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Weedle
May 31, 2006




nexxai posted:

Just FYI - Office 365 ProPlus will be installing a Chrome extension which will automatically change the user's default search engine to Bing

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/deployoffice/microsoft-search-bing

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Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
This seems like the sort of thing EU antitrust regulators will love.

Theswarms
Dec 20, 2005

quote:

BrowserModifier
Please add this to Microsoft Security Intelligence Definitions so that Windows Defender detects and removes this threat as for other similar software:
"This browser modifier installs add-ons or extensions to your Internet browser without asking you or confirming that you want to install them."
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/wdsi/threats/threat-search?query=BrowserModifier

That's good feedback.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Google will release a Chrome update that disables it upon start.

Wizard of the Deep
Sep 25, 2005

Another productive workday
I'm still sour on Google making Chrome the glitter of computer software (it gets everywhere and is impossible to clean out completely or manage competently) so I can't muster a single flying gently caress to give :shrug:

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Gunjin posted:

This seems like the sort of thing EU antitrust regulators will love.

It's definitely the sort of thing Google will love. Weren't they coming down hard on people for changing the default search engine with unrelated extensions? It would be hilarious if Microsoft becomes an Untrusted Publisher on the Chrome App Store.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

01010100011010000111001
00110100101101100011011
000110010101110010

And, in true github fashion, will mass close with wontfix.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
The worst part about Google is that you can't really replace one of their letters with a currency symbol for cheap satire like you could for Micro$oft.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Goog£e

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

TITANKISSER69 posted:

₲¤¤₴£€

terrenblade
Oct 29, 2012

TinTower posted:

The worst part about Google is that you can't really replace one of their letters with a currency symbol for cheap satire like you could for Micro$oft.

https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cunningham%27s_Law

Rooted Vegetable
Jun 1, 2002

The most well known example is any Mobile Phone discussion on the internet. Personal preferences are objectively incorrect there!

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I'd be amazed if MS don't walk that decision back, they're going to eat universally negative press for it and I wouldn't be surprised if someone tries a class action for all the additional helpdesk time that is consumed.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Thanks Ants posted:

I'd be amazed if MS don't walk that decision back, they're going to eat universally negative press for it and I wouldn't be surprised if someone tries a class action for all the additional helpdesk time that is consumed.

My bet's on a soon-to-be-ex manager somewhere in the chain thinking this was their big break to look good to the higher-ups by being the one to get people actually engaging with Bing!

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


If the explanation wasn't so blatantly transparent, they might have gotten away with it. But changing the default search engine in a browser that's not hooked directly into the OS has no bearing on the overall system search.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
According to the screenshots it does because it somehow hooks into your company directory. Which means the plug-in is doing a lot more than just changing your search engine.

Of course it's presented in glowing terms so you're supposed to think that's a good thing.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Gosh, that sounds familiar.

"Drop everything and do patching!"
"What about the broken deployment server for the M&A we're onboarding in a week?"
"Do that too!"
"I can't...literally, I can't do both."
"We need both done."
"So you want me on a call at 2am to babysit a bunch of chucklefucks who argue with everything I say because it's apparently beneath them to listen to a woman, then show up at 8am and write code til 5pm?"
"Well...no, that sounds unreasonable."
"YES. I KNOW."

We're stocking our kanban backlog with every task we've had to drop to patchpatchpatch so someone on the board has a maximum strength IT boner chart to show off at fiscal year end. It's pretty brutal looking. Boss is going to rename it, "THE GROUND," as in, "you told us to drop everything, so there it is, on the ground."

Here is how this conversation should go:
"Drop everything and do patching!"
"Patching, or deployment server for the M&A we're onboarding in a week, pick one."
"Both!"
"No"

Edit* Alternative:
"Both!"
"Boat money"

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


It’s “Microsoft Search in Bing” not just the regular Bing search.

It searches your O365 resources as well as the internet. So email, OneDrive, sharepoint.

The last thing Microsoft should want is to leak telemetry to google from people searching for internal documents.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
I thought Bing was for porn and thereby NSFW.

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I thought Bing was for porn and thereby NSFW.

Correct.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Let me bing you

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


BING UP YOUR rear end!!!!11

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
Only slightly related, but this was my favorite achievement from the [url-"https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3355600&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2"]achievements thread.[/url]

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

Last week I replaced two paper tray pick up rollers and the 4 grabber rollers in a Laserjet that's old enough to drink, since it had been jamming. We're supposed to be replacing this ancient stuff, but the meetings with the new contracted supplier keep getting pushed back.
I get a ticket this morning that the printer is jammed again. I get there, and the lid and manual feed are open. One of the lid's hinges is broken off (I replaced the lid last year for precisely the same problem, probably caused by the same sort of user-attempted repair), the door thing inside the paper tray is completely removed, and the pickup roller half off its axle. I have no idea how they removed that door thing; it takes a fair bit of force.
Oh, and there's a mangled sheet of paper under the toner cartridge.
Just sent another email telling staff to not try to unjam printers on their own.


In other recent-ish issues, we discovered water filling one of the conduits bringing in our analog phone service, which was overflowing in the server room and infiltrating the hallway carpet on the other side of the wall. Custodian wet vacuumed the conduit empty, and it took maintenance 2 months to get Centurylink out to look at it, only to just cap it off with some resin stuff.
While that was happening, the condenser for the aircon in the server room died and it took them 2 months to decide it'd cost 30 grand to replace. In the meantime, the server room door has been open with a big fan blowing air in, and we're still 3 weeks out from getting it fixed.
Also two weeks ago I heard a strange sound coming from the switch rack, and it sounds like one of the supplemental PoE power supplies has something failing in it.

And yesterday the advance rma for a dead Smartpanel arrived, so I got to wonder, again, why this 4k 65" tv with an IR touch sensor and bolted-on Android module weighs 180lbs.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Pyroclastic posted:

And yesterday the advance rma for a dead Smartpanel arrived, so I got to wonder, again, why this 4k 65" tv with an IR touch sensor and bolted-on Android module weighs 180lbs.

Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you could always hit them with it.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
*Ignore me.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

ratbert90 posted:

Here is how this conversation should go:
"Drop everything and do patching!"
"Patching, or deployment server for the M&A we're onboarding in a week, pick one."
"Both!"
"No"

Edit* Alternative:
"Both!"
"Boat money"

I'm working on the "boat money" option right now :getin:

Hughmoris posted:

Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you could always hit them with it.

This guy gets it.

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Most "both" requests I get would better qualify for "Newport Beach condo" money.

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Pyroclastic posted:

And yesterday the advance rma for a dead Smartpanel arrived, so I got to wonder, again, why this 4k 65" tv with an IR touch sensor and bolted-on Android module weighs 180lbs.

Full metal chassis and actual glass screen, whereas most consumer displays have gone to as much plastic as they can get away with, as well as screens that don't really take much abuse.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Hughmoris posted:

Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you could always hit them with it.

One of these days I'm going to get around to opening my wife's portable battery charger that she bought for $20 off groupon, because the thing weighs as much as a brick and I'm 99% sure it's loaded with dead weight just to feel more solid than it really is.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Renegret posted:

loaded with dead weight just to feel more solid than it really is.

Same, man.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

GreenNight posted:

Same, man.

I'd give you a high five but I feel winded when I get up out of my seat.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



You know, I've never done cocaine but two sets of patches going sideways, followed by a customer's entire environment being down as soon as one of those patches is unfucked makes me kind of wish I did. I could use the energy.

E: I'm here alone for another hour and I have 76 tickets in my queue, usually I do get 76 tickets in over two days, including ones I forward to other teams.

22 Eargesplitten fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jan 25, 2020

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Only slightly related, but this was my favorite achievement from the achievements thread.

RIP Waffleimages, most of the images in the thread are gone. :(

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Collateral Damage posted:

RIP Waffleimages, most of the images in the thread are gone. :(
I bring good news from the Sagas thread in PYF:
There's supposed to be an announcement about it at some point, but basically the situation is that Jeffrey of YOSPOS has found some people who have partial archives of waffleimages, and has written a userscript that can be used to regex waffleimages links to point to these archives - so old threads suddenly start working again.

The userscript can be found in SAclopedia under WaffleImages.

less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib
Hooray, a massive IT re-org. The excellent team I've been on for 7 years has been cut, diced and thrown into other random teams. :smith:

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

less than three posted:

Hooray, a massive IT re-org. The excellent team I've been on for 7 years has been cut, diced and thrown into other random teams. :smith:

I feel you.

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


less than three posted:

Hooray, a massive IT re-org. The excellent team I've been on for 7 years has been cut, diced and thrown into other random teams. :smith:

Been there. Never any fun.

Goondolences

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ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

less than three posted:

Hooray, a massive IT re-org. The excellent team I've been on for 7 years has been cut, diced and thrown into other random teams. :smith:

:rip: Not a great way to end a week.

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