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TMMadman posted:Just a reminder since Bearjew is now an IK: i had a dream that a bear appeared and let me tell you, screaming in fear was not the right response it was one of those unsatisfying dream screams too, the ones where people in the room probably hear you go "uhhAHHuhaaaaa...snrk" i woke up when it charged me and it turns out the bear grunting was my wife snoring 
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tacodaemon posted:it's true, werner herzog showed up out of nowhere, saved joaquin phoenix's life, and then took off
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Buck Wildman posted:so she would have eaten the pigs in blankets if she saw them..........?
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cumshitter posted:will and nick from cumtown were caught shouting the n-word on a portion of an episode they meant to delete but released anyuway. apparently they were saying it for a mic check lol
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I met a man named Underpiss Yestershit, and I wept, for there were no more feet to wear shoes on
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what did belarus do? and didnt russia take them over again
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dude has a fuckin krusty the clown laugh e: god dammit
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BONGHITZ posted:lost the quote for this one but drat that's a good tweet
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NO TRAVEL UNTIL YOUR PRINCE PAYS ME WHAT WE AGREED
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MBS is just the best friend a rich idiot could have
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Apraxin posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/1215679755204415494
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BONGHITZ posted:lost the quote for this one but myst is a funny way to spell doom
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hey crusader your bot was asking people on Twitter about eating rear end yesterday
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I thought this stopped being a thing when they kicked in a bunch of doors in like Arcadia and Irvine
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Bananasaurus Rex posted:what did belarus do? Russia's working on it. I'm wondering what Belarus did too.
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reminder: Trump owns resort condos in florida that specialize in allowing Russians to give birth in the US https://www.thedailybeast.com/russians-flock-to-trump-properties-to-give-birth-to-us-citizens
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Joementum posted:apparently there's a climate protest at Vermont's capital today
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Eleven Eleven posted:This fucker stole my username. owned
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BONGHITZ posted:Wombat story I heard the thing about wombats letting animals into their holes was just made up by someone seeing an animal crawl out of an empty wombat den once. Sorry, good news doesn't exist
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Alec Eiffel posted:thinkin about Michael avenatti
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:bonghitz keeps quoting all these old posts and breaking my concept of time Whats time
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