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ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Guaidó continues to be the biggest loser in contemporary politcs in an age of absolute imbeciles and manchildren.

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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Why was the President of Venezuela trying to force his way into the Assembly? The executive and legislative branches should remain distinct (see: the formality of the Speaker having to invite the President to the House for the State of the Union.) This is worrying.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Ague Proof posted:

Why was the President of Venezuela trying to force his way into the Assembly? The executive and legislative branches should remain distinct (see: the formality of the Speaker having to invite the President to the House for the State of the Union.) This is worrying.

Agreed. He should be forced to resign and executed by military tribunal.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
its hot as hell in argentina!

ANIME AKBAR
Jan 25, 2007

afu~

Race Realists posted:

Wobbuffet = Bana Alabed


its pretty well known that the FBI monitors the forums, or am i wrong and they stopped? :tinfoil:

she literally made an account just to post in this very thread and the first post is her swearing she isn't a government official
lmao that's because I warned her beforehand of the poo poo she would catch for saying hurtful things about dear leader. And even I grossly underestimated how much the thread would poo poo itself.

You honestly think the FBI keeps tabs on a dead gay comedy forum.

Spice World War II
Jul 12, 2004
Dear leader, I see

Not so much good faith after all

Spice World War II fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Jan 6, 2020

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


ANIME AKBAR posted:

lmao that's because I warned her beforehand of the poo poo she would catch for saying hurtful things about dear leader. And even I grossly underestimated how much the thread would poo poo itself.

Hahahahahahahaha of course she's your buddy

THS
Sep 15, 2017

ANIME AKBAR posted:

lmao that's because I warned her beforehand of the poo poo she would catch for saying hurtful things about dear leader. And even I grossly underestimated how much the thread would poo poo itself.

You honestly think the FBI keeps tabs on a dead gay comedy forum.

almost certainly they do. the US intelligence services are bloated and full of computer touchers doing surveillance. why wouldn’t they keep tabs on a fairly active website that has had secret service threats in the past and regularly has posters chanting death to america?

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011
there’s literally a big ole thread about joining the state department in this very dead gay comedy forum christ we can read we’re not as incompetent as your employers

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

ANIME AKBAR posted:

lmao that's because I warned her beforehand of the poo poo she would catch for saying hurtful things about dear leader. And even I grossly underestimated how much the thread would poo poo itself.

You honestly think the FBI keeps tabs on a dead gay comedy forum.

remember a few days ago, when you were just a smol uwu bean who didn't know anything about local politics, and so how could you be expected to know that straight-up-sieg-heiling fascists were bad

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011
Any gusano can’t argue in good faith. All they know is imperialist propaganda, horde means of production, have Germanic last name, not eat empanadas, and lie.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
apparently nobody here actually read anything about the current Venezuela fuckery other than that tweet, lol

tldr: Venezuelan troops and cops prevented just enough of the opposition's slim majority from being present for the new president-of-the-national-assembly election, the PSUV guy was sworn in after receiving 81 votes out of 167 legislators

it doesn't particularly matter in terms of actual power given the Super-Parliament Trick, but it does allow maduristas to go "oho guaido isn't assembly president anymore"; tbf, the best thing for the opposition right now (insofar as there's literally anything they can do) would probably be for Guaido to retire and mooch off US money or something, he's demonstrably a moron and ain't no way he's going to galvanize the population he needs after his dumb attempted revolt fell flat on its dumb face

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011
^case in point

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

THS posted:

almost certainly they do. the US intelligence services are bloated and full of computer touchers doing surveillance. why wouldn’t they keep tabs on a fairly active website that has had secret service threats in the past and regularly has posters chanting death to america?

and lf/cspam et al aside, on a much more boring level we also have a number of goons with pretty high security clearances and I can remember at least 1-2 instances where someone wandered pretty close to explicating a little too much of their subject area knowledge in an effortpost

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jan 6, 2020

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

GreyjoyBastard posted:

apparently nobody here actually read anything about the current Venezuela fuckery other than that tweet, lol

tldr: Venezuelan troops and cops prevented just enough of the opposition's slim majority from being present for the new president-of-the-national-assembly election, the PSUV guy was sworn in after receiving 81 votes out of 167 legislators

it doesn't particularly matter in terms of actual power given the Super-Parliament Trick, but it does allow maduristas to go "oho guaido isn't assembly president anymore"; tbf, the best thing for the opposition right now (insofar as there's literally anything they can do) would probably be for Guaido to retire and mooch off US money or something, he's demonstrably a moron and ain't no way he's going to galvanize the population he needs after his dumb attempted revolt fell flat on its dumb face

Well, for starters the guy who won, Luis Parra, isn't a member of PSUV.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/JakobJohnston/status/1213116457992835076

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

joepinetree posted:

Well, for starters the guy who won, Luis Parra, isn't a member of PSUV.

my mistake, I assumed that if the Venezuelan leadership was going to these lengths he'd be a psuv guy, but he... was a member of Capriles' party until recently? still is?

looks like he's currently angling for "reconciliation" lol, but i guess controlled opposition is at worst a lateral move from Guaido if Parra can actually get some support (by, say, offering whatever breadcrumbs the PSUV is willing to give a less boisterous national assembly)

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011

GreyjoyBastard posted:

my mistake, I assumed that if the Venezuelan leadership was going to these lengths he'd be a psuv guy, but he... was a member of Capriles' party until recently? still is?

looks like he's currently angling for "reconciliation" lol, but i guess controlled opposition is at worst a lateral move from Guaido if Parra can actually get some support (by, say, offering whatever breadcrumbs the PSUV is willing to give a less boisterous national assembly)

Guaido was legitimately voted out of his position because of the multiple massive corruption scandals around his imaginary presidency and his destruction of the Venezuelan economy through cooperation with the west.

Of course he immediately made his own pretend parliament where he won by a bajillionty votes because some idiots will believe whatever the NYT tells them and ignore Real Venezuelans.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


GreyjoyBastard posted:

tldr: Venezuelan troops and cops prevented just enough of the opposition's slim majority from being present for the new president-of-the-national-assembly election, the PSUV guy was sworn in after receiving 81 votes out of 167 legislators

No, Guiado tried to jump the fence as a photo op. He was free to walk in the front door and chose not to because he knew he was going to lose.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

GreyjoyBastard posted:

my mistake, I assumed that if the Venezuelan leadership was going to these lengths he'd be a psuv guy, but he... was a member of Capriles' party until recently? still is?

looks like he's currently angling for "reconciliation" lol, but i guess controlled opposition is at worst a lateral move from Guaido if Parra can actually get some support (by, say, offering whatever breadcrumbs the PSUV is willing to give a less boisterous national assembly)

So what you are saying is that you started from a conclusion, worked backwards from it, and then found the evidence that supported your conclusion even if it wasn't particularly true? If you're going to be smug about telling people that they only read a tweet, might want to get the facts right before assuming anything.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

joepinetree posted:

So what you are saying is that you started from a conclusion, worked backwards from it, and then found the evidence that supported your conclusion even if it wasn't particularly true? If you're going to be smug about telling people that they only read a tweet, might want to get the facts right before assuming anything.

yeah i probably should have dialed down the "read an article lol" if I wasn't going to spend more than thirty seconds myself

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Basically, it seems that Luis Parra and at least some non-PSUV deputies switched sides, and had enough of a quorum to elect him the president of the assembly. However, it is unclear how this was illegitimate besides the fact Parra and others switched sides.

Btw, any news from Chile or Haiti?

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

GreyjoyBastard posted:

yeah i probably should have dialed down the "read an article lol" if I wasn't going to spend more than thirty seconds myself

hopefully you'll learn from this experience lol no you won't

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Wow, wonder if any of the people who were 100% sure that Morales had cheated in the election are going to change their minds now that we know that the OAS report was literally the result of Marco Rubio's hatchetman deciding the conclusion that would be reached in advance?

GreyjoyBastard posted:

yeah i probably should have dialed down the "read an article lol" if I wasn't going to spend more than thirty seconds myself

You do realize that this is why people see you as a giant joke, right? So why do you still keep trying to act all authoritative?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Cerebral Bore posted:

Wow, wonder if any of the people who were 100% sure that Morales had cheated in the election are going to change their minds now that we know that the OAS report was literally the result of Marco Rubio's hatchetman deciding the conclusion that would be reached in advance?


You do realize that this is why people see you as a giant joke, right? So why do you still keep trying to act all authoritative?

mostly because i can't always be bothered to slather "iirc" and "afaik" everywhere in all my posts :v:

and i doubt you'd like my writing style particularly more if it was even more gummed up with conditionals especially since I'd still be disagreeing with you sometimes and therefore bad

basically, chill out

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

GreyjoyBastard posted:

mostly because i can't always be bothered to slather "iirc" and "afaik" everywhere in all my posts :v:

and i doubt you'd like my writing style particularly more if it was even more gummed up with conditionals especially since I'd still be disagreeing with you sometimes and therefore bad

You didn't recall or know anything whatsoever here. You just jumped in accusing everybody else of being ignorant while not having done even the most basic study of the facts and now you're trying to brush it off as "writing style" lmao forever.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Cerebral Bore posted:

You didn't recall or know anything whatsoever here. You just jumped in accusing everybody else of being ignorant while not having done even the most basic study of the facts and now you're trying to brush it off as "writing style" lmao forever.

nah that was deffo a badpost and joe was right to dunk on me for being mean

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
venezuelablog's mostly-weekly Venezuela Weekly was before the climax of the parliament fight, but sorta covers the leadup:

https://venezuelablog.org/venezuela-weekly-punching-bobbing-weaving-guaido-reelection-looms/

quote:

- Maduro linked Juan Guaidó and the National Assembly’s deputies of his party, Yanet Fermín and Fernando Orozco, to a “terrorist cell led by Leopoldo López and the government of Iván Duque” that allegedly intended to strike a coup to overthrow Maduro on the 10th of December. Maduro also claimed that James Story, the ex-Chargé d’ Affaires at the United States Embassy in Caracas, is involved in the conspiracy plans against his government.

- On Monday the National Constituent Assembly—the government-controlled body elected in 2017 to rewrite Venezuela’s constitution—voted to allow the trial of four opposition deputies for a supposed terrorist plot in the eastern state of Sucre.

- The opposition coalition is also denouncing that the government is trying to buy opposition’s deputies, and turn them against Guaidó–the so-called “scorpion operation.” U.S. Special Representative for Venezuela Elliot Abrams claims to have information that Maduro offered $500,000 to deputies to vote against Guaidó. The Voluntad Popular party expelled from its ranks the deputy of the National Assembly (AN) José Gregorio Noriega, as having been involved.

Opposition parties hold 112 of the 167 seats in the National Assembly. However, 8 of them are outside of the dominant faction, 7 have been sanctioned and have been removed from the dominant coalition. According to Venezuelan journalist Jose de Bastos, this currently gives Guaidó 93 votes.

In order to ensure its majority, the opposition voted to allow virtual voting for legislators abroad. But after the norm changed, some opposition deputies filed an appeal before the Constitutional Chamber of the Supreme Court of Justice (TSJ) to challenge the modification of the National Assembly (AN) proceedings. The argument was that the new arrangement prejudice supplement deputies to assume as principal deputies. The Constitutional Chamber of the Supreme Court of Justice (TSJ), in a speedy decision, declared the “absolute nullity” and the lack of legal effects of Assembly’s Reforms. Referring to the expulsion of Noriega form the Popular Will party (see above) Guaidó said that “nobody in their right mind” would ever appeal to a Chavista-controlled TSJ to act against their political allies.

and a bunch of other "this is what else is happening in venezuela" stuff with links

also a journalist qna: https://venezuelablog.org/qa-coming-weeks-months-venezuela/

a chunk of this is the bloggers' opinions and predictions rather than their usually pretty level-headed reporting, but still


reporting on exactly how many votes Parra received is, uh, mixed, and a formal vote tally was apparently never recorded, but I'm inclined to think

quote:

Parra told reporters 140 lawmakers were present in the session and that his candidacy was approved with 81 votes, while Regime deputy Pedro Carreno told AFP that the vote took place with 150 deputies present and that Parra received 84 votes.
is in the area of accurate since it seems to be from the actual MPs involved?

https://theglobepost.com/2020/01/06/guaido-venezuela-national-assembly/

quote:

Guaido said that he and other legislators were prevented from entering the building before the vote. In a viral video, the opposition leader at one point attempted to scale the fence into the premises but was pushed back by security personnel with riot shields.

However, a video published by Telesur, which is owned in large part by the Venezuelan government, shows that Guaido had in fact been granted access to the National Assembly building earlier in the day.

But he refused to enter without several other opposition MPs who had been stripped of their parliamentary immunity after being accused of crimes.

Ultimately, some thirty to forty opposition members from the 167-seat body were left outside the chamber while other MPs voted inside, Phillip Gunson, a Caracas-based analyst with the Crisis Group, told The Globe Post.

“It’s not entirely clear whether that was because they were outright refused or because the opposition wanted them all to go in together and the security wouldn’t allow that,” Gunson said.

According to Gunson, Guaido and other opposition members insisted on entering the chamber in unison because they feared security forces from President Nicolas Maduro‘s government would begin blocking some opposition MPs from entering the chamber once the assembly had reached an 84-member quorum.

The government “needed to get to a quorum of 84, but obviously didn’t want all of the opposition MPs to enter the chamber because then they were a majority,” Gunson said.

“The key thing was to get Guaido on the inside and enough people for the opposition inside so that it was legitimate, but without allowing them all in.”

It’s not clear whether or not the government had any such plans, but opposition members were reportedly blocked from entering the building as a group.

quote:

Second Vice President Jose Noriega said 31 opposition deputies joined Maduro’s United Socialist Party of Venezuela to vote for Parra, though Gunson put the figure at 18.

If all 167 members had ultimately voted, Gunson said the contest would have been “quite close” but that Guaido likely would have won with about 85 votes.

Though opposition lawmakers control 112 seats, the bloc has splintered over the last year with Parra and his allies breaking from Guaido after Parra was accused of being a part of a corruption scheme linked to Maduro’s regime.

A contingent of more radical members of the opposition had also broken with Guaido over strategic disagreements.

But these more radical members ultimately supported Guaido in an alternate vote that was organized by the opposition and held in the offices of a newspaper later Sunday evening in which Guaido received 100 votes.

These votes included some from several lawmakers that have been forced into exile or have taken shelter in foreign diplomatic missions over fears of being arrested.

Gunson said that several “alternate” or “sit-in” members also cast ballots in the second vote, though it’s unclear precisely how many.

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jan 7, 2020

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011
The virtual voting thing is a sham, the opposition guys who fled after trying to overthrow the democratically elected government were already legally replaced, “virtual voting” is an attempt to unseat existing legislators.

This is all pretty thoroughly covered here: https://venezuelanalysis.com/news/14749

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vj_12ck7t8

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I just don't get why these politicians in latin america keep getting into a pattern where they gotta keep personally running for reelection and not only is it no good for another party to take control, there's nobody from their own party that can be trusted to hold office.

Like even before getting into the specifics of each election, just personally holding power for over ten years feels like putting stress on the base concept of democracy, as the specific flaws of the one man in charge get more embedded in the absence of other perspectives and influences.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

SlothfulCobra posted:

I just don't get why these politicians in latin america keep getting into a pattern where they gotta keep personally running for reelection and not only is it no good for another party to take control, there's nobody from their own party that can be trusted to hold office.

Like even before getting into the specifics of each election, just personally holding power for over ten years feels like putting stress on the base concept of democracy, as the specific flaws of the one man in charge get more embedded in the absence of other perspectives and influences.

Maybe they're concerned that without their personal popularity helping their party's chances a bunch of fascists might try to sweep into office, completely dismantle even the pretense of democracy and enforce a white supremacist state?

Also term limits are bullshit and should be universally abolished because they do no good but as we have seen cause enormous harm.

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011

SlothfulCobra posted:

I just don't get why these politicians in latin america keep getting into a pattern where they gotta keep personally running for reelection and not only is it no good for another party to take control, there's nobody from their own party that can be trusted to hold office.

Like even before getting into the specifics of each election, just personally holding power for over ten years feels like putting stress on the base concept of democracy, as the specific flaws of the one man in charge get more embedded in the absence of other perspectives and influences.

term limits are fascist policy that constrain democracy.

if a guy wants to run the country and the people want him to run the country and keep voting for him what’s the issue?

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Just look at Ecuador. Correa stepped down and the results were not good despite his other party winning.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

SlothfulCobra posted:

I just don't get why these politicians in latin america keep getting into a pattern where they gotta keep personally running for reelection and not only is it no good for another party to take control, there's nobody from their own party that can be trusted to hold office.

Like even before getting into the specifics of each election, just personally holding power for over ten years feels like putting stress on the base concept of democracy, as the specific flaws of the one man in charge get more embedded in the absence of other perspectives and influences.

Left-wing movements have fewer sources of power to draw on than right-wing movements, because they tend not to have the backing of capital, the military, the police, the international community, the major media, etc. With all those structural disadvantages cutting off a lot of traditional paths to power, left-wing movements have to use whatever advantages they can get. Charismatic leadership exists across the political spectrum but is pretty rare overall, so when the left can find a charismatic leader that people like who can win elections on the back of a combination of their personal charisma and popularity as well as their left-wing policy positions, that's one way to overcome the huge structural advantages afforded to both charismatic and uncharismatic right-wing candidates. The problem is that the structural disadvantages don't go away just because the left wins an election, those various right-wing institutions continue hating the left and trying to undermine it at every turn, and any move to try and neutralize those structural disadvantages (for example, replacing the leadership of the military or police, or regulation of the media, or establishing alternative institutions like state-run broadcasters or armed militias) is seen as a step towards authoritarianism that justifies a coup against the left-wing leader. Giving up a huge advantage like a very popular charismatic incumbent leader is a giant self-inflicted wound when all those right-wing institutions are still there trying to destroy whoever the left puts forward on election day.

Look at two competing instances where a charismatic leader left office and was replaced by an uncharismatic one. In Brazil, Lula was and is extraordinarily personally popular and charismatic, and could probably be president forever if not for term limits. While he was in power, he was so popular that the right couldn't really touch him. But once he was out of power and replaced by a competent enough but uncharismatic successor, Dilma, the right was emboldened and could strike back with a judicial coup that both removed Dilma and banned Lula from beating Bolsonaro in a democratic election. That in a state where the left-wing party, despite being in power for a decade and a half and accomplishing good things, largely stuck to the established institutions of democracy, didn't make many efforts to consolidate institutional power except for enacting popular programs that would help them win further elections, and hoped that by winning free and fair democratic elections and playing by the established rules, the right-wing institutions might decide they aren't so bad after all, and would let them stay in power. That didn't happen and once an opportunity presented itself the right leaped at the chance to destroy the left forever so they could get back to rapaciously extracting all of Brazil's wealth to enrich a few oligarchs.

Conversely, in Venezuela Chavez was extraordinarily personally popular and charismatic and could have been president forever if he hadn't died. His popularity was great enough that when the right did try to touch him, they failed completely. Maduro is not so personally popular and not as successful, and the right was once again emboldened to strike back, but there the Chavistas had actually restructured the institutions of political power to undermine the right's structural advantages and the right-wing coup attempt failed from a combination of its own incompetence and the loyalty of Venezuelan institutions to Maduro (whether you think that loyalty is legitimately justified or not I leave to you, the reader).

Does personally holding power for over ten years put stress on the base concepts of democracy? That depends on what country you're talking about. Nobody would claim that FDR being in power for 13 years and winning four consecutive elections (and to be frank probably more if he hadn't died) strained the base concepts of American democracy. Nobody would say that Angela Merkel being in power for 15 years strained the base concepts of German democracy, or that Pierre Trudeau being in power for 16 years strained the base concepts of Canadian democracy. But when it happens in Latin America it's suddenly seen as creeping authoritarianism and an indictment of overall political institutions that there aren't people waiting in the wings to replace the popular incumbent leader who keeps winning elections despite the overwhelming structural advantages afforded to the capital-backed right wing. Gee, it's almost like this furor over the desperate need for term limits is a false narrative put out to justify the idea that freely-elected left-wing leaders are inherently authoritarian and need to be removed at the point of a gun for the sake of democracy.

vyelkin fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Jan 23, 2020

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
To be fair, there is something to say about how the Left often doesn't put focus on building a new generation of leaders and grow power hungry, but it isn't always without reason and fighting against term limits barely qualifies.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Angela Merkel has destroyed German democracy, and FDR destroyed America nearly a century ago with his ego driven dictatorship!

Or is it only LA leftist leaders we should worry about for consistently winning elections?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

brugroffil posted:

Angela Merkel has destroyed German democracy, and FDR destroyed America nearly a century ago with his ego driven dictatorship!

....what? How so?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


CommieGIR posted:

....what? How so?

:rimshot:

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Fair nuff.

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