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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Pastry of the Year posted:



I would genuinely like to be a fly on the wall in the life of someone for whom this is true.

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

But then you’d have to be a fly on the wall of a Red Lobster, and I think even they have a bit more self respect than that.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Red Lobster is the Dane Cook of seafood restaurants

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

McSpanky posted:

Does it have to be a saltwater environment? I always heard those were a huge pain in the rear end to maintain.

Saltwater aquariums are a lot like boats. The happiest days are setting it up, and taking it the hell down.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




All you need is a crab and a cup

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
cerbs

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


The Chinese mitten crab is an invasive species to the Serbian section of the Danube.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


madeintaipei posted:

The Chinese mitten crab is an invasive species to the Serbian section of the Danube.

And the Bay Area in CA. Carries liver flukes that can survive being boiled. Also they are a very good at storing neurotoxins in there guts. They burrow into dykes and cause absolute havoc.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

LingcodKilla posted:

They burrow into dykes and cause absolute havoc.

tell them to call me

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

https://twitter.com/menashi_kushima/status/1219573080739082240

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


LingcodKilla posted:

Carries liver flukes that can survive being boiled.
I don't think they can survive being properly boiled? People get sick from undercooked or uncooked crab preparations from what I have read. Crawdads are also a lung fluke host. They can definitely survive freezing though.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

A new and exciting variation appears!!!

It is sad to read about potential diseases from eating a creb but I suppose as it is crab-related, this thread can permit it

Have we ever just straight up talked our personal favorite Crab? I would love to hear about some top ranking creb, and they can be #1 in your mind for emotional or purely aesthetic reasons let us get some crebe pictures up in here please

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_k0wwD7GhE&hd=1

I feel like most of the stuff I post here was already posted. I'm pretty sure someone came out with the Krebs cycle like a year before I did but can't really be sure

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Well drat, that might already be #1 then

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Floodixor posted:

A new and exciting variation appears!!!

It is sad to read about potential diseases from eating a creb but I suppose as it is crab-related, this thread can permit it

Have we ever just straight up talked our personal favorite Crab? I would love to hear about some top ranking creb, and they can be #1 in your mind for emotional or purely aesthetic reasons let us get some crebe pictures up in here please

Pacific Red Rock Crabs are number 1 with me. Delicious, handsome solid bodies.



Also have the ability to break my finger bones if I handle them wrong. Fairs fair.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Sometimes you break the crab, sometimes the crab breaks your fragile fingers.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You gotta risk it for the crabiscut.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Crabs have handsome claws that they can regrow if lost. The crab isn't trying to hurt you, he just wants to remove those useless fingers so your beautiful claws can escape.

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
*lowers shades* totally clawsome

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Floodixor posted:

*lowers shades* totally clawsome

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Smokecrabs rule

Old Woman Island
Feb 21, 2011

Crabbury crebe egg

Old Woman Island fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jan 23, 2020

waggles
Jul 21, 2011

Here to spread frog love.
Fallen Rib
Dearest Crab Thread,

I humbly present to you the soothing sounds of Bubble Crab.

Sincerely,

A Fan of Crabs

Necros
Jul 23, 2003



tough
fast
delicious

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

naem
May 29, 2011

how is this the best thread lol

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Because we haven't talked about Trump yet

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Yee-Claw!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





naem posted:

how is this the best thread lol

wholesome-rear end crabs believe in goodness and love and being chill

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Beet Wagon posted:

wholesome-rear end crabs believe in goodness and love and being chill

:hmmyes:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
I like big claws and I cannot lie
All the bubblers can't deny
When a crab walks in with a little bitty pince
And a round shell in your face you get sprung

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
I just checked with my local government and county jurisdiction and the verdict is in: crabs are great, still, and will continue to be for the forseeable future

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
I would also like to add this, if possible, for consideration and reflection:

creb

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Floodixor posted:

I just checked with my local government and county jurisdiction and the verdict is in: crabs are great, still, and will continue to be for the forseeable future

Some of them, especially in the south, forbid certain kinds from being kept as pets due to potential as invasive if released. It really cuts into the cool types available up north. So don’t trust them bastards fully!

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