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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That man’s name?

Malchus.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Guys, guys, that's the wrong type of cockfight!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I, for one, welcome our new poultry overlords

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Good

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

He couldn't handle the fat cock when it came for him.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
https://www.newsweek.com/feral-cat-eat-human-corpse-1482549

quote:

Feral cats have been recorded eating human corpses at a research facility that studies how our bodies decompose.

The cats were seen scavenging from dead bodies at the site in Whitewater, Colorado, with two separate incidents recorded.

quote:

"Both cats showed preference for bodies in relatively early decomposition," they wrote. "Scavenging began when the bodies showed early signs of decomposition and ended at the onset of moist decomposition." This suggests, they say, that the cats preferred eating tissue that was in earlier stages of decomposition.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Fyre Fest organizer who almost blew guy for case of Evian water is new face of Evian water

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:vince:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Judge deals blow to woman charged for being topless at home

quote:

A judge refused to overturn part of Utah’s lewdness law Tuesday in a blow to a woman who’s fighting criminal charges after her stepchildren saw her topless in her own home. ... If convicted, she could face jail time and be forced to register as a sex offender for 10 years. ... Buchanan was charged after she and her husband took off their shirts to keep their clothes from getting dirty while they hung drywall in their garage in a Salt Lake City suburb in late 2017 or early 2018.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Guy In Florida Loads Car With Frozen Iguanas, They Warm Up, Come Back To Life, Cause Car Accident

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

If you put a male sex robot and a female sex robot in the same room, will you get perpetual motion?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Aleph Null posted:

If you put a male sex robot and a female sex robot in the same room, will you get perpetual motion?

That's how you get a robocalypse, you fool!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!






:negative:

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Jan 22, 2020

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Aww, I wanted it to be Guy Fieri

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Aleph Null posted:

If you put a male sex robot and a female sex robot in the same room, will you get perpetual motion?

No, but if you want to prevent a fire from breaking out because of the friction, you'll need perpetual lotion.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


North Carolina animal rescue posts brutally honest cat adoption ad: 'She's just a jerk'

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

A hundred and twelve varieties is honestly not impressive.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

What I'm curious about here is who even charged her.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

PubicMice posted:

What I'm curious about here is who even charged her.

The stepkids mother.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Platystemon posted:

A hundred and twelve varieties is honestly not impressive.

112 different species is fairly impressive when it doesn’t seem like they’re relying on dozens of closely related species of fish or something for the count. I bet you haven’t eaten meat from 112 species.

Obligatory ‘but your mom has!’ joke.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Captain Monkey posted:

112 different species is fairly impressive when it doesn’t seem like they’re relying on dozens of closely related species of fish or something for the count. I bet you haven’t eaten meat from 112 species.

Obligatory ‘but your mom has!’ joke.

If I can’t stumble across species unknown to science while shopping there, what’s the point?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



https://mobile.twitter.com/JamieApody/status/1220092277621755909

Mr Ice Cream Glove has a new favorite as of 14:26 on Jan 23, 2020

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Great, another Gritty rebute.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Mods rename me "Gritty is CANCELED" thanks.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Eel Snorting Monk Seals was a vastly overrated musical group IMHO.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Mods please rename me to ‘Eel Snorting Seal’ pronto.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

That seal looks like he's having a great time though, like he looks more chill than I ever have been. Maybe we all should start shoving eels up our noses, that's the true secret to eternal happiness

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Good to see Adrian Beltre keeping himself busy.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcOY8ziJdLk

I really want to see another remake of The Mummy where this is the sound the mummy makes throughout the movie.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Knormal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcOY8ziJdLk

I really want to see another remake of The Mummy where this is the sound the mummy makes throughout the movie.

Well that's a heck of a thing to see pop up in your face as you're getting ready to drowse off. Thanks, thread :zombie:

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Ehhh.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Just wanted to remind you that anybody who watched this is now cursed. :eng101:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Honj Steak posted:

Just wanted to remind you that anybody who watched this is now cursed. :eng101:

At this point I've probably got Monty Burns Syndrome with curses

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Honj Steak posted:

Just wanted to remind you that anybody who watched this is now cursed. :eng101:

I was too scared to watch it :smug:

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