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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Knormal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcOY8ziJdLk

I really want to see another remake of The Mummy where this is the sound the mummy makes throughout the movie.
Squidward the mummy

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Captain Hygiene posted:

I was too scared to watch it :smug:

Then you are struck with the worst curse of all - fear

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





What did they expect it to sound like? It's a human from a couple of thousand years ago so it's not like the construction of the vocal apparatus is likely to be noticeably different from a modern persons.

Be cool if the mummy made spooky WooOOoooOOOooo sounds though, that one just sounds bored.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Quick someone find that video of someone demonstrating what a Neanderthal probably sounded like and it's just high pitched British shrieking.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Baron von Eevl posted:

Quick someone find that video of someone demonstrating what a Neanderthal probably sounded like and it's just high pitched British shrieking.

That's incredibly rude. His name was Terry Jones and he just died.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Captain Hygiene posted:

I was too scared to watch it :smug:

Awww, did you want your mummy?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Quick someone find that video of someone demonstrating what a Neanderthal probably sounded like and it's just high pitched British shrieking.

just lol if you don't have it saved in your PC

https://files.catbox.moe/bi2jnn.mp4

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Samuringa posted:

just lol if you don't have it saved in your PC

https://files.catbox.moe/bi2jnn.mp4

lmao how is this real and not from a comedy sketch show

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7894305/Man-swallows-two-live-eels-treat-constipation-following-folk-remedy.html

:psyboom:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That's all, folks

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Can't argue with results!

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's all, folks



(but with an eel)

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
That colon don't look ruptured to me.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Volcott posted:

That colon don't look ruptured to me.

You can't see the pig hole in it?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Well, he’s not constipated anymore.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

No ring.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Sir Lemming posted:



(but with an eel)

That's eel, folks!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Infamous Florida Easter Bunny Arrested After Hit-and-Run

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Local Man Arrested After Blaring “Benny Hill” Song Near People Slipping On Ice

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

wtf call the aclu

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPr8ZqRHTQo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

not a real news site

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Randaconda posted:

not a real news site

"Local buzzkill Randaconda was reported on the scene poo-pooing everything fun and good in the world. For more on this we go to our reporter, Myron Balls who has just finished interviewing his mother."

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




It wasn't until the fourth paragraph that I realized it was satire

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jojoinnit posted:

"Local buzzkill Randaconda was reported on the scene poo-pooing everything fun and good in the world. For more on this we go to our reporter, Myron Balls who has just finished interviewing his mother."

:saddowns:

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

jojoinnit posted:

"Local buzzkill Randaconda was reported on the scene poo-pooing everything fun and good in the world. For more on this we go to our reporter, Myron Balls who has just finished interviewing his mother."

:randno:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/guthriegf/status/1221208783411650560?s=21

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I thought these kookie religious types are against abortions.:confuoot:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


By popular demand posted:

I thought these kookie religious types are against abortions.:confuoot:

https://twitter.com/ChurchofSatan/status/1221278603809214465

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Questionable news placement by Google:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/matthewchampion/status/1221557555652153344?s=20

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
I'll see that and raise you this:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Beachcomber posted:

I'll see that and raise you this:

Holy gently caress

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Beachcomber posted:

I'll see that and raise you this:

Oh, no.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Beachcomber posted:

I'll see that and raise you this:

Ooooo, that’s a paddlin’

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

loving love the Satanic Temple. :unsmith:

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Beachcomber posted:

I'll see that and raise you this:

Started to say Knicks and tried to correct to Lakers. You hate to see it.

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