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Billy Gnosis posted:Her inevitable milkshake ducking is going to be one of the most painful Harambe beat up a child, and it only made him more popular. What I'm saying is, you know those videos of hippos eating whole watermelons whole? Fiona could do that to a baby, and I'd believe the kid had it coming.
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Elfface posted:Harambe beat up a child, and it only made him more popular. I'd call you a liar, but that's how I feel about Gritty.
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Three Men and a Baby reboot is looking good.
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Do otters really understand the power of the sounds that they make? They could conquer the human world with those sounds if they wanted to. Edit: the human emperor would be like "They have developed a technique unknown to us, a technique involving sound. It could threaten me" Samurai Sanders has a new favorite as of 13:03 on Jan 25, 2020 |
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Elfface posted:Harambe beat up a child, and it only made him more popular. The Fiona mauling victim will themselves be milkshake ducked and her actions proven entirely justified  .
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RoboRodent posted:I understand that the main hurdle to domesticating cheetahs has always been that they're very high strung and don't breed well in captivity. They take terribly to being confined. Like was said they suck in a fight and their primary survival strategy is "go fast, catch the fastest goat nobody else can get." Their hunts actually fail more often than they succeed but even then they aren't much for competition. They don't really stake out territory and if food is scarce where they are/there are too many threats they just like, leave. While they are pretty lazy most of the time that's an energy conservation thing; when they get hungry all that stored up energy comes out in being so god damned fast. Now imagine what happens if it has nowhere to go, ever, and they never get to do the thing that cheetahs do. It bears repeating that cheetahs are fast. Really loving god damned fast. A totally average cheetah can easily hit like 70 miles per hour. Take something as big as a cheetah that likes to sometimes go that fast and lock it in a building. See how well it does. It's really hard to recreate conditions that cheetahs are comfortable in unless you give them a lot of space. No problem if you're a wealthy king but more of an issue for the rest of us schlubs or a normal zoo. The other thing is, well, what the hell do you do with cheetahs once you've domesticated them? Dogs are absurdly useful in every way you can think of while cats eat the hell out of things that we'd like to keep out of our food supply while also being small enough to not be a danger and cute. What do you do with cheetahs? They make good status symbols but that's about it. But yeah, they have issues breeding in captivity which is why there have been problems with conservation efforts.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:But yeah, they have issues breeding in captivity which is why there have been problems with conservation efforts.
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Glory to Italia!
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ToxicSlurpee posted:They take terribly to being confined. Like was said they suck in a fight and their primary survival strategy is "go fast, catch the fastest goat nobody else can get." Their hunts actually fail more often than they succeed but even then they aren't much for competition. They don't really stake out territory and if food is scarce where they are/there are too many threats they just like, leave. While they are pretty lazy most of the time that's an energy conservation thing; when they get hungry all that stored up energy comes out in being so god damned fast. Now imagine what happens if it has nowhere to go, ever, and they never get to do the thing that cheetahs do. All good points, but what else are you supposed to do when your house is infested with gazelles?
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Skaven whisperer shall be feared, shall be respected.
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I love the petty "eww gently caress off"-kick it does at the end.
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/HJZqJwT.mp4 https://twitter.com/chanbanhi/status/1177681552039448577?s=19
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She gator-rolled the gently caress out of her new toy. Oh yeah, I came to post this:  They play Dead when threatened, in case someone thinks I'm laughing at a Dead snake. Bored has a new favorite as of 08:47 on Jan 26, 2020 |
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Bored posted:She gator-rolled the gently caress out of her new toy. They are so dramatic about it, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCPVGstdNjU
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Bored posted:She gator-rolled the gently caress out of her new toy. I'm waiting for the follow-up video showing Rex' basement "compound" with all of the drywall from the floor up to about two feet high pulverized by the Happy Fun Ball from her attempts to eviscerate it. Dienes posted:They are so dramatic about it, too. The tongue hanging out is a nice touch
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Dienes posted:They are so dramatic about it, too. This one's even better, skip to around 48 seconds for the drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqjW4VM1xdE
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They're like overblown shakespearean actors. O I AM SLAIN
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https://i.imgur.com/MEOpgNX.mp4 "What duck?"
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HopperUK posted:They're like overblown snakespearean actors. O I AM SLAIN Fixed that for you.
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IMJack posted:https://i.imgur.com/MEOpgNX.mp4 So this guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head. The shrink says, "Can I help you?" and the duck says, "Yeah, get this guy off my rear end."
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Don't tell Kevin Hart. drat, he's reacting like he saw a gay person in the corner.
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