenberg Starport
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Proud Christian Mom posted:MSNBC host and noted homophobe Joy Ann Reid had a "body language expert" on to tell us that Bernie was lying. Also, she's an anti-vaxxer already gone
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