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In latest "the 🥑 millennials 🥑 are ruining everything traditional  " news, the full english is apparently under attack.e: People born in 1993 reject the black pudding and smash avocados on everything, which is why they can't afford houses.
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Jan 19, 2020 14:24
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The article says that he refuses to date women under 35 and I'd say its because nobody under the age of 35 watches home counties detective shows unless they're visiting the grandparents and he looks like Worzil Gummidge got kicked through a hipster barber shop. Powerful divorced dad energy coming off this tory prick.
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Jan 19, 2020 14:29
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I enjoy the one where the person who is not in a field of employment that one would typically associate with being a detective solves entirely predictable crimes presented as mysteries against some kind of bureaucracy from their superiors and occasionally with the assistance of the local constabulary. I'm also partial to the one where the small county village has a per capita murder rate higher than El Salvador.
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Jan 19, 2020 14:33
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Guavanaut posted:I enjoy the one where the person who is not in a field of employment that one would typically associate with being a detective solves entirely predictable crimes presented as mysteries against some kind of bureaucracy from their superiors and occasionally with the assistance of the local constabulary. “It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside.” - Sherlock Holmes. (yeah, I know, Arthur Conan Doyle actually).
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Jan 19, 2020 14:54
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Of course, that's where Tories live.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:05
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Guavanaut posted:e: People born in 1993 reject the black pudding and smash avocados on everything, which is why they can't afford houses. This deeply disturbs me: the black pudding is the best part. That said my staple breakfast is oats and coffee so maybe the celtic side coming out.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:08
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Guavanaut posted:In latest "the 🥑 millennials 🥑 are ruining everything traditional Millennial articles are the new 'X prevents cancer' articles. In the 2000s every few weeks you would see 'X PREVENTS CANCER HOLY gently caress' articles in all the tabloids. Still do occasionally now. From beer to chocolate, it all helped stop cancer. Turns out the 'research' is always funded by the makers of said product. I remember Cadbury were caught doing this. From your article, the research group is called Ginger Research. Who is a client on their website: https://www.gingercomms.com/comrades-2/ HEINZ.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:11
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Is haggis really a common part of a Scottish breakfast? I thought it was, like, Lorne sausage and stuff.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:25
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Guavanaut posted:In latest "the 🥑 millennials 🥑 are ruining everything traditional Who else read "under attack" in Ewan Macgregor's voice from Angels & Demons?
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Jan 19, 2020 15:26
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happyhippy posted:HEINZ. And what kicked off the MILLENNIALS RUINING thing? There seemed to be a lull in outright generational warfare between the 'Gen X/rave generation' paranoia and this, the 'Chavs/hoodies' fear of the 00s was more explicitly class based.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:26
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The oldest millennials are turning 40 this year. I have to imagine that these articles are going to look fantastically out of touch rather quickly
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Jan 19, 2020 15:26
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Debbie Does Dagon posted:The oldest millennials are turning 40 this year. I have to imagine that these articles are going to look fantastically out of touch rather quickly Millenials will forever be the generation after the current one making up most of the media, just like boomers will forever be the generation before the one making up most of the internet. I (born 1975) have been called a millennial more than once by people on Facebook, and more than one of those have actually described themselves as boomers (and talked lovingly about National Service) despite being born in the late 60s at the very earliest.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:35
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https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1218862726933549056?s=20
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Jan 19, 2020 15:36
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Millenials will forever be the generation after the current one making up most of the media, just like boomers will forever be the generation before the one making up most of the internet. I (born 1975) have been called a millennial more than once by people on Facebook, and more than one of those have actually described themselves as boomers (and talked lovingly about National Service) despite being born in the late 60s at the very earliest. When I specifically ask people what age they think of when they hear the word 'millenial' they almost always say 18-25. They have fixed the year 2000 in their heads as the approx birth year of Millenials.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:39
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The service for rich old white men who want to gently caress young people has distanced itself from Sugar Daddy dot net.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:39
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Guavanaut posted:Who funded all the X CAUSES CANCER articles? PR firms for corps at the time. Just like this Ginger PR firm. It was easy tabloid fodder, it easily filled up a column and would make people read them out of fear. It was an ad pretending to be news. I remember reading how they were caught out, can't remember where.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:44
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https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/1218867687071285251?s=19 At least he's a loyal nonce.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:45
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okay but what secret message is that brooch sending?
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Jan 19, 2020 16:01
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/1218867687071285251?s=19
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Jan 19, 2020 16:07
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Azza Bamboo posted:okay but what secret message is that brooch sending? "My son loves to gently caress children, and I don't care"
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Jan 19, 2020 16:09
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Azza Bamboo posted:okay but what secret message is that brooch sending?
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Jan 19, 2020 16:11
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the paedophocracy is a term used by people who study deep state politics to describe one form of coercion and control exerted by powerful elites over their peers and society. by engaging in child abuse and protecting each other through the use of murder, threats, intimidation and media smear campaigns when these crimes are exposed, the ritualistic abuse and torture of children serves to cement the bonds of elite capitalist society and reinforce class solidarity. examples: the westminster dossier jimmy saville the latvian care system scandal the franklin ring marc dutroux
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Jan 19, 2020 16:12
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Azza Bamboo posted:okay but what secret message is that brooch sending? "Send Children. The souls for me, the bodies for Andrew"
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Jan 19, 2020 16:13
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raping kids is standard royal behaviour unlike marrying a woman of colour anyway lmao https://twitter.com/TwisterFilm/status/1218634932551065601?s=20
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Jan 19, 2020 16:16
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From the replies:  So that's what Mike has been up to since the election.
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Jan 19, 2020 16:17
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the nice old lady who doesn't get involved in affairs of state is sending a very clear message that rape victims don't matter, child trafficking and abuse doesn't matter, and her and her class are untouchable. wonderful country.
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Jan 19, 2020 16:18
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Debbie Does Dagon posted:The oldest millennials are turning 40 this year. I have to imagine that these articles are going to look fantastically out of touch rather quickly They are already staggeringly out of touch given that they're almost always rich twunts complaining about people going without luxuries in an economy where they can barely afford rent.
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Jan 19, 2020 16:42
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https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1218883629255925760
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Jan 19, 2020 16:53
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/1218867687071285251?s=19 Here's a nice bit of Royal-to-commoner interpretation from that article: quote:Line-by-line: What the Queen said and what she meant in her statement Braggart fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Jan 19, 2020 |
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Jan 19, 2020 17:05
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Jan 19, 2020 17:27
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Andrew deffo maintains the traditions of the Royal Family better than Harry does.
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Jan 19, 2020 17:30
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Braggart posted:Here's a nice bit of Royal-to-commoner interpretation from that article: This is like watching an episode of Sherlock except even worse and written by people from a different dimension.
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Jan 19, 2020 18:13
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The Deleter posted:This is like watching an episode of Sherlock except even worse and written by people from a different dimension. So an episode from the last season then.
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Jan 19, 2020 18:17
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It's wild that maybe 5 years ago I'd have thought the idea of the world being run by an international noncing club as being on the same level as lizardmen running the world and yet here we are lol. Alex jones was basically right, he just got the fine details wrong.
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Jan 19, 2020 19:22
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OwlFancier posted:It's wild that maybe 5 years ago I'd have thought the idea of the world being run by an international noncing club as being on the same level as lizardmen running the world and yet here we are lol. yanks were so terrified of a theocratic nonce state taking over that they created the cia to do it slightly more effectively
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Jan 19, 2020 19:49
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The nonce basement was a Pizza Express in Woking.
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Jan 19, 2020 19:57
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Dear lord, look at the dates on these: https://twitter.com/ego_ok4/status/1218685987452325888?s=21
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Jan 19, 2020 20:26
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Darth Walrus posted:Dear lord, look at the dates on these: I mean thats par for the course for Morgan he's been like this ever since he used to write the Bizarre celeb-spotting column in the Sun. He's always done the "someone begrudgingly let me take a picture shaking hands I'm going to refer to them as if they're my best mate" thing
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Jan 19, 2020 20:52
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The guy who founded Richer Sounds then gave it to the staff is now funding a campaign against zero hour contacts, using the courts if possible. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jan/19/richer-sounds-founder-bankrolls-push-to-end-zero-hours-contracts
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Jan 19, 2020 21:14
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Isomermaid posted:I mean thats par for the course for Morgan he's been like this ever since he used to write the Bizarre celeb-spotting column in the Sun. He's always done the "someone begrudgingly let me take a picture shaking hands I'm going to refer to them as if they're my best mate" thing Natalie Rowe (who is generally pretty accurate on such things) reckons he asked her out when he was still doing the chat show in the US and she was a relatively unknown actress, she refused, and he's been basically stalking her ever since.
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Jan 19, 2020 21:37
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