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Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

There are different sizes of box, and you also get to choose what's included every week. Or every other week, depending on your schedule.

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Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007




Came here to post this. Dr. Taber is actually a close friend of mine! /namedrop

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
Imagine the margins are much better for selling it whole vs making jam, even with the discount

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
I'm just amused that Imperfect Foods is a thing.

We always had a deal at the bakery to buy a local orchard's b-grade apples for the stuff we needed fresh apples for, as they were better quality for the price than shipping stuff in. I know they sold the stuff below that grade off to local pig farmers and a cider maker.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
It took 7 months but it’s done.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

:nws: that poo poo bruh

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

It took 7 months but it’s done.


:drat:

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Errant Gin Monks posted:

It took 7 months but it’s done.


All that practise but your Swiss roll techniques finally paid off. What jam is that? Strawberry?

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

It took 7 months but it’s done.

no sock 1/10

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004

Liquid Communism posted:

I'm just amused that Imperfect Foods is a thing.

We always had a deal at the bakery to buy a local orchard's b-grade apples for the stuff we needed fresh apples for, as they were better quality for the price than shipping stuff in. I know they sold the stuff below that grade off to local pig farmers and a cider maker.

I'm confused by your amusement, your intended use is literally what that service does, as a brokerage that doesn't involve direct contact to dozens of individual vendors just like normal produce companies work.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

imperfect went the way lots of startups do

it was good and different. then, to be able to scale up nationally, it became bad and same

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Errant Gin Monks posted:

It took 7 months but it’s done.


:toot:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Has anyone here ever made caviar before? I'm watching iron chef america right now and it is a caviar battle. I used to do some sturgeon fishing on the Missouri river and never did anything with the roe like a real dipshit, but I'm back east now, and wondering if i can do anything with trout roe when i go fishing this year

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Interesting! I thought it was just fresh roe preserved with salt, but I could be wrong. Let us know what you find out!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Squashy Nipples posted:

Interesting! I thought it was just fresh roe preserved with salt, but I could be wrong. Let us know what you find out!

Will do! It is just roe and salt, but I was curious if anyone has taken a run at it

Gentleman Owl
Apr 29, 2013

bloody ghost titty posted:

Welcome back! May I recommend An Everlasting Meal by Tamar Adler? I picked it up after she got Twitter roasted for having a custom forged https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/03/26/dining/alice-waters-egg-spoon-me-too-movement.amp.html given to her by Alice waters.

It’s a phenomenal read, and the philosophy is very simple but elegant. I think it might be exactly where you’re headed.

From a few pages back, but I wanted to delurk to thank you. As someone undergoing the same change in relationship to food it was indeed a phenomenal read. It's also given me a much better perspective on handling food wastage as well, which had been bugging me with food going bad before I could get around to it (and only so much freezer space).

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

pile of brown posted:

I'm confused by your amusement, your intended use is literally what that service does, as a brokerage that doesn't involve direct contact to dozens of individual vendors just like normal produce companies work.

It's nothing new. It's a startup doing the 'what if we have a really good ad campaign for something that already exists and charge a premium'.

MelancholyMark
May 5, 2009

Eat This Glob posted:

Will do! It is just roe and salt, but I was curious if anyone has taken a run at it

My friend caught a bunch of trout with intact roe sacs over MLK. They turned out well by just separating the eggs from the connective membrane, rinsing a few times with water and then brining for a few hours. Was v easy and they turned out good! You shouldn’t have any problems.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004

Liquid Communism posted:

It's nothing new. It's a startup doing the 'what if we have a really good ad campaign for something that already exists and charge a premium'.

I've never examined their sales model, are they actually charging a premium for what they advertise as undesirable produce?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

MelancholyMark posted:

My friend caught a bunch of trout with intact roe sacs over MLK. They turned out well by just separating the eggs from the connective membrane, rinsing a few times with water and then brining for a few hours. Was v easy and they turned out good! You shouldn’t have any problems.

Nice!

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

Gentleman Owl posted:

From a few pages back, but I wanted to delurk to thank you. As someone undergoing the same change in relationship to food it was indeed a phenomenal read. It's also given me a much better perspective on handling food wastage as well, which had been bugging me with food going bad before I could get around to it (and only so much freezer space).

Oh, that’s lovely to hear. I know I’ll never feel the same way about parsley stems.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

pile of brown posted:

I've never examined their sales model, are they actually charging a premium for what they advertise as undesirable produce?

when i had a subscription for a few months a few years ago, it was usually normal produce a little cheaper or organic produce for the price of regular produce, with a few clearly convenience items to try to open up the margin like coffee and olive oil

now it is more or less as you describe; the product is now "marketing a csa to morons who dont know what a csa is" per the standard silicon valley startup growth model

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Jan 26, 2020

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
You're right. I should totally just subscribe to all the CSAs in Vegas. They're very popular here, what with all the farms.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
It looks like you have 6 to subscribe to https://www.localharvest.org/las-vegas-nv/csa

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


I was subscribed to Quail Hollow Farm for a year or so. The problem I had was they charged $15 "fuel fee" for delivering to one of their drop-off locations, "to cover the cost of gas." Except they charged every subscriber the fee. All 200 of us. Every week. And their baskets were expensive as hell even without that fee tacked on. The final straw was when I got my basket on Wednesday, then went to Thursday farmers market and saw how much nicer the produce they kept for market was. They were charging a huge premium to us, and we were the ugly veg disposal group.

Most of the rest of the CSAs "serving Las Vegas" are in Arizona or California, shipping their stuff in. So it's not saving any carbon footprint over buying from Kroger. Same with our farmers markets; virtually all of the produce is from Cali, and while the product is good, the cost is higher than going to Whole Foods for a lot of it.

Basically humans shouldn't be living in the Mojave and we're dumb for doing it. But at least we can get some big boxes of produce every couple of months and save a little bit of money, maybe.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Agreed with Bart here. Living is Las Vegas isn't sustainable, we know this. But we try to do what we can to reduce our impact.

On the bright side we're really good at renewable energy in these parts.

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.
If the goal is to reduce your impact, I wouldn't worry too much about eating local until you've already gone after the much more impactful low hanging fruit, which involves changing your diet rather than changing the source of your diet.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Yum, tourists

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

TychoCelchuuu posted:

If the goal is to reduce your impact, I wouldn't worry too much about eating local until you've already gone after the much more impactful low hanging fruit, which involves changing your diet rather than changing the source of your diet.

Eat the rich :thermidor:

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Casu Marzu posted:

Eat the rich :thermidor:

They're usually low in fat and can be sourced locally.

Wungus
Mar 5, 2004

Nephzinho posted:

They're usually low in fat and can be sourced locally.
When you live in the South these two things do not align. If I don't want a 60/40 Wealthburger, I've gotta import from California, and I'm trying to be better about my carbon footprint lately.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Did the GWS IRC ever move to discord?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Nephzinho posted:

Did the GWS IRC ever move to discord?

I hope so, I would like to join if it did.

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.

Whalley posted:

When you live in the South these two things do not align. If I don't want a 60/40 Wealthburger, I've gotta import from California, and I'm trying to be better about my carbon footprint lately.
If the goal is to reduce your carbon footprint, I wouldn't worry too much about eating local until you've already gone after the much more impactful low hanging fruit, which involves changing your diet rather than changing the source of your diet.

Wungus
Mar 5, 2004

TychoCelchuuu posted:

If the goal is to reduce your carbon footprint, I wouldn't worry too much about eating local until you've already gone after the much more impactful low hanging fruit, which involves changing your diet rather than changing the source of your diet.

I agree fully but the thing is we're talking about eating billionaires and they don't just sit in the back of a Greyhound to get from SF to NC and in this case a charter plane does have enough of a carbon footprint that I am going to have to source local

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Whalley posted:

I agree fully but the thing is we're talking about eating billionaires and they don't just sit in the back of a Greyhound to get from SF to NC and in this case a charter plane does have enough of a carbon footprint that I am going to have to source local

honestly, i'd say it's because of their carbon footprint that you should import them to eat and hopefully weed out the most impactful first

maybe exhaust your own, local supply too though

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.

Whalley posted:

I agree fully but the thing is we're talking about eating billionaires and they don't just sit in the back of a Greyhound to get from SF to NC and in this case a charter plane does have enough of a carbon footprint that I am going to have to source local
But you have to consider the carbon footprint of all of their family flying in on jets for the funeral. Even if you eat the entire family that's already a pretty big negative impact. At least if you eat out of town billionaire, the funeral will probably happen back where their family already lives.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


I’ve found billionaires to be exquisite in soups and stews.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

TychoCelchuuu posted:

But you have to consider the carbon footprint of all of their family flying in on jets for the funeral. Even if you eat the entire family that's already a pretty big negative impact. At least if you eat out of town billionaire, the funeral will probably happen back where their family already lives.

That just concentrates them and then you can catch the whole herd at once. I like a modified BOARBUSTER https://www.farmranchstore.com/boarbuster for big jobs like that, baited with diesel fuel, feed corn, and casino comps. Billionaires love that poo poo.

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bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Legit question for suburban Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 billionaires that fly into my city within 2-3 hours every weekend to play?

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