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what if it were tane soup
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Homeless Friend posted:how big a cauldron are we talking here, like a witches cauldron?
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Jan 22, 2020 04:51
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Almost like this little tale is relatable somehow, can’t quite put my finger on why though...
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Jan 22, 2020 04:53
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well op, you bring together all the different flavors of tony: tony, toni, toné, and man what a delicious soup that sounds so smooth and great
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:One day a handsome young stranger came to a tiny sleepy village in the countryside. He went around asking for food for his empty cooking pot but was thoroughly rebuffed by every villager. But this stranger was crafty and so he hatched a scheme. He went to the river and filled his pot up with water and when it boiled dropped in some stones. After 30 minutes one of the villagers got curious and came up and asked him: 
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Jan 22, 2020 04:58
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https://youtu.be/XgNuPXIIvC8 bread
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Jan 22, 2020 06:14
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towel jerky
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Jan 22, 2020 08:42
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Stone soup except 10 people brought stones, 1 guy brought bowls, and the last guy brought half empty 2 liters.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:56
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listen i dont even know what soup *is* is a hot dog a sandwhich? is a bowl of shreddies a soup???? for christs sake ask your mother i need to finish this X-Wing 1:44 porkins model
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Jan 22, 2020 09:02
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shopping bag onion bloom
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Jan 22, 2020 09:04
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Socialism? In my soup?! It's more likely than you think
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Jan 22, 2020 09:06
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I hosed the soup, stone and all
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Jan 22, 2020 09:11
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Lil Swamp Booger Soup
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Jan 22, 2020 09:21
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If you think about it, a bukkake is a sort of stone soup
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Jan 22, 2020 09:26
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redm posted:[pelts OP with rocks]
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Jan 22, 2020 09:30
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Fallen Hamprince posted:what if a stone soup but the soup was weed One time I dropped a gram of concentrate into a boiling pot of ramen noodles. I assumed it wouldn’t do anything due to being either under- or over-cooked. An hour later I couldn’t walk. A day later, I still couldn’t walk. A++, errybody should eat stoned soup.
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Jan 22, 2020 11:33
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I've got a character going on the gooncrawl fork and I'm absolutely going to die to my own hubris.
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Jan 22, 2020 11:50
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A jester had a bag of jewels he brought to the communal soup pot, and he wowed the villagers with his fancy jewels. Oh how they sparkled! Every time the jester threw a jewel into the soup, he promised the villagers that they could have the jewels, if only they could reach them at the bottom; with each bowl, the jester threw in another jewel. He had to eat before he would stop casting them in. The jester ate and ate as the villagers waited. Finally, the pot of soup was almost gone, and before anyone knew it, the jester had disappeared. The villagers, as they hungrily ate the last of the soup, realized that... the jewels at the bottom were made of glass! (It's an economic allegory.)
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Jan 22, 2020 11:55
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SirSamVimes posted:I've got a character going on the gooncrawl fork and I'm absolutely going to die to my own hubris. No boots of speed, good luck
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Jan 22, 2020 12:01
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:A jester had a bag of jewels he brought to the communal soup pot, and he wowed the villagers with his fancy jewels. Oh how they sparkled! Every time the jester threw a jewel into the soup, he promised the villagers that they could have the jewels, if only they could reach them at the bottom; with each bowl, the jester threw in another jewel. He had to eat before he would stop casting them in. The jester ate and ate as the villagers waited. Finally, the pot of soup was almost gone, and before anyone knew it, the jester had disappeared. The villagers, as they hungrily ate the last of the soup, realized that... the jewels at the bottom were made of glass! (It's an economic allegory.) That dude sounds cool. Seriously, I admire that man.
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Jan 22, 2020 12:06
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They were soup crystals
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Jan 22, 2020 12:10
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I keep trying to get into Stone Soup, but it's really confusing. They say it's accessible, but I think that only pertains to people who already play harder roguelikes.
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The Dregs posted:I keep trying to get into Stone Soup, but it's really confusing. They say it's accessible, but I think that only pertains to people who already play harder roguelikes. There’s a webtiles version with sprites and stuff if your troubles are just with the ASCII version. Also there’s a crawl irc with bots you can query for info. But that’s not what this thread is about!!
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The Dregs posted:I keep trying to get into Stone Soup, but it's really confusing. They say it's accessible, but I think that only pertains to people who already play harder roguelikes. it's great if you can get into it, although it took me hours to figure out what was going on (and that was years ago. and i'm kind of impatient and dumb.) i would not call it accessible, except in the way that certain people find things like that accessible.
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Jan 22, 2020 13:10
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stone soup isn't that much of a stretch. in ye-olde times people would boil water by heating up a stone and putting it into a pot of water. so adding a "stone" to the soup isn't a lazy handout, this person is offering to cook the soup for everyone else. it is a fair trade!
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Jan 22, 2020 13:35
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my god... it's the infinity stone! this will make an excellent soup
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Jan 22, 2020 14:49
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wanna make a "bone soup" with all the villagers havin a gang bang
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Jan 22, 2020 15:02
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Wanna join my cool orgy? I got some rocks 
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Jan 22, 2020 15:08
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:A jester had a bag of jewels he brought to the communal soup pot, and he wowed the villagers with his fancy jewels. Oh how they sparkled! Every time the jester threw a jewel into the soup, he promised the villagers that they could have the jewels, if only they could reach them at the bottom; with each bowl, the jester threw in another jewel. He had to eat before he would stop casting them in. The jester ate and ate as the villagers waited. Finally, the pot of soup was almost gone, and before anyone knew it, the jester had disappeared. The villagers, as they hungrily ate the last of the soup, realized that... the jewels at the bottom were made of glass! (It's an economic allegory.) Later the jester died in agony as he had eaten several broken shards of glass.
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Jan 22, 2020 15:11
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CAN YOU SMELL WHAT SOUP THE ROCK IS COOKING???!!!!!!
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Jan 22, 2020 15:53
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Every one poops and pees in the pot then has a delicious bowl of poo poo Pee Soup
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Every one poops and pees in the pot then has a delicious bowl of poo poo Pee Soup Only every 4 years
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Puttin' some rocks in this here cauldron. Gonna get em good an boilin. Boilin some rocks yessir. I'll holler at you when them rocks start meltin sose you can git to chickn pickn that ol' banjo.
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Jan 23, 2020 16:11
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“Man who make stone soup for wife soon have a marriage on the rocks!” - Confucius
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Jan 23, 2020 16:20
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Oh man, all these posts made by various goons have combined in this thread to form a real groan soup. but seriously I added some posts to my gumbo and now I think I'm dying of massive internal hemorrhaging what are these thing made of
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Jan 24, 2020 04:52
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:“Man who make stone soup for wife soon have a marriage on the rocks!”
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Jan 24, 2020 05:10
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ChickenHeart posted:Oh man, all these posts made by various goons have combined in this thread to form a real groan soup. the collective wisdom of the goon community
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Jan 24, 2020 05:13
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:the collective wisdom of the goon community Its like a soup that makes you more hungry
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wanna join my cool orgy? I got some rocks Are there soup crystals involved?
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Are there soup crystals involved?
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