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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Spikegal posted:

What is your favorite movie that you kind of know isn't great? Mine is Grave Encounters I also really like the sequel. It's pretty standard if above-average found footage but has some really great ideas with impossible space

The cube horror movie series.

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yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

every movie i like is a masterpiece

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I recently re-watched one of the last true masterpieces of cinema, Demolition Man

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Mekchu posted:

I will fight you to posting death if you dare to claim that Gettysburg is not a good movie.

I never saw it.

Let’s not fight, friend.

Favorite movie I know is trash:
Idk. So many. Tremors 2?

Let’s say Tremors 2.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Grave Encounters is better than like 75% the of prestige horror movies from the last 5 or so years.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Just got back from seeing The Turning

It's not the worst film of the year (Murder Of Nicole Brown Simpson, by the director of Haunting Of Sharon Tate, exists after all), But it's startlingly close. Holy poo poo. :stare: If you missed the rumors from earlier in the week when reviews started to drop: they were completely right. The Turning has no ending. I can now say I've seen a film that just...stopped, like a book that paused mid-sentence on the final page :stare:

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

i've never heard of that until i saw shane watched it and now you

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Breath of the Wild is the best game holy poo poo

i'm still doing my second dungeon because i've gotten so distracted filling out the map exploring lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WHALE!



WHALE!



:neckbeard:

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i like the turn of the screw but this is january, where films go to die

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Spikegal posted:

What is your favorite movie that you kind of know isn't great? Mine is Grave Encounters I also really like the sequel. It's pretty standard if above-average found footage but has some really great ideas with impossible space

Holy poo poo, Grave Encounters. I started watching this movie on Showtime in the middle of the afternoon and was getting into it - the concept of eldritch spaces and "ghost hunters" getting screwed with intrigued me. My wife came down about halfway through and asked to watch it from the beginning. We didn't have time since we were running out in an hour to meet friends, so I set it up to tape off Showtime West and headed out.

We came back and watched it around 1 AM. The difference between watching it in broad daylight and in a dark basement during the witching hour...it hosed me up HARD, especially the scene with the hands.

Anyway, movies I love?

House of Wax - the 2005 remake, the practical effects are great and it's got a mean streak that doesn't slide into torture porn.
Head of State - Chris Rock does politics and Bernie Mac (RIP) as his VP.
Looker - if anyone remembers this 1981 Michael Crichton with Albert Finney, Susan Dey, James Coburn, 3D body scanning, a knock on commercialization, and a gun that gives you amnesia, I'll be drat impressed.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love both Dr. Phibes movies a lot. They're ridiculous and the plot is a wafer-thin excuse for Vincent Price to kill people in weird ways, but getting to watch him ham it up is just an absolute treat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQvCrg4fZTM

"What lovely music... for a murder. Or two. Or three.... or nine!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytb23pMWEjU

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Jan 25, 2020

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
my favorite joke in weekend at bernie’s is the casual necrophilia

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jerusalem posted:

WHALE!



WHALE!



:neckbeard:

What game is this?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Assassin's Creed Odyssey. They REALLY salvaged this game series with Origins and Odyssey, they're absolutely fantastic to play.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
I’m an idiot and thought that thumbnail was some sort of art installation somewhere lol

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

Assassin's Creed Odyssey. They REALLY salvaged this game series with Origins and Odyssey, they're absolutely fantastic to play.

the game rules

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

mrs miniver was alright, the guy playing the main guy looked really [redacted] which took me out of it but thats alright

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Hanging out with sperm whales might be a reason to make me play an Assassin's Creed game again. They are my favorite whale and whales are my favorite. When I was a kid I was determined to be a "whale scientist"

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Jerusalem posted:

WHALE!



WHALE!



:neckbeard:

I really need to dive (:rimshot:) back into this game sometime.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Odyssey is cool because your char controls like an ATV that sometimes stabs people.

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
Something about AC: Odyssey was still too Ubisofty for me, but that didn’t stop me from investing like 40 hours into the game. It’s good and if you like what it does, it’s terrific.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I killed a whale in Black Flag and it made me sad

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

whoop my rear end

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
ten dollars for super star wars is bullshit

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Joey McChrist posted:

the game rules



I was riding on the Fire-Death Horse from Hades while Kassandra muttered to herself,"I need to make sure I don't draw any attention around here...." :allears:

Seams posted:

I killed a whale in Black Flag and it made me sad

You.... monster!

One downside to Odyssey is that there are a LOT of dogs (good!) but they will attack you and can be accidentally hit when fighting soldiers (bad!)

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Seams posted:

I killed a whale in Black Flag and it made me sad

Do those games force you to kill whales because if they do, gently caress em. The games I mean, I don't want anyone to start loving whales that seems like a bad idea

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

extradite THIS! posted:

Hanging out with sperm whales might be a reason to make me play an Assassin's Creed game again. They are my favorite whale and whales are my favorite. When I was a kid I was determined to be a "whale scientist"

It's not too late!

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

extradite THIS! posted:

Do those games force you to kill whales because if they do, gently caress em. The games I mean, I don't want anyone to start loving whales that seems like a bad idea

Nah only if you want to craft a certain thing but the thing isn’t essential

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Jerusalem posted:

It's not too late!

I later realized being a marine biologist would likely require spending large parts of my life on awful boats in the freezing cold.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Just lie and say you’re one to impress people

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

extradite THIS! posted:

Do those games force you to kill whales because if they do, gently caress em. The games I mean, I don't want anyone to start loving whales that seems like a bad idea

Don't Do What John McAfee Does is a fine rule by which to live, imo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Seams posted:

Just lie and say you’re one to impress people

Just make sure you don't have any golfing buddies!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

extradite THIS! posted:

I later realized being a marine biologist would likely require spending large parts of my life on awful boats in the freezing cold.

at least you're still a leading expert on sperm

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Spikegal posted:

What is your favorite movie that you kind of know isn't great? Mine is Grave Encounters I also really like the sequel. It's pretty standard if above-average found footage but has some really great ideas with impossible space

Objectively speaking, outside of some very well shot drumming sequences, the film Drumline is at best mediocre. However I absolutely adore it and would watch it any time it was on.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Assassin's Creed Odyssey. They REALLY salvaged this game series with Origins and Odyssey, they're absolutely fantastic to play.

One of my favorite games of all time and Kassandra is a really great character with a great voice actor

Anyone who played through Odyssey without being Kassandra you should give it a second playthrough - her voice actor is so much better

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The game opening with some dude punching Kassandra in the face and her getting the most amazing,"Oh... you done hosed up now :getin:" look really set the scene and made me realize she was going to be an incredible character.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Alexios sounds goofy as hell but I grew to like him. He sounds so cheery when telling some Athenian peasant that he just slaughtered a camp of people.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

The game opening with some dude punching Kassandra in the face and her getting the most amazing,"Oh... you done hosed up now :getin:" look really set the scene and made me realize she was going to be an incredible character.

One of my favorite Kassandra moments is such a small thing. When you visit the arena and you talk to the guy and:

Arena Guy: *Spits* So you want to fight?
Kassandra: (pauses with disgust) Gross.


Her voice actor nailed like every line and gave her so much more personality than Alexios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOmid0FkVk

Plus she had a passion for it.

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

I’m feeling very optimistic about life tonight, may you all be infected by this attitude for a little while at least.

Beef Jerky Robot fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jan 26, 2020

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