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I’ll never tire of Johnny Longbone’s stew recipe. “She’s zestfully dead!” From Pod People “They got into port, everyone was OK; they went out to lunch and felt better” from Gorgo Servo’s song about getting shot on site in the restricted area from Blood Beast “You look like a man who enjoys his trinkets” “Adult trinkets!” So many good ones
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Jan 20, 2020 03:32
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Dawgstar posted:Do y'all have a riff that cracks you up no matter how many times you hear it? The first one here. Every goddamn time for 20 years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TFiB3e3_J4 There was no riff for this one. It didn't need one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UgNndE2Pfo The surprise party from Cheating. The entirety of Alphabet Antics, really. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJBvd_yTLPw
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Jan 20, 2020 03:54
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HopperUK posted:There's a scene in some operations room with half a dozen clocks on the wall and Crow says, "What times are it?" "The clock's running backwards!" "That means lunch won't be 'til yesterday!"
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Jan 20, 2020 04:14
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Bob Johnson. Also, Krankor: "Release the caustic vapors!" Mike: "Look who's talkin'."
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Jan 20, 2020 04:58
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The day the Earth froze also jumps out at me "Ladies and gentlemen, the Swedish Moses of Soul" "Uh, the sun was bigger." "Yes, we recall it was quite large." It's Patton!
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Jan 20, 2020 05:04
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:Krankor: "Release the caustic vapors!" Earth needs new brake pads.
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Jan 20, 2020 05:08
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The crunching noises as the guy steps around the interrositor parts in This Island Earth
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Jan 20, 2020 05:12
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Jan 20, 2020 05:29
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Pretty much all of The Cave Dwellers Robot Holocaust: "It's the Huge Nuge, locked, cocked, and ready to rock!" The bots singing over the bad-80's-song end credits of Space Mutiny always gets me. (All the names for David Ryder are wonderful, but they usually work best for me as a supercut.)
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Jan 20, 2020 05:49
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I have a question - On the Horrors of Spider Island DVD release - the bit where Mike is trapped in a web is in black and white. Is that a mastering error on Shouts part, or is that how it originally was?
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Jan 20, 2020 05:56
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Just got out of the show. (Circus Of Horrors) Holy poo poo that was good.
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happyhippy posted:From Teenage Strangler I always laugh at 'Doing the Butt' scene, and the *girl laughs at murder scene* "Thats not funny!". See also: "I love it when you act like Der Fuhrer, honey! Let's commit the marriage act!"
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Jan 20, 2020 13:43
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Two from Werewolf: Archaeologist: Don’t let anyone of the Indians see this. Mike: Like Rajipur or Amir. And later on: Okay, stop! Everybody go up a shirt size!
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Jan 20, 2020 14:36
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There. My problem went away.
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Jan 20, 2020 16:03
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*Native American man crying in pain* "There's just so much litter on the highway!"
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Dr. Gargunza posted:The bots singing over the bad-80's-song end credits of Space Mutiny always gets me. (All the names for David Ryder are wonderful, but they usually work best for me as a supercut.) Also the bots taking out their rage over the 80s on Mike at the end of Soultaker. "You and your precious 80s!" "It would have kept being the 70s if not for you!"
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TL posted:Two from Werewolf:
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Jan 20, 2020 18:53
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San Francisco International: Davey: "You're going to get a divorce, aren't you." Mike: "Yes, and I don't want custody." Delivery kills me every time.
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also from SFO: 70s villain: "no way girl, no way" mike: "just curds"
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Fighting Trousers posted:Also the bots taking out their rage over the 80s on Mike at the end of Soultaker. "You and your precious 80s!" "It would have kept being the 70s if not for you!" I think we can all agree that any situation that prompts Servo to sing is Comedy Gold.
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Any time they go hard on a running gag throughout a movie. "I Accuse My Parents" is the best one with the gags about the essay contest, his birthday, his drunk folks, and even quacking every time they see the duck picture in the hallway. Also, the entire first segment of "Girl in Gold Boots" to where Buzz attacks the bikers. "We're terrible bikers. Let's go back to law school."
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Jan 20, 2020 22:44
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Let's not forget Jimmy might be kind of stupid.
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Jan 20, 2020 22:54
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I always enjoy running slogans in "Radar Secret Service." "Round things. Get your round things here." That and "Can RADAR save our dying marriage?!??!"
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I'm gonna build a blimp to fight the Nazis! How about a little sugar for Happy Chef?
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"But he bought the car."
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"Nor-mal VIEW!" "NOR-MAL VIEW!" "NOR-MAL VIIIIIIIEEEW!"
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"I can't get this thing back in my pants, Earl." "HITLER'S DEATH CAR!" DMorbid fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Jan 21, 2020 |
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Jan 21, 2020 08:45
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Just pretend I pasted the entire transcript from Riding With Death here.
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Jan 21, 2020 09:47
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Are ya ready for some foot-BALL?!  He wasn't ready for some foot-BALL! 
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Laterite posted:Just pretend I pasted the entire transcript from Riding With Death here. Lucky guy. He's about to find out I'm Ben Murphy.
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"Toro! Toro! Heh, just kidding."
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"This can't BE! You're DEAD!" "No I'm NOT!"
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Jan 21, 2020 13:38
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Mister Kingdom posted:"Toro! Toro! Heh, just kidding."
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Jan 21, 2020 13:45
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"And you must have a wire rack."
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"Can you help identify this bucket of your brother?"
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"Honey, my face is as big as ever and someone shot my sizzler off."
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From Pumaman: *whispers* "Tony's alive." "Don't eat saliva?!" The end of Future War where they show a newspaper article about the main guy becoming a youth counselor and Mike loses his poo poo because the picture they use is the guy in mid-scream from a fight scene. And then there's the climax of Mac and Me where Jonah's talking up the peaceful, cliché direction he expects things to go. Then suddenly there's a huge explosion and the wheelchair kid dies and Jonah starts screaming, "NO! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!"
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Gavok posted:From Pumaman: Imagine his reaction if it was the version where he got shot instead
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