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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I am still very much in the "Dr. Manhattan and Ozymandias should never have been part of this story about Hooded Justice's granddaughter" camp, even though I enjoyed most of their scenes.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Punkin Spunkin posted:

Silly fuckin reply...that's why im talking about the non-original music :rolleyes: like "I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire", "Anyone Who Knows What Love Is (Will Understand)", etc

So much of the music (DISCLAIMER I AM TALKING ABOUT THE MUSIC THAT WAS NOT ORIGINAL) felt on the nose/overused/etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgUwd2Gkb-E




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl3izXcp86w

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Yes the show had bad ratings:



Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchmen_(TV_series)

There is no way in hell that HBO would cancel a second season if they had good viewership. It was just a bad show in my opinion and if you enjoyed it that is totally fine. But you should be aware of different opinions on this show. The low ratings just have me convinced that most people (and I mean people who are not terminally online) just either didn't care too much or were unaware what the show was about. From a marketing standpoint, they shot themselves in the foot by not calling it something else or giving it a subtitle or something. All you end up doing is mostly marketing to two different groups of people: Watchmen fans and Prestige TV show fans. The casual audience just ended up not giving a poo poo and probably being confused.

zer0spunk posted:

I mean, not really? You have a property that doesn't want to be a franchise, made by a guy who is officially done with it after the story he wanted to tell, made in a medium that is super specific in both how it tells the story and in the story itself on more levels then I even have time to get into.

Then you have a creative who is behind some really polarizing stuff, who understands that a lot of people are coming in thinking it shouldn't exist but seems to be reveling in it with his dumb "alan moore would want to me to say gently caress alan moore" press nonsense.

That's already a situation before you even watch the drat thing. And then it pulls a lot of the same bullshit people hated in those other projects of his (elephants and polar bears oh my). Is it hard to see why some of us really disliked this from multiple fronts?

It's trying so hard to subvert poo poo from the book that it doesn't really tell a cohesive story at all. "Well the book's climax is all about subverting the hacky trope of a villans monologue giving the hero a chance to win, so let's do exactly that in our show."

If it had stuck with the frame of the first episode and maybe did something interesting with authority and masks, institutionalized power vs the individual, or like, anything at all. Hell do something with the bureaucracy of being able to use a live weapon..but that gets dropped as fast as we see it the one time. At least it went for it, even if it failed hard for me..so there's that. Even the exposition dumps weren't boring..just real real dumb.

Heavily agree with this post.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



The REAL Goobusters posted:

Yes the show had bad ratings:



Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchmen_(TV_series)
hmm have you conisdered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl3izXcp86w



imdb has all eps at 8 and above, with 4 of them being above 9

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I binged it after the show finished airing with the idea that it was capital B bad, but found the story pretty engaging and the ending very pulpy but still in tune with the rest of the series. Watching Manhattan head pop a bunch of fascist Rorschachs was very satisfying viscerally, and the ending of the story was an indictment to those who side with Ozymandius and those who co-sign the “hard men making hard choices” ideology (cough *MarvelMovies* cough).

Only change I’d make is getting to see that smug Senator’s face right before he burst like a water balloon.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


The REAL Goobusters posted:

Yes the show had bad ratings:



Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchmen_(TV_series)

There is no way in hell that HBO would cancel a second season if they had good viewership. It was just a bad show in my opinion and if you enjoyed it that is totally fine. But you should be aware of different opinions on this show. The low ratings just have me convinced that most people (and I mean people who are not terminally online) just either didn't care too much or were unaware what the show was about. From a marketing standpoint, they shot themselves in the foot by not calling it something else or giving it a subtitle or something. All you end up doing is mostly marketing to two different groups of people: Watchmen fans and Prestige TV show fans. The casual audience just ended up not giving a poo poo and probably being confused.


Heavily agree with this post.

HBO is a subscription platform, so just listing the premiere ratings on television wouldn't include most of its viewership. You have to include online, and HBO's metrics tell a very different story. Also even if you only include the TV ratings it was the highest rated debut season of anything HBO put out in 2019.

https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/hbo-watchmen-ratings-1203425067/

quote:

Through its seven episodes so far, the show, created and executive produced by Damon Lindelof, is drawing an average of 7.1 million viewers across HBO’s linear channels and streaming platforms. According to HBO’s tallies, “Watchmen” is premium cable’s most popular new series of 2019, and HBO’s most-watched new series since “Big Little Lies.”

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The Wire has terrible ratings throughout its entire run. It’s a shame goobusters wrote it off in their mr. bibs-like quest to only watch media that’s certified fresh.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lol poo poo didn't realize it's the same fuckin poster again


At this point I'm sus of their potential chudness with how hard they are posting against the show

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug
"Prove to me that the trillionaire with the convoluted murder plot shouldn't be trusted with godhood" was a better posting gimmick.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Arist posted:

HBO is a subscription platform, so just listing the premiere ratings on television wouldn't include most of its viewership. You have to include online, and HBO's metrics tell a very different story. Also even if you only include the TV ratings it was the highest rated debut season of anything HBO put out in 2019.

https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/hbo-watchmen-ratings-1203425067/

I love self reported numbers too

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Why are you so insistent on having this conversation if no evidence is good enough for you, my dude

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
Lindelof is bad!!

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Kill All Cops posted:

Lindelof is bad!!

No poo poo. Why is it he gets to go to a production company saying "I have a great idea!" and they just hand him money instead of saying "Yeah, that's a neat idea, but where are you planning on going with it?"

I'm just salty though because I just tried watching The Leftovers, which like the Watchmen had me totally hooked out the gate and then just devolved into "Uh...sorry folks...I just have no goddamn clue what to do here...uhhhhh..." by episode eight.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Treme also got terribly low ratings and it stayed phenomenal all the way through.

What were the ratings on Carnivale or Deadwood? It’s crazy thinking goo slept on these shows because the ratings were bad.

Anyone know the ratings of Twin Peaks: The Return? I want to know if Showtime feels the same way about ratings that goobusters does.

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

Leftovers S1 had a pretty clear tract from the beginning though- it was entirely about people processing something traumatic on a global scale that literally could not be explained, and how they slowly begin to rebuild their lives.

While I personally feel there's a drop in quality for S2 and S3, they still at least do hearken back to some version of that idea. Its far more consistent than either Lost or Watchmen were.

Raxivace fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jan 21, 2020

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

ruddiger posted:

Treme also got terribly low ratings and it stayed phenomenal all the way through.

What were the ratings on Carnivale or Deadwood? It’s crazy thinking goo slept on these shows because the ratings were bad.

Anyone know the ratings of Twin Peaks: The Return? I want to know if Showtime feels the same way about ratings that goobusters does.

If I recall correctly Canivale's ratings were inexplicably poor, but the problem with Deadwood was that they built the whole town as a set and it was insanely expensive to maintain it all since they had to have staff on hand doing perpetual upkeep on it in between seasons.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

ruddiger posted:

Treme also got terribly low ratings and it stayed phenomenal all the way through.

What were the ratings on Carnivale or Deadwood? It’s crazy thinking goo slept on these shows because the ratings were bad.

Anyone know the ratings of Twin Peaks: The Return? I want to know if Showtime feels the same way about ratings that goobusters does.

I never said the ratings of a show tell you if a show is good or not. I think you have reading comprehension issues if you believe that though.

Personally I think Twin Peaks The Return is the greatest season of television. I also think Watchmen HBO was a really bad season of television both ratings wise and content wise.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The REAL Goobusters posted:

Fact

The second season was cancelled because the show had dog poo poo ratings.

And my point is HBO doesn’t give a gently caress about ratings, which is why I posted those low rated shows with multiple seasons.

It’s clear what your agenda is with the ratings, don’t be a coward and hide behind your gooniness. Own them rating numbers, Mr. Bibs.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Killer robot posted:

"Prove to me that the trillionaire with the convoluted murder plot shouldn't be trusted with godhood" was a better posting gimmick.

lol, whose gimmick was that? I must’ve missed it when trying to reread the thread (I had to skip huge swaths due to all the poo poo posting).

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



ruddiger posted:

lol, whose gimmick was that? I must’ve missed it when trying to reread the thread (I had to skip huge swaths due to all the poo poo posting).

the person you quoted
shaaaaddddaaaaappppppp

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Raxivace posted:

Leftovers S1 had a pretty clear tract from the beginning though- it was entirely about people processing something traumatic on a global scale that literally could not be explained, and how they slowly begin to rebuild their lives.

While I personally feel there's a drop in quality for S2 and S3, they still at least do hearken back to some version of that idea. Its far more consistent than either Lost or Watchmen were.

Leftovers S1 was based on the book, so the structure for a decent story was already there. S2 and S3 was just pussy footing around Kevin's descent into insanity until the ending lol parallel dimension.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

ruddiger posted:

And my point is HBO doesn’t give a gently caress about ratings, which is why I posted those low rated shows with multiple seasons.

It’s clear what your agenda is with the ratings, don’t be a coward and hide behind your gooniness. Own them rating numbers, Mr. Bibs.

The show isn't worth this weird meltdown you're having over me man

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Ahhh what a good show this was.

Rat
Dec 12, 2006

meow
Watchmen doesn't need a second season. It was a perfectly satisfying and well-written contained story that respected the source material as best it could. I'm happy that they didn't plan to drag it out. I've rewatched the series once watching it with a friend, and the story was set up and laid out from the beginning. I don't remember before

The Leftovers was excellent television as well but haters gonna hate

I hope we can all agree that JJ was the weakest link in the LOST duo

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Rat posted:

Watchmen doesn't need a second season. It was a perfectly satisfying and well-written contained story that respected the source material as best it could. I'm happy that they didn't plan to drag it out. I've rewatched the series once watching it with a friend, and the story was set up and laid out from the beginning. I don't remember before

The Leftovers was excellent television as well but haters gonna hate

I hope we can all agree that JJ was the weakest link in the LOST duo

JJ wasn't even a part of the Lost duo (all he did was the pilot lol)

Rat
Dec 12, 2006

meow

The REAL Goobusters posted:

JJ wasn't even a part of the Lost duo (all he did was the pilot lol)
Yes and yet Lindelof delivered this beauty in 2019. JJ moved on to offer the world the cinematic masterpiece Rise of Skywalker

Is it genuinely fun and fulfilling spending this much time posting about how much you don't enjoy a single season television show?

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Rat posted:

Yes and yet Lindelof delivered this beauty in 2019. JJ moved on to offer the world the cinematic masterpiece Rise of Skywalker

Is it genuinely fun and fulfilling spending this much time posting about how much you don't enjoy a single season television show?

I'd rather think about the only good movie JJ made, which was Mission Impossible 3.

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rat posted:

Yes and yet Lindelof delivered this beauty in 2019. JJ moved on to offer the world the cinematic masterpiece Rise of Skywalker

Is it genuinely fun and fulfilling spending this much time posting about how much you don't enjoy a single season television show?

TBF it’s very fun to talk about how this show had a garbage ending, and how Lindelof is a complete hack.

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

Sleeveless posted:

Ahhh what a good show this was.

Agreed :)

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Fly Molo posted:

TBF it’s very fun to talk about how this show had a garbage ending, and how Lindelof is a complete hack.

I am in awe of how it all came apart over the last 2.5 episodes. It's truly remarkable.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Kill All Cops posted:

Leftovers S1 was based on the book, so the structure for a decent story was already there. S2 and S3 was just pussy footing around Kevin's descent into insanity until the ending lol parallel dimension.

Leftover ending discussion:
Do you really think there was a parallel dimension? As a viewer, all we have to go off of was Carrie Coon's word as to what she saw. Personally I read it as she yelled the safeword and just hosed off to Australia. If the parallel dimension existed, and that guy could really cross people over, it would have been way bigger in that universe as pretty much everyone that was stuck in the other world would have come back.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
What we're all ignoring is that no second season means we don't get to have naked, blue Regina King. And that's quite sad.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

KoRMaK posted:

the person you quoted

Holy poo poo. How did goobusters rack up 4 pages worth of posts on a show they hated from the beginning?

I take it back, the show isn’t good. It’s freaking amazing. It really broke something in that poor goon’s brain.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jan 21, 2020

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

ruddiger posted:

Holy poo poo. How did goobusters rack up 4 pages worth of posts on a show they hated from the beginning?

I take it back, the show isn’t good. It’s freaking amazing. It really broke something in that poor goon’s brain.

Did you read my posts lol. Pretty sure all the broke brains are goons like who you who lost their minds cuz I didn’t like the show you liked.

The only good thing this show had going for it was the score. I still bump it

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived
I'd rather read criticism about the show then on people's posts. Yawn.

What else is there to say about this dead bad show at this point.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Sleeveless posted:

OZYMANDIAS: Masks make people cruel

JOE KEANE: The cops wear masks because they're evil white supremacists

HOODED JUSTICE: Masks make it impossible to heal or improve, they just make you angry and hateful and let you ignore the real personal and institutional issues that need to be brought to light

A GENIUS: Wow, I was totally right all along and this show really is centrist police apologia with nothing meaningful or interesting to say about superheroes or modern society

Sleeveless pretty much got this thread’s number early.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jan 21, 2020

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

KoRMaK posted:

the person you quoted

That wasn't me, I was mocking them with everyone else. But around the finale a couple people jumped into a "she said she was going to make the world better and she killed those white supremacists so there's no real reason to believe she wasn't a real deal hero who deserved godhood" line of argument. I don't remember who exactly without hunting back through the thread.

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
I like the idea that Damon Lindelof, a total centrist brokebrain, accidently created a work of socialistic masterpiece.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Bedshaped posted:

I like the idea that Damon Lindelof, a total centrist brokebrain, accidently created a work of socialistic masterpiece.

How is it socialistic? At the very end it celebrates Angela, a violent person who doesn't have a problem abusing power and doesn't answer to authority, grabbing godlike power for herself. That's a textbook objectivist fantasy.

It doesn't really have a real message.

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Bedshaped posted:

I like the idea that Damon Lindelof, a total centrist brokebrain, accidently created a work of socialistic masterpiece.

Gonna need a source on this epic quote

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