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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


dabol tra,op

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound


:hmmyes:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware/status/1218646597099249665

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Nichael posted:

bad senator



thank you senator coo s, i feel heard and respected

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


good senator

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

smarxist posted:

reminder that POTUS hid a bunch of song lyrics in his tweets/retweets over like a day and a half and we still dont' know why

https://twitter.com/luca_vhc/status/1218391158851866624

lol

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Nichael posted:

good senator


Hell yeah

Jess gonna win

Bernie gonna win

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Nichael posted:

good senator


nichael please, horny is prohibited and you do this to me?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mustached Demon posted:

Hell yeah

Jess gonna win

Bernie gonna win

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Asproigerosis posted:

nichael please, horny is prohibited and you do this to me?

:hmmyes:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



bernei

pyrotek
May 21, 2004



smarxist posted:

reminder that POTUS hid a bunch of song lyrics in his tweets/retweets over like a day and a half and we still dont' know why

https://twitter.com/luca_vhc/status/1218391158851866624

So this was posted, backwards, over the course of ~18 hours?!?

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

BORNO TATERS!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

How do you not believe in sharks?

They’re not angels or unicorns, I’ve seen sharks, they’re real.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




just another day at the laser-snake factory

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





smarxist posted:

reminder that POTUS hid a bunch of song lyrics in his tweets/retweets over like a day and a half and we still dont' know why

https://twitter.com/luca_vhc/status/1218391158851866624

its good posting

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

The Nastier Nate posted:

How do you not believe in sharks?

They’re not angels or unicorns, I’ve seen sharks, they’re real.

I've got bad news about Delaware for you guys


Also sharks are awesome :colbert:

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral


lesser-spotted small trump

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/scienceshitpost/status/1218694835030245377?s=21

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/Duck_page/status/1218262348718313478?s=20

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Science Mike pence approves of

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Asproigerosis posted:

nichael please, horny is prohibited and you do this to me?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I remind C-SPAM that when I was IK, you could be horny if you paid the horny toll (donate or volunteer).

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





do u think Barron has seen Joker

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Asproigerosis posted:

nichael please, horny is prohibited and you do this to me?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

god i wish trump would stop puttiong his tweets to songs

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


:siren: if you donate and volunteer for Jess, she's more likely to win, then get gross Garrison drawings of her :siren:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Nichael posted:

I remind C-SPAM that when I was IK, you could be horny if you paid the horny toll (donate or volunteer).

pay for horny play is unconstitutional.

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
ill donate for any candidate who posts in this thread

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Doorknob Slobber posted:

ill horny for any candidate who posts in this thread

wuggles
Jul 12, 2017


I’m new here and this video is completely incomprehensible to me

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/scienceshitpost/status/1217612632452034560

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

wuggles posted:

I’m new here and this video is completely incomprehensible to me

imagine what we could do by replacing a solid republican senator with a c spam senator.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


wuggles posted:

I’m new here and this video is completely incomprehensible to me



Joey Steel posted:

I will happily donate, under the condition that somebody explains first the CSPAM jokes Jess addressed that are in threads that I'm guessing are buried several hundred pages deep in a thread I may or may not have skimmed.

I actually wrote a glossary of C-SPAM jokes for her when she recorded that:

quote:

Glossary:
1. C-SPAM is a political subforum of Something Awful, which itself is a comedy forum started in 1999. C-SPAM has a leftist ideology aligned with our own, and a strong dislike of the “centrist” status quo.

2. President Trump has a tendency to say “Working hard, thank you!” on Twitter. This has become a joke phrase that expresses casual vanity, narcissism, and dismissiveness.

3. “Remember sailor!” was the nonsensical ending of an April 27th, 2018 Trump tweet. It inspired the title of a track by DC synth artist, 2DCAT, who has expressed an interest in fundraising for the campaign.

4. Helgefølelse (pronounced: helg-geh-fol-suh) translates literally from Norwegian to “weekend sense”. It essentially means how much of a weekend state of mind you are in. It comes from a Norwegian comedy website that tracks how close to the weekend we are with helgefølelse levels. You have been deemed by C-SPAM to be the “unreasonable helgefølelse“ candidate, in contrast with Coons’ moderate “reasonable helgefølelse“ platform, that caps helgefølelse at 50%.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Doorknob Slobber posted:

ill donate for any candidate who posts in this thread
she's busying knocking doors and raising funds for the campaign. i'm the resident poster of team jess.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
everybody's posting for the weekend

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


also, donating isn't about jess. it's about supporting future leaders in our state and country by giving them a living wage:

https://twitter.com/PerennialFuckUp/status/1218037870319095808?s=20

if you want to support dan, donate $69.69 to jess

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/jess-cspam

wuggles
Jul 12, 2017

Nichael posted:

I actually wrote a glossary of C-SPAM jokes for her when she recorded that:

this is way better of a response than I expected or deserved. thank you

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


wuggles posted:

this is way better of a response than I expected or deserved. thank you

consider donating or volunteering. we're not just a super online campaign like josh collins. we're actually doing the work. this month alone we've knocked about 2500 doors.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




if you dont get any jokes, :justpost: aggressively until youve been part of the formation of new ones

it has worked over and over again, continuously, since i first noticed cspam

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