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Jose Oquendo posted:The entirety of Mitchell. "... and she's an acrobat, Ted!"
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Davros1 posted:"... and she's an acrobat, Ted!" That was actually the one to pop in my head. And then the Johnny Mathis bits. But overall 90% of the riffs are savage jokes about Joe Don Baker and they're all solid gold.
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There's scene in Angel's Revenge with a totally gratuitous rear end shot of a woman climbing a ladder and Trace goes "Hey! Come on you're giving away the plot!" Gets me every time.
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Another Bill posted:There's scene in Angel's Revenge with a totally gratuitous rear end shot of a woman climbing a ladder and Trace goes "Hey! Come on you're giving away the plot!" "Those are big dogs!"
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come on and buy some crap from us, you know that you want to, and the white race will salute you, as you prance and gad about, ba ba ba ba
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There's a scene in some operations room with half a dozen clocks on the wall and Crow says, "What times are it?" I laugh every time I think about it.
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Dawgstar posted:Do y'all have a riff that cracks you up no matter how many times you hear it? ♫ "And he fliiiiiiies.... with his stupid contraptiooooooon....." ♪
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Dawgstar posted:Do y'all have a riff that cracks you up no matter how many times you hear it? For me (and there'll probably be others I remember), it's when the homewrecker in The Skydivers shows up and Crow says "Ah, the Femme Fatale" phonetically. (Possibly because when I was a kid I also said it that way because who says those words out loud.) "...um, did you guys just see that?"
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I know it’s a silly one, but the “BAWK. BAWK. BAWK. CLUCK CLUCK. CLUCK.” from Pod People always gets me.
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Dawgstar posted:Do y'all have a riff that cracks you up no matter how many times you hear it? For me (and there'll probably be others I remember), it's when the homewrecker in The Skydivers shows up and Crow says "Ah, the Femme Fatale" phonetically. (Possibly because when I was a kid I also said it that way because who says those words out loud.) I'm sure there's some MST3k ones out there, but the one that immediately comes to mind is from the Rifftrax of Battlefield Earth. It's from when a caveman is on a flight simulator learning to fly a jet and says it's just like breaking a horse, and Mike says "Yes just like breaking a horse, all the same dials and levers." The delivery of that just kills me every time. I haven't seen any of the cast at a convention or anything, or really even been to a con, but if I ever get something signed by Mike that's what I'll have him put on it for sure.
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"I accuse my parents." "WE HAVE A TITLE!"
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Jan 19, 2020 22:42
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From Eegah: "Hum dum de dum - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
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Mst3k:tm Servo's stupendously sarcastic "Nooo!" when the scientists are discussing how the Metallunans are not like other people
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The Orville Popcorn sketch, particularly the part where Crow triumphantly declares "I have the keys to the kingdom, I'm the god I'M THE GOD"
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"Now you're Mr Filing Cabinet" from Reptilicus is a good one, sold me on the changes the revival made to Gypsy
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"Too many sevens in that date; I'm going out for a smoke."
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Mine’s also from The Movie; it’s the NORMAL VIEW “song.” Honorary mention goes to the entirety of the experiment Cal does at the start of the film, which only doesn’t qualify due to being an entire scene rather than a single riff.  (Although Crow’s delivery of “The Secret Government Eggo Project” always kills me.) EDIT: No, forum poster from the future reading this, I don’t care that I ended up going back over a month after I made this dumb post to correct my misspelling of “riff.” I take my grammar very seriously. 
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I love a lot of deliveries in the Starfighters, but immediately coming to mind is Yeah, "the wife" is going to be awfully glad to see "the me". 
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"Knew 'em? He was delicious!" in Final Sacrifice always gets me.
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Hey, shes dead! from Space Mutiny.
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Dawgstar posted:Do y'all have a riff that cracks you up no matter how many times you hear it? For me (and there'll probably be others I remember), it's when the homewrecker in The Skydivers shows up and Crow says "Ah, the Femme Fatale" phonetically. (Possibly because when I was a kid I also said it that way because who says those words out loud.) "Nobody at the airport loves me!"
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Dawgstar posted:Do y'all have a riff that cracks you up no matter how many times you hear it? Off the top of my head, from Attack of the Giant Leeches - Cal(?): "Go ahead; laugh if you wanna." Joel: [completely uninterested] "Ha." Any time a character opens a door and the crew makes a monster growl noise. (See Attack of the Giant Gila Monster) Trace's "potatoes" bit in Pod People (and Kevin's soft/sarcastic callback a moment later) From "Are You Ready for Marriage?" Larry: "All right -" Mike: "You wanna play rough?" Honorary [Rifftrax] mentions: Mike's "You stupid, stupid children!" in "Drugs are like That" The sanity loss in the "Balloonland" parade, esp. the ending guessing game EDIT: Added one I forgot Naked Man Punch fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jan 20, 2020 |
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Hogama posted:I love a lot of deliveries in the Starfighters, but immediately coming to mind is My favorite riff from that is when the new guys are being introduced the instructor says "Where are you men from?" and Mike angrily says "RUSSIA?"
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Man huge slam on anteaters out of nowhere! and I was the last one out of Saigon you know.
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My other contribution is "The answer my friend is blow it out your rear end." ("Oh, he's a made-for-TV hippie!" is a close second.)
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I didn't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple. Also This is how much pure cocaine you’d need to enjoy this movie.
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To Wendy’s.
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From Teenage Strangler I always laugh at 'Doing the Butt' scene, and the *girl laughs at murder scene* "Thats not funny!". "The male Curly can run for hours on little water." from Red Zone Cuba. "Look Polish!" bit from Horror at Party Beach.
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Hope you like really tough burnt meat and lovely scotch!
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~one less cake to bake him, twelve less eggs to fry~
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"Sorry, let me get my nun and teen idol out of here." "So on the bright side, her life sentence wasn't that long."
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She's presenting like a mandrill! I'm DISCIPLINING my PUPPET Screw you, outside
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Sanzuo posted:"Nobody at the airport loves me!" My skull!!
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From Rifftrax, Mike's disgusted "You're. [BLEEP]-ing. Kidding. Me." at William Shatner's character explaining how he got the name "Rack" in "Kingdom of the Spiders". FYI, it was related to his older brother playing pool. also "Puma-Man, he flies like a moron."
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"MARINES, we are LEAVING" in 'Are You Ready For Marriage?'
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“CAPSULE!”
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"We had to snap him in half like a frozen dog"
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*peers over edge* "Not today..."
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Jose Oquendo posted:The entirety of Mitchell.
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