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I had a D&D player who insisted on his character having a pet spider who could fly, with "eight monocles." When we told him that would just be a pair of 8 glasses or 4 pairs of normal glasses, he said no it had to be "monocles." He named the loving thing Larry. My players and I had an awfully fun time coming up with creative ways to kill Larry.
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Jan 23, 2020 20:54
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combination of 1+3. #2 is a jumpsuit and #3 is a set of chaps (no rear end covering). but spiders have spinnerets, you say, so wouldn't they want to wear chaps? well that is why they have flies
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Jan 23, 2020 21:12
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Sagebrush posted:combination of 1+3. #2 is a jumpsuit and #3 is a set of chaps (no rear end covering). correct
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Jan 23, 2020 21:28
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Sagebrush posted:combination of 1+3. #2 is a jumpsuit and #3 is a set of chaps (no rear end covering). No, flies is why they have webs
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Jan 23, 2020 21:29
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Jan 23, 2020 21:38
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mind the walrus posted:I had a D&D player who insisted on his character having a pet spider who could fly, with "eight monocles." When we told him that would just be a pair of 8 glasses or 4 pairs of normal glasses, he said no it had to be "monocles." He named the loving thing Larry. Mr. Peanut was killed to feed Larry's insatiable appetite for monocles. 
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Jan 23, 2020 21:44
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Jan 23, 2020 22:27
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i've been saving every single one of these i see on the internet, can't get enough of it.
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Jan 23, 2020 22:53
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Sagebrush posted:combination of 1+3. #2 is a jumpsuit and #3 is a set of chaps (no rear end covering). they should have butt flaps like fozzie had in baby muppets
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Jan 23, 2020 23:10
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The poors can just suckle the wine out of the fabric when the billionaire gives it to be cleaned. If they put some effort and just duck hard enough.
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Jan 23, 2020 23:11
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Jan 23, 2020 23:27
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Give the cat the can water and make the sandwich while it's distracted.
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Jan 23, 2020 23:48
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Guyver posted:Give the cat the can water and make the sandwich while it's distracted. Why would you give the best part to the cat?
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Jan 23, 2020 23:55
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You don't love your cats?
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Jan 23, 2020 23:56
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OP: Tucking in to a tin of cat food. Also OP: "Whoah buddy, this isn't for you. What gave you that idea?"
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Jan 23, 2020 23:57
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Cats can have little a seA MEaT
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Jan 24, 2020 00:42
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i own every Bionicle posted:Cats can have little a seA MEaT As a seA TREaT
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Jan 24, 2020 01:05
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Lizard Combatant posted:OP: Tucking in to a tin of cat food. My dogs get this way when I eat Slim Jims.
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Jan 24, 2020 01:07
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Lets not loose sight of the real sea treat folks, and that's throwing your used car batteries into the ocean rather than turn them over to the grifters at Pep Boys. It's thrilling and perfectly legal.
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Jan 24, 2020 02:16
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Jan 24, 2020 02:24
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Hahah holy poo poo
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Jan 24, 2020 02:24
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lmao
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Jan 24, 2020 02:25
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Syncopated posted:Also, shame on you for not quoting the source!! Haha that’s amazing. I love dolly. I didn’t know she was the source or I absolutely would have.
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Jan 24, 2020 02:25
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Omg that’s I don’t know what sound I just made but it was a combination of LOL and Ooooof
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Jan 24, 2020 02:26
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MarcusSA posted:Omg that’s I don’t know what sound I just made but it was a combination of LOL and Ooooof Looof
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Jan 24, 2020 02:27
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LifeSunDeath posted:Looof That’s it! Still laughing at it though.
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Jan 24, 2020 02:29
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Jan 24, 2020 02:37
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Close enough
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Jan 24, 2020 02:38
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Where was this posted recently?
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Jan 24, 2020 02:52
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Son of Rodney posted:The poors can just suckle the wine out of the fabric when the billionaire gives it to be cleaned. If they put some effort and just duck hard enough. Lol no, the fabric wine is for the non-billionaire guy who owns the yacht/rolex/luxury car dealership. The poor get to drink that guy's piss.
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Jan 24, 2020 03:01
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MarcusSA posted:Haha that’s amazing. I love dolly. Dolly Parton is what "Heritage, not hate" should actually mean.
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Jan 24, 2020 03:06
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Son of Rodney posted:The poors can just suckle the wine out of the fabric when the billionaire gives it to be cleaned. If they put some effort and just duck hard enough. Before it was Reaganomics, it was “horse & sparrow economics”. Feed a horse enough oats and it’ll poo poo some out where the birds can eat it.
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Jan 24, 2020 03:13
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Milo and POTUS posted:Where was this posted recently?
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Jan 24, 2020 03:28
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Don't know who the other characters are but Doomguy has an impeccable moral compass so I'm with him.
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Jan 24, 2020 03:41
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Is everyone cat face blind but me ????
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Jan 24, 2020 03:42
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Sonic, Master Chief, and Zelda are concerned about some children's MSG intake? and also, cups.
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A bunch of popular video game characters and their fans are mad that yet another Fire Emblem swordsman/woman was added to Smash Bros before the.
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