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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






BORN TO TRUMP
HOTEL IS A gently caress
SHAFT EM ALL 1989
I AM TRASH MAN
$410,068,399.55 STOLEN TAX DOLLARS

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Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/TamanishaJohn/status/1220023375231438848?s=19

More good stuff from Bernard. My family still lives in the rural hinterlands and visiting the internet is garbage and overpriced

What would it mean if the internet became a utility? I know that's ignorant to even ask, but if I don't ask, I'll never know.

Alaan
May 24, 2005

Increased oversight and something approximating net neutrality.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

lock him up

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Rates would also go down.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

A Bad Poster posted:

Rates would also go down.

Number... go up????

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Launchpad McQuack posted:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-01-23/nsw-rfs-air-tanker-crashes-near-numeralla-bushfire/11893554

A C-130 just crashed in New South Wales fighting the bush fire. All 3 on board were killed. It is believe all on board were American. Thank for your help guys. This has really bummed me out.

Theres historical precedence for us to go to war now, I'm afraid. Sorry Australia.

Tythas
Oct 3, 2013

Never felt at home in reality
Always hiding behind avatars


Eej posted:

E: No I will never let go of Pornhub hosting 50+ videos for at least a year of a kidnapped 15 year old girl and she was only identified because someone told her mom and I can only imagine the hosed up horror to find your missing girl on Pornhub and start counting to realize there's more than 1 video a uploaded a week of her for the last year

that is very terrible!!

The major porn sites are also just as bad and have also hired underage actors and had videos of it on their main sites before

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/bieyanka-moore-besides-doing-porn-15-year-old-runaway-went-on-nevada-crime-spree-with-adults-id-6524194

There have been a few others I remember seeing an article about bangbros having a 14 year old on their site as well

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
So China is locking down three cities because of the corona virus.

https://twitter.com/Global_Mil_Info/status/1220337747761737728?s=19

This is gonna be interesting....

Wuhan is 11 million people.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

....

Wuhan is 11 million people.

was eleven million people

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Insert gif of Leslie Nielson in front of the exploding building saying "nothing to see here."

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Holy poo poo, I was in Wuhan last summer :v:

(not dead yet lol)

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Eej posted:

Weird how that honesty doesn't extend to include letting people know about the sexual slavery, coerced sex and underaged videos on their site tho

E: No I will never let go of Pornhub hosting 50+ videos for at least a year of a kidnapped 15 year old girl and she was only identified because someone told her mom and I can only imagine the hosed up horror to find your missing girl on Pornhub and start counting to realize there's more than 1 video a uploaded a week of her for the last year

I really want to know more about this but I’m afraid to google “15 year old kidnapped pornhub.” Does anyone have a link to a story about this?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Smiling Jack posted:

was eleven million people

Three cities total, about 20 million under quarantine. Wuhan is locked down, other two go down tonight according to twits.

https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/1220336712963981312?s=19

There was a confirmed case in Saudi Arabia and Singapore overnight.

Saudi:

https://twitter.com/HealthwireMedia/status/1220340547019329536?s=19

Singapore:

https://twitter.com/realhumanrights/status/1220347763369574401?s=19


Close Madagascar!

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1220340615952633856?s=19

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Jan 23, 2020

Tythas
Oct 3, 2013

Never felt at home in reality
Always hiding behind avatars


United States :smith:

https://www.cnn.com/asia/live-news/wuhan-coronavirus-china-intl-hnk/h_dd40be8766f4a8784e72cc2469172ff3

quote:

On Tuesday, the CDC announced that the United States had its first case of the Wuhan coronavirus, a man in his 30s who lives in Washington, where he is hospitalized. The man recently returned from Wuhan.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
We’re at like 8 out of 12 monkeys here people.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ah cool, got my honeymoon to Japan and Thailand coming up in a couple of months. Guess we’ll be getting some N95s before we go. :smith:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
/\ it's either going to be over, or you're gonna want to cancel by then.

FrozenVent posted:

We’re at like 8 out of 12 monkeys here people.

Cheering for the monkeys over here.

When's the last time a city that size has been shut down? I don't recall any grand lockdowns before, but I didn't pay a lot of attention during SARS and MERS.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Jan 23, 2020

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
I'm not sick I swear, just let me in!

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Smiling Jack posted:

was eleven million people

There were! (Throws whiskey into campfire)

brains
May 12, 2004

Casimir Radon posted:

I'm upset about the damage to Western institutions and stability and such. But at this point the Brits have proven that they aren't going to get off stupid any time soon. Their stupid poo poo has been stressing me out for 3.5 years now and I'm tired of it. Nothing to do now but sit back and watch them punch themselves in the face repeatedly.

personally, i'm looking forward to scottish independence and

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Hyrax Attack! posted:

There were! (Throws whiskey into campfire)

:dudsmile:

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

There were! (Throws whiskey into campfire)

why would you waste good whiskey like that

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

MA-Horus posted:

why would you waste good whiskey like that

I support Military Special as my brand of throwing whiskey.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I support Military Special as my brand of throwing whiskey.

That's just ethanol flavored with cigarette butts and sweat.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

BigDave posted:

That's just ethanol flavored with cigarette butts and sweat.

And it still tastes better than Jack Daniels.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

powerful tweet thread right here.


quote:

pete buttigieg speaking arabic to the waitress at a middle eastern restaurant but he only speaks modern standard arabic and the palestinian waitress is wondering why this white guy sounds like he's badly reading the newspaper to her

pete buttigieg ordering in turkish at a shish kebab joint and getting banned for life because the owners are armenian

https://mobile.twitter.com/MissPavIichenko/status/1220039505220132864

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1220354646687899650

Hey this is cool and normal, the CEO of that facial recognition AI company is a fash or at minimum fash adjacent.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

BigDave posted:

That's just ethanol flavored with cigarette butts and sweat.

This is what the little kid would say if The Emperor's Clothes was about whiskey.

Those are fantastic.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

a taco bell employee posted:

a man dips his fingers in fetid rear end sweat and smears a line of it on my forehead.

"Chalupa" he murmurs

MA-Horus fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Jan 23, 2020

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1220354646687899650

Hey this is cool and normal, the CEO of that facial recognition AI company is a fash or at minimum fash adjacent.

Yeah, no one with even a modicum of self-respect and awareness would want to be photographed in the same building as Chuck "Floorshitter" Johnson. That's either Shapiro in disguise, of a dyed in the wool fascist.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Wow, someone actually managed to come across as the same kind of evil that I see in Pence :stonklol:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Oh hey, doomsday clock. Reset to 100sec to midnight. Don't even have 1min intervals on the clock and switch to seconds for the measure.

Gonna say they should've rounded it down to a minute. Or hit fast forward and let's see what happens at midnight. Bitches.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
In good news, crying Nazi Chris Cantwell was taken by the feds for interstate threats

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Oh hey, doomsday clock. Reset to 100sec to midnight. Don't even have 1min intervals on the clock and switch to seconds for the measure.

Gonna say they should've rounded it down to a minute. Or hit fast forward and let's see what happens at midnight. Bitches.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1220371901866029056?s=20

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
That's a pretty good method of conveying information to disinterested nerds. Just do the news in star wars crawl.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Oh hey, doomsday clock. Reset to 100sec to midnight. Don't even have 1min intervals on the clock and switch to seconds for the measure.

Gonna say they should've rounded it down to a minute. Or hit fast forward and let's see what happens at midnight. Bitches.

Almost as if it's arbitrary and meaningless.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

People are saying that this tweet contains a typo, I must be blind because I'm not seeing one.

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1220094268892745732

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Looks perfectly fine to me. Coincidentally, the news cycle for the next 48 hours is going to be intolerable.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


hobbesmaster posted:

People are saying that this tweet contains a typo, I must be blind because I'm not seeing one.

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1220094268892745732
"Saudi America"

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