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Other chelicerates (namely spiders and horseshoe crabs) have been promoted to honorary crabs, but those are all arachnids which sea spiders are not. In fact, it's kind of up in the air whether they're even chelicerates. I vote: not crab
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I also vote not crab Get yr own fuckin genus GOD
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Beet Wagon posted:we catch shitloads of these guys (snapping or "pistol" shrimp, not mantis) doing research seining and it's loving wild how loud they actually are: Well if you have any tips on this, let me know. My forays in the past mostly did not go great. Fiddler crabs did best.
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We had a Dungeness crab in our marine tank at work and she was an absolute terror. I loved her but I was relieved when she died. Little shore crabs or something would be much more manageable.
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Hello my name is uh... Gordon... Crab... ma- Gordon Crabman. I uh, work at the uh snipping factory. A snipping good day to you sir.
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This thread is beautiful and pure but I get SO MAD when people talk about things that aren't crabs!!! Who gives a gently caress!!! WHO GIVES A HOOT AT ALL
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Floodixor posted:This thread is beautiful and pure but I get SO MAD when people talk about things that aren't crabs!!! Who gives a gently caress!!! WHO GIVES A HOOT AT ALL I'm sorry for posting a not crab on the last page, but I have since mended my ways 
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Floodixor posted:This thread is beautiful and pure but I get SO MAD when people talk about things that aren't crabs!!! Who gives a gently caress!!! WHO GIVES A HOOT AT ALL I am ok with crab-adjacent posting you can’t blame them for wanting to be cranmb
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if it snaps, it crabs  
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a handsome crab
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Captain Hygiene posted:I'm sorry for posting a not crab on the last page, but I have since mended my ways Its OK pal there is a learning curve for sure, I came into this thread originally just because I wanted to type "creb" and asked if it was OK (it is)
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naem posted:I am ok with crab-adjacent posting you can’t blame them for wanting to be cranmb I understand that it is good to have goals but before long just any creature who wants to be a Crab will be discussed here (and all of God's creatures want to be a Crab except dogs which are already perfect and even then there are HEAPS of dogs dressed as crabs online, for instance I am one)
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:Well if you have any tips on this, let me know. My forays in the past mostly did not go great. Fiddler crabs did best. Tbh I've never done it before. We don't keep live inverts at work so it'd be a wholly new experience for me. If I do it I'll catalogue all of the many ways I gently caress up so you can learn from my mistakes though.
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Beet Wagon posted:Tbh I've never done it before. We don't keep live inverts at work so it'd be a wholly new experience for me. I’d throw mine in but it was so long ago it’s just a blurry disaster. I did enjoy the few that made it though, watermelon fiddlers are cool as heck. Floodixor posted:This thread is beautiful and pure but I get SO MAD when people talk about things that aren't crabs!!! Who gives a gently caress!!! WHO GIVES A HOOT AT ALL Owls?
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Mak0rz posted:spiders...have been promoted to honorary crabs, Crabs have pincery claws and do not inject venom. Spiders: not crabs Crabs:crabs Scorpions:not crabs Pseudoscorpions:crabs It is dead simple.
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Scarodactyl posted:They emphatically have not. What if you were a spider.....that lived in the sea, like a crab
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Scarodactyl posted:They emphatically have not. my dude read the thread please
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If all else fails, use the Good Burger rule: I'm a crab. She's a crab. He's a crab. We're all crabs, yeah
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https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/1218176458927083520 https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/1218180782704992256 Tunicate fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Jan 18, 2020 |
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Xaintrailles posted:
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Don’t hold us in suspense, who made it?
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Don't hold us in suspense, who does it destroy?
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Slaan posted:Don't hold us in suspense, who does it destroy? Hopefully all life as we know it so crabs can take their rightful spot atop the world.
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When's the last time any one of ya'll saw a creb in real life I saw one at an aquarium but that was a tragic amount of time ago, I feel my creb reserves getting low, gotta see a Crab in the wild STAT as I fail to see how it would not help me Hopefully u were with a loved one when you saw creb and have fond memories of that time together
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Actually when I thjnk about it every time I see a Crab I am in that moment with a loved one~
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I saw a creb while kayaking in a mangrove area a month ago. Tiny little scurry bois
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I love crabs!!!! I think they're great
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Jan 18, 2020 23:40
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I saw a bunch of crabs in December when I went on a cruise.
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Speleothing posted:I saw a bunch of crabs in December when I went on a cruise. Hopefully not just on the buffet or pool deck 
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Floodixor posted:When's the last time any one of ya'll saw a creb in real life We have a marine tank at work with some little crabs. Also a terrarium of three hermit crabs. So basically I see crabs daily
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I saw a mudcrab the other day.
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 I don't think anything closer than crawdads lives near here. (Which could potentially be crabs, by the rules mentioned earlier)
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Floodixor posted:When's the last time any one of ya'll saw a creb in real life I keep their shells in my garden. Last season I only caught like 50 because it was for only one month. But at any time I can go down to the dock and fish one up to greet and set on its way.
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