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Heather Papps: hello friend

deep dish peat moss posted:

gordon ramses telling a group of slaves their pyramid is poo poo

Gordon Roman screaming about aquaducts

# ? Jan 23, 2020 13:42

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 03:43

xcheopis

junan_paalla posted:

i went to the zoo the other day
they only had one animal
it was a shih tzu

# ? Jan 23, 2020 16:16

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

LaughyTaughy

crimes

# ? Jan 23, 2020 16:44

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

deep dish peat moss posted:

PAUL BLART 3 MALL COPS ARE BASTARDS

amcab

# ? Jan 23, 2020 17:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

Bacon Taco posted:

amcab

Me, to a pig, shaking visibly:

Oh yeah it means "always maintain clear american borders"

# ? Jan 23, 2020 17:52

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

deep dish peat moss posted:

gordon ramses telling a group of slaves their pyramid is poo poo

# ? Jan 23, 2020 19:57

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

deep dish peat moss posted:

PAUL BLART 3 MALL COPS ARE BASTARDS

# ? Jan 23, 2020 20:30

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Cubone posted:

# ? Jan 23, 2020 20:30

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Heather Papps posted:

A joke, unutterable by human physiology, so funny it imbues sentience to any object within range, so it may laugh, laugh together
Forever

white people go mad like this, while eldrich horrors cause madness like this

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# ? Jan 23, 2020 21:44

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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deep dish peat moss posted:

gordon ramses telling a group of slaves their pyramid is poo poo

What the gently caress are you doing? It's suppose to be equilateral, not triangular. Where the gently caress did you put the missing side, mate?

# ? Jan 23, 2020 22:44

google THIS

deep dish peat moss posted:

gordon ramses telling a group of slaves their pyramid is poo poo

This mummy is so wet, if I weren't holding his brains in a jar I'd try to wake him up!

# ? Jan 24, 2020 00:48

Yinlock

deep dish peat moss posted:

gordon ramses telling a group of slaves their pyramid is poo poo

THE CAPSTONE IS FLAT

# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:14

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

"you call this a statue of Horus! it's loving RA!"

# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:21

Yinlock

Melissa, just a fantastic job, you've really outdone yourself

is what i would say if these bricks weren't COMPLETE poo poo

# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:25

google THIS

canyoneer posted:

"you call this a statue of Horus! it's loving RA!"

# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:29

google THIS

Make the thread

# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:31

biosterous

canyoneer posted:

"you call this a statue of Horus! it's loving RA!"

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:02

mind the walrus

google THIS posted:

Make the thread

# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:20

Escape From Noise

Gordon Ramsey at Rome under emperor Nero:

"IT'S BURNT! You're putting on a concert in a BURNT CITY! You IDIOT!"

# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:36

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

where in time is carmen sandiego, but gordon ramsay

crimes

# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:59

Escape From Noise

Struggling at jazz appreciation:

Yeah the new coach is a HUGE Dave Brubek fan. Not my thing but whatever. Weirdest thing though is that after a hard drill or whatever when someone's exhausted or has a slight injury or something he gets behind a piano and then three other people show up with a sax, a bass, and drums and they play this tune. When it's over we get back to practice. I don't get it.

# ? Jan 24, 2020 06:07

idiotsavant

the new coach is a... monk or somethin? of like, felonies? i dunno man anyways yesterday right before practice he shot up enough heroin to kill a fuckin horse and punched that one new sophmore kid in the face so hard he broke a tooth

# ? Jan 24, 2020 08:25

idiotsavant

user name shartlord69xX

# ? Jan 24, 2020 08:25

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

what kind of heroin can't handle a little horse

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Jan 24, 2020 08:43

Dip Viscous

*action movie hero breaks a stapler in half*

"just the fax"

# ? Jan 24, 2020 14:33

Dip Viscous

*inserts rum bottle into watermelon*

"you're fired"

# ? Jan 24, 2020 14:42

Yinlock

google THIS posted:

Make the thread

# ? Jan 24, 2020 14:53

idiotsavant

charles mingus was actually the guy who busted his trombone players face in

# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:10

baw: RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

computer how-tos formatted like recipes on a blog

"I remember as a young boy, playing outside in the autumn in my Grandmother's house in the countryside. The smell of burning leaves was in the air, and we sensed the days getting shorter, and the feeling of the coming school year was palpable. We caught fireflies and kept them in jars, the darkness creeping across the lawn and we knew that it would only be a matter of time before Grandma called to us to come in and prepare for dinner. It was one of these nights that we had the first paper jam in our Canon MG5650, and I'll never forget it..."

baw fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jan 24, 2020

baw

# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:10

Escape From Noise

idiotsavant posted:

charles mingus was actually the guy who busted his trombone players face in

I was gonna say...

# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:30

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

In a world where people are reincarnated into cars after they die, one man must learn to deal with being turned into a nissan cube.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:34

idiotsavant

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I was gonna say...

it was a compound jazz joke

# ? Jan 24, 2020 19:12

biosterous

a cooking competition show but all the food is cooked in slow cookers

frantic meal prep followed by eight hours of judges making small talk

dramatic countdown for the cooking time limit, at which point all the chefs just kinda reach over and turn the knob to "off"

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jan 25, 2020 01:36

Galaxander

Me chuckling quietly to myself seeing all the Darth Vader merchandise. I guess posers actually buy this stuff. Star Wars trufans know that Darth Vader was a bad guy, one of the villains.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 04:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

Galaxander posted:

Me chuckling quietly to myself seeing all the Darth Vader merchandise. I guess posers actually buy this stuff. Star Wars trufans know that Darth Vader was a bad guy, one of the villains.

ah yes, a princess, a pirate, and mmmmm hmmmm..... a jackbooted thug, the whip hand of a cruel empire. you get an apple, now away with ye child, away!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 04:15

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

why do they call it quickbooks when it takes so long to do :jerry:

# ? Jan 25, 2020 05:31

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Hugh Malone posted:

why do they call it quickbooks when it takes so long to do

accidentally put 87 octane into my computer so it can't run turbo tax until I get it flushed

# ? Jan 25, 2020 07:35

vanisher

running twin turbo tax this year gonna file at 550 HP (that's just the model of computer I have)

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jan 25, 2020 08:13

Escape From Noise

Hard-boiled secretary stories. "Just the fax, ma'am."

# ? Jan 25, 2020 08:17

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 03:43

google THIS

A race of elves from the land of Gou'Fa Qyors who can't understand why every attempt they make to introduce themselves to another race results in war.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 19:14

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