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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


The title of that novel sounds like one of those $1 kindle romances with a extremely ripped guy on the cover.

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PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Samuringa posted:

The title of that novel sounds like one of those $1 kindle romances with a extremely ripped guy on the cover.

Pounded in the Butt by a Convicted War Criminal's Energy Healing Crystals

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Staryberry posted:

Or... you know... he might be wearing hover shoes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODdyUsmyuR4

Nah, pretty sure it's the frequency thing. It's the simplest explanation. Just like how it was with Gumby.

Want me to post the helicopter gif again?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


No!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

PubicMice posted:

Pounded in the Butt by a Convicted War Criminal's Energy Healing Crystals

I would much rather read that one. :3:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Isn’t a war criminal practicing “energy healing” just Abu Ghraib?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BinAnimals/status/1217907203820195842

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

I thought dragons hosed cars, not cameras.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Staryberry posted:

Or... you know... he might be wearing hover shoes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODdyUsmyuR4

It's loving stupid that people are allowed to call things "hoverboards" and "hovershoes" when they don't hover and actually just roll on wheels.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

BattleMaster posted:

It's loving stupid that people are allowed to call things "hoverboards" and "hovershoes" when they don't hover and actually just roll on wheels.
kelly.png Hover bored

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Meet Hulk, the puppy who was born bright green

(and has since turned yellow)

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

it's poop

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Turns out it had somehow gotten its hands paws on a whole bunch of licorice in there.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

PubicMice posted:

I thought dragons hosed cars, not cameras.

Any port in a storm.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Wrong thread

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

PubicMice posted:

I thought dragons hosed cars, not cameras.

Nobody can pass up some easy BBC

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!






Good thing they circled him in red, I may not have figured out he was the bad guy.


https://www.the-sun.com/news/268806/monstrous-40-stone-isis-jihadi-dubbed-jabba-the-hutt-is-arrested-sparking-stream-of-internet-memes/

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Weird News Headlines: Putting the Fat in Fatwa

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Hygiene posted:

Weird News Headlines: Putting the Fat in Fatwa

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene posted:

Weird News Headlines: Putting the Fat in Fatwa

:perfect:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


He should have used his weight to terrify the people, by building a catapult to launch him onto tactical targets.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





So there really is a Mr Daesh?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!


May put this in the cursed thread too...

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2...lling-from-god/

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

They are really holding back by calling him "portly"

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Sir Lemming posted:

They are really holding back by calling him "portly"

Big enough to park boats in.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Sir Lemming posted:

They are really holding back by calling him "portly"


Inceltown posted:

Any portly in a storm.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The jumbo jihadi

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Osalami Big Larden!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Captain Hygiene posted:

Cats can have little a of your corpse, as a treat

Feral cats break into human body farm to eat decomposing human corpses
:hmmyes:

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1218510191072874498?s=19

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Facebook is becoming self aware! And woke!
Rise up comrade, cast off the shackles of the corporation and join us in creating a new and better world! :anarchists:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
This is some crazy loving Hollywood poo poo...
:stare:



https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/jan/19/new-light-god-cult-kills-7-el-terron-panama/

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!



https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hoverboarding-dentist-found-guilty-unlawful-dental-acts-n1118431

That’s a good forums name.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

There are at least two good usernames in the headline, alone.

Edit: I’d say, “Mods, change my name to Unlawful Dental Acts,” but the mods and admins are erratic, and I’m afraid they’d do it.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I would take "Hoverboarding Dentist" or "Unlawful Dental Acts" as a username in a heartbeat.

Mods!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Unlawful Dentistry Acts sounds like a Weird Al parody of Pantera

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Starfleet Dental has a new mascot, I see.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.livescience.com/1234-ancient-reptile-heads.html

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Makes me wonder if such a skeleton could have inspired the myth of the Hydra.

Vvvvv: yeah it's probably more likely by an order of magnitude.

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 13:17 on Jan 20, 2020

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

By popular demand posted:

Makes me wonder if such a skeleton could have inspired the myth of the Hydra.

Possibly, but I bet the Hydra myth came from somebody finding a snake with two heads

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